After acquiring Tia's hairpin because Adol magically knew bcuz of REASONZ described in the previous chapter (lel, that was a lie). They headed back to the Iska. There, Adol threw the fucking hairpin at the giant stone thing and then it began glowing...and then it asploded.
"Well good fucking job Adol. Now look what you did!" Dogi yelled and they were engulfed in a blinding light. Suddenly all of them were teleported to some sort of plaes...thing...yeah. Then a dragon that looked like some sort of buffed up version of Latios/Latias appeared before them. Elk's eyes grew wide. "Whoa!"
The dragon spoke even before they began. "Ind3ds bruv. Behold my mighty fabulous, if you can handle it."
The dragon roared and spread its wings, creating another blinding light of sheeer FAB SO FABULUS that they could not continue to exist in that plane and were teleported somewhere else. "I am Ze-Kalios, ruler of Altago or what the shit ever. Governer of existence, writer and creator of the game, whoohoo."
"For someone so fabulous you don't seem too happy." Geis remarked and the dragon huffed.
"It's not being happy, it's called being KAWAII!" The dragon lifted one of its wings to make the peace sign next to its head. Light exploded out of its mouth and eyes as it smiled, shooting horribly photoshopped kittens, flowers, pink, rainbows, kawaii and nyancats out of its mouth and eyes. They were back at the place. "Dragon warrior! Our mission is to impart thee with the truth."
"W3ll u d0 sh3t 1n ur m15510n th3n." Adol dryly remarked and the dragon huffed once again, flipping its nonexistent hair. "Proveth that thout art able-t."
"Thy soul, thy body, thy di-" The dragon was cut off before he could finish.
"OKAY! Let's get to it!" Geiss yelled and began attacking the fabulous dragon of fabuluousnessesssdsdnfasdnfa.
~~~~~ O ~~~~~
"You have done well. You have the powers to stop the end." The dragon remarked.
"Yes, we already know that but then what abou-" Dogi was cut off and what Adol, Geis and Dogi heard next was a barrage of questions regarding Tia. It made the three of them begin seizing, and bleeding from their ears. Then Adol, Geis and Dogi asploded. But the last thing they heard...
"But why Tia!? But Tia...Y!? WAII TEIA!? TEIHAH WHEEENGKEEENGKEEK?!"
~~~~~~ Tia's place ~~~~~~
"What do you look so happy about?" Scias asked Tia, who had an ever growing smile on her face.
~~~~~~ O ~~~~~~~
"Adol!?" Aisha asked, being blown away by his sheer fabulous. All five stone began to glow and emit a light around Adol. He closed his eyes and held his hand to his heart, and after a long while of concentration...Adol the Red, finally did it. Everyone be proud because...
He danced the dance of his people.
And it looked absolutely HORRIBLE. Don't ask me how he came back from the dead this guy's a miracle worker, LITERALLY. But when he opened his eyes, he was back in Iska, and everyone was dead because of how horrible his dancing was. Adol shrugged and the travelers got going.
That is, until they ran into Ciarius. Geis visibly tensed up as the other winked at him. Ciarius wrapped his arm casually around Geis's waist and the latter broke down and cried. Dogi began blaming Geis just to be an asshole. "YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? I HAVE NOT HAD A SINGLE POTATO IN SIX MONTHS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A MAN!? IT MAKES HIM USE ALL CAPS FOR EVERY! SINGLE! WORD! JUST TO EMPHASIZE ON THE SING SANG OF THE SONGS BETWEEN THE PEOPLE OF MY PEOPLE!"
"Oh, it's okay. There, there. We can get this sorted out in my bedroom." Ciarius said, patting the crying Geis on the back. Geis broke down even further and Dogi began yelling at Ciarius. "YOU! DO YOU...DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO RIGHT NOW? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? CAN YOU COMPREHEND THE WAR I RAGE WITHIN ME? ALL OF MY BODY MAKING CHEMICAL REACTIONS JUST SO THAT I CAN LIVE! THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MY CELLS ARE DYING FOR ME! MY PEOPLE ARE DYING FOR ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY BURDEN!?"
Adol slapped Dogi and everything became quiet. Dogi looked at Adol and a single tear dropped down his cheeks as Adol gave his speech and Ys Seven turned into a Korean drama. "I may not know your pain Dogi...but I DO know their pain. Bcuz YUS! I h4v d13d 4 u 2!"
He then explained what happened to Ciarius while practically prying Geis away from the former's hands.
I don't think anyone can understand Dogi's burden. No offense to Koreans. TT_TT