"Owen!"
Once again, Owen felt Cristina's tiny hands on his shoulders, shaking him awake.
"What's the emergency?" He mumbled, blinking his eyes.
"I had another bad dream!"
Sighing, Owen sat up and rubbed his eyes. They were in their bedroom and everything was dark. "What happened?"
She poked his chest. "You had really good sex with Amelia. Naked sex. She couldn't stop talking about it during surgery."
"We got back together?" Owen frowned.
"No, but she was talking about it! In front of Callie and Arizona!" Cristina gestured wildly. "Callie looked like she might want a piece of that, now that I think about it."
He looked at her in the dim light. "Did you return from wherever you were in your dream?"
"No."
Owen turned on the lamp beside the bed. "Did anything else happen? Please tell me that Meredith wasn't having ghost sex with Derek."
"No, Meredith was actually holding up really well. She was giving out sage advice to everyone instead of being chronically twisted. She was dancing and smiling when I woke up, like she just hit fast-forward on all the grieving. Or maybe it's because Alex was going to sell her house back to her. Alex agreed to buy a loft with the psycho. At least her hair is cute. Richard finally married Catherine and April has gone GI Jane. Oh, and you decided to stop being Chief and showed Jackson who's McBadAss."
"So you woke me up for having sex with someone while you're off eating really good chocolate somewhere and this is all a dark and twisty dream? You're mad at me because of a dream?"
Cristina nodded. "That's right."
He leaned forward. "Then come back. Next time you eat something funky before bed and enter this weird alternate dream world, come back to Seattle and put an end to this nonsense."
"I don't want to," she said, slowly. "Crazy things happen there. It's like I got tired of the same stupid plots happening over and over and I needed something new that was more worthy of my talents."
Owen sighed. "Well, try to relax before going to bed. Summer vacation is coming up. I bet we'll have so much fun with our kids that you won't have any more disturbing dreams until September."
Cristina leaned forward and kissed him. "Okay."
"Can we go back to sleep now?"
"Sure."
Owen turned off the light and they settled back into bed. Cristina shifted towards him and he put an arm around her.
"Owen? I think I know how I can avoid bad dreams."
"Uh huh?"
"We should dance it out more." She snuggled closer. "I like watching you shake your booty."
"Good night, Cristina."
