BOOM.

Once they exited the village, there was a giant hole next to their place where a boss battle was. Poor boss. Once outside, everyone stared in awe and shock at the scenery around them that...didn't...really change much, to be honest. Dogi took a deep breath of the contaminated purple air and died.

"Well, there goes one party member." Geis said and Dogi's head did a 360 turn.

"UNGWHUUUEEEHHHCKNGKHEEEEECCKK..."

Everyone's ears bled.

~~~~~ Some Stupid Laser Dungeon After ~~~~~

The travelers ran towards a person in dark clothing in front of a giant ass door. Scias smiled arrogantly at them. That is, until Adol broke the tension aimed at them.

"H0w l0ng u b33n w41t1ng brub?" Adol asked and Scias frowned, irritated that he found out. As punishment for all his...to put it bluntly, failures, Tia had made him stand and wait there for days and weeks without end.

"Perceptive till the end." Scias gave an irritated huff and then everyone started talking about their drives and all. For some reason. Adol, Dogi and Geis rolled their eyes.

"We'll open Tia's eyes!" Aisha yelled and equipped her bow and arrows. Everyone else did the same. Equipping their bows and arrows.

This was not going to end well.

"Hahaha...AHAHAHAHAHA!" Scias burst out laughing and covered his eyes with the back of his hand, leaning back for dramatic effect. "There is nothing you can do for her! I've watched her for eighteen years, I know better than anyone that there is no saving Tia! This is the duty all Iskan elders must face. A cruel destiny, but an inexorable one. The resolution to carry out that duty in this era and the last is, and always was, her choice. Hers and hers alone. You dare say you understand her!?"

"OMG UR 1N LUV W/T14." Adol stated and Scias angrily denied it with a red face. Everyone began to snicker at him and Scias only calmed himself.

"Well, no matter..." He unsheathed his weapon and began to sensually strip himself of his clothing while LMFAO's 'I'm Sexy and I Know It' played in the background. And in one fell swoop...a gust of wind came from nowhere and blew his clothes straight off, revealing his true form.

Everyone was not amused.

"I won't allow you fools to lay even a finger on my leige. Though I'm certain she'll mourn you when I'm through." Scias boldly stated with a serious and almost grim face. Adol only laughed at him.

"L3l, hoo r u kiding bruh? Ur f4z1ng us cuz u w4nt 2." Adol stated and Scias gave a lighthearted laugh.

"Yeah, haha! You saw right through me. This was the very reason that I signed up to be the Dual Blade of Iska. Though, I must admit...your first performance was less than amusing." Scias said and snickered as the three men gave him a death glare...with Dogi's being literal since he was still dead.

"Have at you!" Scias said and pointed his weapon at the travelers with an almost playful smile. Adol returned it.

"Bitch do you even know? I am Adol the Red. Too kawaii to live...and too sugoi to die!" Was the very first proper thing that Adol said throughout this story...and will probably be the last too. Who knows? I sure as hell don't.

~~~~ Too Bad It DID End Well ~~~~~

"Ahahaha..." Scias fell flat on his back to the floor, legs and arms spread out like an erotic snow angel...

Wait wut?

"Now THAT...was a stellar performance..." He said dreamily and they all backed away slowly.

"Dude, we are getting the wrong kind of vibe from what you just said." Geis said warily, hiding behind his poleaxe. Scias only grinned at him and winked.

"UNNNNGHHHUEEEEENNGKKHH!" Dogi cried out in sweet, sweet victory as everyone's sweet, sweet health depleted all the way down to zero immediately. They all died that day.

Except they didn't.

"Oh my God, what the fuck is it?" Scias said as Dogi finished his garbled victory cry. Adol shrugged and Scias began to glow as he sat up. Everyone except for Adol, Geis and Dogi looked at him with surprise evident in their faces.

"Wait, hey! Why are you dying?" Elk yelled and Scias just looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Bro dafuq did you just say to me?" Scias asked, very much so confused and kinda hurt at what Elk just said. "Dude, you all just freaking stabbed and cut and whatever the hell else-d me like...a bajillion times. Why wouldn't I be dying?"

"But...you idiot!" Aisha said and clenched her fists.

"You're calling me an idiot for dying? Really?" Scias only looked at them with a disappointed face. He then smiled and glowed brighter.

"Well...thanks dudebros. I'll be watching you all from the bottom of the Well of Souls." Scias said and disappeared into the land of sugoi with a permanent smile plastered on his face because of...reasons you'd rather not know about. Dogi walked in front of the spot Scias once stood and then...

Dogi made a Godzilla roar that shook even the Well of Souls...

Everyone died again.