Thus, the epic battle of derp begins.
They all got teleported to their respective places and then...
"Wait what the shit? Where's Adol and Geis?" Dogi asked and looked at the two super underleveled people to his left and his right. "Well crapple."
"Okay guys! Let's beat this thing's WALLS!" Dogi yelled and Elk looked at him with utter confusion.
"What the hell does that even mean Dogi!?" He yelled and before Dogi could reply, he got hit by a blast of energy from Rul-Ende. He ricocheted off Mishera and Elk, and then crashed into Rul-Ende's weak spot. His health got depleted to zero.
"UUUUWWOOOOOOOAAAARRRHHHHIIII!" Dogi roared in the most horrid mighty voice that depleted Rul-Ende's health to zero.
"The force is strong in this one..." Mishera said and sheathed her weapon.
~~~~ O ~~~~
"Wait a minute...the hell am I with girls only!?" He yelled and got thrown into Rul-Ende's weak spot by Cruxie.
"Well if you'd rather NOT be with us I'd be happy to throw you off!" Cruxie angrily screamed into Geis's ear and then hit him with her hammer. Geis slammed into the weak spot and then broke it, causing that part of Rul-Ende to um...deplete to um...zero? Yeah, something like that. You know what I'm talking about. Aisha raised her eyebrow.
"Well that was anti-climatic." She said and put her bow away.
~~~~~ O ~~~~~
"It's time..." Adol said and walked up to his opponent, the giant ugly ass monster of a monster that lay strangely motionless. He unsheathed his sword and raised it up, taking his sweet ass time before something hit him in the face. Then suddenly Rul-Ende grew several tentacle limbs and began throwing purple light uh, um...things at Adol, while burping out fireballs, and farting out lazers whilst spinning around.
Wwwut?
Adol began slashing and stabbing randomly at all directions, hoping to God that he would hit something. Unfortunately, all of his attacks bounced off and he hit nothing. The ground began to glow and then pillars of uh, ah, um...uh, um...fuck, I don't know hit Adol in the face again.
"0H 1T. 15. 0N. NA0." Adol said and the ground underneath him trembled with fear as he screamed like a sheep. His hair flared up and his armor broke off, leaving him completely defenseless. Rul-Ende hit him and depleted his health to zero immediately.
"U f0k1n haxr. 1 qu1t." He said and left the server. Poor, poor Adol. Cudnt taek the het. Adol looked at the camera, directly at you as the OBEY sign began to flash repeatedly on his face. Oh dayum son. It is triggered nao.
Adol pulled out his blade and fired bottles of Mountain Dew with every slash. They speed to Rul-Ende with the sped of Sanix, and before he-it, uh...fuck! With every pull of the trigger, cars shot out of the blade. Wait what trigger-what? Adol yelled as the explosions happened around him for the sunglasses fell from his face or weed and Doritos shot out of his mouth. Wait...
The shit was that sentence!?
The moment Adol ran out of bullets he ran up to Rul-Ende's weak spot and stabbed it, causing the whole thing to explode. The smoke formed and turned into Dogi's smiling face, complete with a sparkle on his nose and lips.
"Well...that was uh...that was something." Tia said as she looked at the monstrosity they created and jumped when she heard someone behind her.
"Tell that to my Diabeetus." Dogi said and stood in front of her with Adol at his side. Putting his hands to his hips, he gave a smile and Tia froze. Now the smoke formed Dogi's pose exactly, and it looked like there were two Dogis. No, there were too Dogis. That's right. TOO.
Like, he had a clone or some shit like that.
"Well, uh...So that's also a thing." Tia looked on with surprise and frankly...she was kinda impressed by how over the battle ended quickly.
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Fuck.
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