A/N- I think I'm going to do it! :) Yup, I'm going to do it. =) Peoples, from now until Valentines day, I'm updating once a day. =D
Also, please remember that ~~~ means a 'long pause'.
Sosuke Aizen: Posting on all pages frequented by Espada – due to instabilities in the Garganta portals, no Arrancar of lower than Cuarto rank may cross between worlds for two weeks.
Nine Days Later... (on the new GrimUlqui facebook page)
Ichigo Kurosaki: GrimUlqui?! WTF?!
Ulquiorra Sciffer: ...trash
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Who. Did. This.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Not me!
Orihime Inoue: Not me!
Karin Kurosaki: Not me or Yuzu!
D-Roy: Not any of us.
Yylfordt Granz: He's gonna kill me... but the Quinta did it.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Nnoitora, you... you SPOONHEAD!
Nnoitora Gilga: Fracciones should mind their tongues. If you cannot... discipline your underlings, Sexta, I will do it for you.
Yylfordt Granz: Uh-oh, holy crap.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: You're dead, Spoon!
Nnoitora Gilga: Not before your little... pets... are bleeding to death somewhere in Los Noches! It's a big palace. They'll be dead before you find them. :) Bye-bye, now!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Shit!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Why not kill them? Why lock them up to die?
Ulquiorra Schiffer: The Quinta Espada... enjoys torutre.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: I gotta get there before he decides where to hide them!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Grimmjow... if Nnoitora is in Los Noches, you can't pursue him. No Espada lower than Quinta rank may use the Garganta...
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I'm going. See ya.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: DAMN!
Ichigo Kurosaki: You couldn't find him?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: I couldn't get through the portal. Damn it...
Nnoitora Gilga: Oh, is poor little Sexta sad? Aw, poor little Gwimjow!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: ...fuck you.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Wow, you are depressed. Normally it would be FUCK YOU, SPOONHEAD!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Yeah, whatever. FUCK YOU, SPOONHEAD!
Nnoitora Gilga: I'll consider myself fucked. Now why don't you go cry in a corner somewhere. I gotta go, bye-bye!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: ...Grimmjow.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: What?! Going to lecture me for trying to stop that spoon from killing my friends?
Ulquiorra Schiffer: No. I was going to offer to get you through the Garganta. I am above Quinta rank, after all...
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: WTF?!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Yes or no.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Uh... yes! Yeah, definitely!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Then let's go.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Did... did Ulquiorra just break the rules? O_0
Orihime Inoue: OMFG!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: We're through! Holy shit!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Come. The Quinta is this way.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Huh. Emospada and... uh, Angryspada against Spoonspada and his Fraccione. No contest!
Sado Yasutora: No contest.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: SHIT!
Ichigo Kurosaki: What is it?
Grimmjow: Barragan... and Szayel.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Oldspada and... uh... Creepyspada? Shit, run!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: XP Ichigo... seriously? You know me better than that.
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Actually, Grimmjow, he's right. You need to find your Fracciones. If you can do that, we've won.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: ...long sentence, for you...
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Go. Now.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Aaaaand back to normal. Okay, but I'm coming back once they're safe.
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Of course. Without me, how will you get through the Garganta?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: ...yeah. That's why. See ya! Uh, good luck.
Ulquiorra Schiffer: You too... :)
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: :)
MoonBlossom15: Hm... It's happening... :)
Ichigo Kurosaki: What's with all these random people...?
Yylfordt Granz has a new status: Rescued :)
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: 'Kay, Schiffer, I got them to the Garganta! I'm coming back, where are
Ichigo Kurosaki: Um, Grimmjow? Hello?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: im hre
Ichigo Kurosaki: You okay? You're typing funny.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: im fne. u shld see teh othr gy.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Who, Szayel?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: nah, spnhead.
Nelliel Tu Odelschwank: You beat the Quinta? OMG! :)
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: hey nel. yea i beat hm. He was alrdy lmping tho.
Orihime Inoue: Did you find Ulquiorra-kun?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: nt yet, spnhead jumped me.
Barragan: Meh. Don't bother, if he isn't dead already he will be soon.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Ah! Barragan! Holy fucking shit!
Barragan: What? He can kill the Fraccione and the Octava, but he can't beat me! I'm too strong for
Ichigo Kurosaki: For what?
Ichigo Kurosaki: Oh. Ulquiorra just killed him, didn't he.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Prbably.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Ulquiorra?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: I'll find him...let's hope Barragan really is dead.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: get lilynet
Ichigo Kurosaki: Um... okay, why?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: djslvgfhgvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Ichigo Kurosaki: Oh. Barragan wasn't completely dead. Got it.
Orihime Inoue: Kurosaki-kun, how could you tell what he said?
Ichigo Kurosaki: I didn't... he fainted on the keyboard.
Orihime Inoue: Oh...
Lilynette: Okay, we're here!
Coyote Starrk: Someone wanna tell me wasgoinon?
Lilynette: He's still half asleep. Why did you need us?
Yylfordt Granz: Because we needed someone over Quinta rank to open a Garganta... Harribel's on vacation, Barragan's dead (I hope), and Ulquiorra is hurt.
Lilynette: Oh! Easy. Be right there, guys!
Coyote Starrk: Whoa. And exactly how did you two get this beat up?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Brgn.
Coyote Starrk: Oh. Okay... and he's dead?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: :)
Coyote Starrk: Nice! Uh... and that guy's still alive, right?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: lquirra? Yea... h's stl alv... barly...
Coyote Starrk: Okay, well, I borrowed Orihime, (again) so she'll be here in about
Orihime Inoue: Two seconds. Hi!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Uh, hi.
Coyote Starrk: So, why don't you explain what happened? Ichigo didn't tell me.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: ...and then I came back here and Barragan was still alive, but he'd lost an arm and a leg, so I threw Pantera at him and the idiot didn't dodge it in time. Thanks, Orihime.
Coyote Starrk: Yeah, thanks, I don't think I could have understood him when he ws stil typng lke ths!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Ha, ha. Very funny. XP
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Actually, it was. :)
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Hey, Ulquiorra.
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Barragan?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: X.X
Ulquiorra Schiffer: ...I guess that means he's dead.
Coyote Starrk: Awesome, let's get out of here. Who knows who else was working with Spoonhead.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Yeah, let's leave already. I still hate the colors in this place!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: What colors?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Exacta!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Lol!
Ichigo Kurosaki: ...Ulquiorra...
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: ...did you just say 'lol'?
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Yes...
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Holy shit! End of the fuckin world!
EchoingBreeze: I KNOW, RIGHT?! RUN! XD
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Okay, then...
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Awesome, the Gargant tried to eat me...
Coyote Starrk: Sorry about that...
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Oh, well, at least we're back.
Coyote Starrk: Yeah, I gotta go...
Lilynette: ...take a nap.
Coyote Starrk: Hey!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: :)
Orihime Inoue: I gotta go, too. Wasabi Cooking is meeting in half an hour!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Shit! I forgot to do my homework...
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Nice one, Berry!
Ichigo Kurosaki: I. Am. Not. A. BERRY!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Yeah, whatever. Lol.
Yylfordt Granz: We're gonna go make a voodoo doll of Nnoitora.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: uh... okay... you do that... (a voodoo doll? Really, guys?)
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: uh... Ulquiorra?
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Yes?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Um... I never said thank you for getting me into Los Noches... so... thanks.
Ulquiorra Schiffer: No problem! :)
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Uh... Grimmjow?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Yeah?
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Do you... do-you-want-to-come-to-dinner-with-me-friday-night?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: o_0
Ulquiorra Schiffer: XP
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Sure! :)
MoonBlossom15: Yes! I KNEW IT! Ha!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: XP
Ulquiorra Schiffer: ROFL!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques & EchoingBreeze: SHIT! RUN!