A/N- I'm going to have to stop getting up at four or five in the morning to post these... or maybe not. Whatever! Up next (tomorrow I hope) will be UquiIchi.
Rukia Kuchiki: Uh... Yoruichi-sama! Come and look at this, please?
Yoruichi: What? "KisuYoru Facebook Page"... hey, WTF?!
Rukia Kuchiki: Urahara! Get your ass over here!
Kisuke Urahara: ~Hai?
Rukia Kuchiki: What did you do?
Kisuke Urahara: "KisuYoru Facebook..." I could ask YOU the same thing. It wasn't my idea! XP
Rukia Kuchiki: I think it's cute! XP
Kisuke Urahara: But...
Yoruichi: We don't have anything in common!
Rukia Kuchiki: Opposites attract!
Rukia Kuchiki: Okay, maybe not. But here, tell you what. If I can find something you have in common, will you go on a date? And admit that you like each other
Yoruichi: I don't like hime!
Rukia Kuchiki: IF you did...
Yoruichi: Fine.
Kisuke Urahra: Sure, but only if you promise not to use the fact that we were both kicked out of Soul Society. It's too... obvious, I guess.
Rukia Kuchiki; Sigh. Fine! You both... know me! :)
Yoruichi: Rukia-san, please be serious.
Rukia Kuchiki: Um... you both like chocolate?
Yoruichi: Dark chocolate.
Kisuke Urahara: Milk chocolate... or white chocolate, I guess.
Rukia Kuchiki: You both drink water?
Yoruichi: Rukia-san... :(
Rukia Kuchiki: Sorry, sorry! Favorite colors?
Yoruichi: Orange... and black.
Kisuke Urahara: White and green. Duh.
Rukia Kuchiki: favorite animal?
Yoruichi: cat.
Kisuke Urahara: I don't have one.
Rukia Kuchiki: Um... um... favorite... time?
Kisuke Urahara: Sunrise. No, noon.
Yoruichi: Just after dark.
Rukia Kuchiki: Oh! I've got it! You're both sneaky!
Yoruichi: Please. I'm stealthy.
Kisuke Urahara: And I'm crafty.
Rukia Kuchiki: Agh! Least favorite person?
Yoruichi: uh... Tosen.
Kisuke Urahara: Aizen.
Rukia Kuchiki: Favorite weapon?
Yoruichi: Shun'ko. I guess.
Kisuke Urahara: Benihime. Or kido.
Rukia Kuchiki: Okay... last question... what's your favorite... um... um...
Ichigo Kurosaki: Hey, guys, what's going on?
Rukia Kuchiki: Yes! I've got it! Thanks, Ichigo!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Huh?
Rukia Kuchiki: What is your opinion of Ichigo!
Yoruichi: He's a show-off
Kisuke Urahara: He's a show-off.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Hey!
Soi Fon: Shit.
EchoingBreeze: it was inevitable.
Devil'sEyeAlchemist13: No kidding.
Ichigo Kurosaki: XP We've got two of them this time...
Devil'sEyeAlchemist13: Remember me, Strawberry?
Ichigo Kurosaki: How could I forget... you're 'my worst nightmare'...
Ulquiorra: ROFL!
EchoingBreeze: SHIT! *runs away*
Rukia Kuchiki: :) I did it!
Two weeks later they were still dating. Soi Fon was in the emo corner.