"Hey! How come my story didn't get any updates?" Piplup complained as he folded his flippers together. "I thought I was on a Quest for Stupidity!"
"Well, do you want to keep going on a quest for stupidity?" Arceus stated, with both him and Piplup at the middle of the meadows described in the last chapter, the one with the nice rolling hills and smooth green grass.
"Of course! I specifically requested a fanfic about me to begin with, and I'm not gonna have it die on me, damn it!" Piplup remarked as he flailed his flippers.
"Suit yourself." Dry Bowser remarked as he appeared out of nowhere, grabbing Piplup and swinging him around, throwing him high into the clear blue sky.
"YABBA DABBA DOO!" Piplup exclaimed, only to bump into a brick wall that appeared out of nowhere, then fell into red molten magma, screaming as he was now at the Grumble Volcano, bouncing around as he took in a quick breathe of air and used his Water Pulse at the lava, forming a smoky hole through it as he fell through the hole, burning himself as he went right through the lava, ending up on the other side...
...which turned out to be the volcanic Mustafar system from Star Wars, with Darth Vader in his black armor and General Grievous fighting each other using their light sabers. Piplup bounced near them, the two metal Sith lords watching him go by, then glancing at each other and shrugging as they kept up their fighting.