A/N- Surprise arrival this chapter, because I felt like it. AiIchi, requested by DEA13, and the next step in the plot.
I don't own Bleach. Trust me. If I owned Bleach... heehee, it would be pretty weird.
Sosuke Aizen: It worked. It reset the chapter...
Kurosaki Ichigo: We noticed... oh, crap. Freaking AiIchi.
Gin Ichimaru: Yeah, Ichigo. Reseting the chapter also means a new pairing.
Sosuke Aizen: Never mind the pairing for now. Are we three the only ones who care that the universe is being controlled by weird writers?
MiracleAngel500: Thank you!
Sosuke Aizen: ...huh?
Kurosaki Ichigo: I think she took 'weird' as a compliment...
Kisuke Urahara: I care.
Gin Ichimaru: We could set a trap?
Sosuke Aizen: Never work, she could just write her way out of it.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Hey... I have an idea...
Sosuke Aizen: What?
Kurosaki Ichigo: If she's a writer, she has readers. And if we can get the readers on our side...
Gin Ichimaru: Uh... how?
Sosuke Aizen: There's a better question. When did Ichigo get smart?
Kurosaki Ichigo: That's not what you said last night... ;)
MiracleAngel500: ...da fuck?
Kisuke Urahara: Language.
MiracleAngel500: Yeah, it's just... Ichigo isn't usually this good with the plot.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Technically, isn't that your fault?
Sosuke Aizen: Careful. Until we get the readers on our side, she has the most power.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Oh, yeah. Thanks, I guess.
Sosuke Aizen: That's not what you said last night... ;)
Gin Ichimaru: Like, I'm with the writer this time. Da fuck?
Ulquiorra Schiffer: So that's why your room is soundproofed.
Orihime Inoue: His room is soundproofed?
Ulquiorra Schiffer: Yes, and now we know why.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Um... :*)?
Sosuke Aizen: More like: XD Omigawd
Kurosaki Ichigo: That actually IS what you said last night...
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: XP He got you, Aizen... hey, when DID Berry get smart?
Sosuke Aizen: Who are you?
Kurosaki Ichigo: Remember? She's my worst nightmare...
Sosuke Aizen: Aw, poor Berry.
Kurosaki Ichigo: I AM NOT- well, I guess YOU can call me that. But nobody else!
Ishida Uryu: Da fuck?
Gin Ichimaru: Did the berry just...
Orihime Inoue: LET someone call him that?
Kurosaki Ichigo: XP You guys are so clueless...
DevilsEyeAlchemist: Yeah, they've been flirting all chapter...
Shūkurō Tsukishima: What did we miss?
Sosuke Aizen: Um, a crazy writer is making crazy pairings and by the way we're all anime characters.
Shūkurō Tsukishima: Okay.
Sosuke Aizen: And only me, Gin, Kisuke and Ichigo care.
Shūkurō Tsukishima: I care.
Sosuke Aizen: And watch out, there might be-
DevilsEyeAlchemist: TSUKISHIMA!
Sosuke Aizen: ...fangirls.
Kisuke Urahara: That's IT!
Kurosaki Ichigo: Huh?
Sosuke Aizen: OF COURSE. I'm such an idiot.
Kurosaki Ichigo: No you aren't.
Shūkurō Tsukishima: You don't mean what I think you mean?
Kisuke Urahara: Fangirls.
Sosuke Aizen: It's the only way to get any readers on our side.
Gin Ichimaru: Should work.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Well, let's hope between the five of us we have fangirls, then.
MiracleAngel500: You have no idea...
Sosuke Aizen: Well, we need to know, and to do that people have to read this.
Kurosaki Ichigo: And to read this, the chapter needs to end.
Sosuke Aizen: Hey, Berry!
Kurosaki Ichigo: Yeah, I know. Meet me by the tree.
Shūkurō Tsukishima: This is getting weird.
Gin Ichimaru: Yeah, you missed a lot. Anyway, go back and read the other chapters.
Shūkurō Tsukishima: Oh. So they're going to have a make-out session or whatever?
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Yeah, and I'm going to watch. :)
Kisuke Urahara: And then next time we can see if we have any fangirls.
Ichigo Kurosaki: :*)
MiracleAngel500: Well, phooey. Ending song: Alones.
MUSIC STARTS
Kurosaki Ichigo: Oreta awai tsubasa, kimi wa sukoshi, aosugiru sora ni tsukareta dake sa
Kisuke Urahara: Mou dareka no tame ja nakute, jibun no tame ni waratte ii yo!
Sosuke Aizen: Izen to shite shinobiyoru kodoku, uchigawa ni tomoru rousoku Shūkurō Tsukishima:Tarinai kotoba no, kubomi o nani de umetara ii n' darou, mou wakaranai yo
All: Semete yume no naka de, Jiyuu ni oyogetara anna sora mo iranai no ni, Kinou made no koto o...
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Nuritsubusa nakute mo asu ni mukaeru no ni!
A/N- If you are a fangirl of Urahara, Tsukishima, Gin, Aizen, or Ichigo, please mention it if you review. They need to know. :)
And somebody please tell me if/when this goes out of control!