"Whatcha doin'?" Doredia asked as she placed her hands behind her back.
Piplup gulped as he stood up, rubbing his flippers together. "Well, to be honest, I was doing nothing when all of a sudden-"
Suddenly Doredia was smacked into the earth by an incoming train, who was being runned over by a horde of Zoroas, led by Zoroark, who laughed his head off as he flipped Piplup. Piplup dropped his jaw in disbelief as it began raining harshly. Piplup screamed as the rain burned him, running around in circles as the entire ground turned into hot, molten magma, burning Piplup alive. Piplup screamed as he lost control of his bowels.
"Chapter too short?" Reshiram and Zekrom stated as he both laughed evilly, flipping off you, the readers. "Too bad. Gen 5 time."