AN- Okay. Technically, Yoruichi and Soi Fon should have had this chapter. Sorry. They don't fit into the plot. Maybe later. But that's not the important thing. I wrote two chapters and posted them in ONE DAY. TWO CHAPTERS IN A DAY! WOOT WOOOOOT!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Aizen. Any news?

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Aizen's sick.

Ichigo Kurosaki: ...seriously? Horrible timing.

Sosuke Aizen: I cn stil type! I'll be on facenook.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Typo much?

Sosuke Aizen: *facebook.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: But... how can we tell if we have any readers on our side?

Ichigo Kurosaki: Um...

Sosuke Aizen: I don't know...

Ayuhime: I'll tell you... IF you guys make this chapter funny!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: ...this must be the one who requested the song.

Ichigo Kurosaki: "Make this funny"?

Abarai Renji: You know... something's weird. Something's wrong.

Byakuya Kuchiki: I agree. Something is wrong about this chapter.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: I know what it is. Look at the pairing.

Rangiku Matsumoto: Lol, you and- wait. WAIT!

Sosuke Aizen: Didn't we already... already do this?

Uryu Ishida: I have the bruises to prove it.

Kisuke Urahara: But how do we make it funny...? Tsukishima? Aizen? Gin? Ideas?

Shūkurō Tsukishima: This pairing is weird...

Ichigo Kurosaki: How so?

MiracleAngel500:WARNING: DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE if you value sanity.

Shūkurō Tsukishima: ...I mean, did you rape him, or what?

Ichigo Kurosaki: DAFUCK?!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: DAHELL?!

Abarai Renji: Jeez, come to think of it... that would make perfect sense...

Rangiku Matsumoto: Taicho, don't comment. TRUST US!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Oh, I get it... you're on your own, Ichigo.

Byakuya Kuchiki: So he IS being raped. Kurosaki, this is going too far.

Kisuke Urahara: Yeah. I mean, we all know you have a harem, but raping Shiro? Not good.

Ichigo Kurosaki: I am not raping Toshiro! And... I don't have a harem.

Sosuke Aizen: Riiiiiight. Orihime, Rukia, Ishida, Nelliel, and possibly Tatsuki. Not a harem at all.

Ichigo Kurosaki: WHAT?!

Uryu Ishida: I agree with everything, except WHAT AM I DOING ON THAT LIST?

Ichigo Kurosaki: I'm not... I didn't...

Kisuke Urahara: Don't deny it, Ichigo. We know it's true.

MiracleAngel500: This is getting good. Popcorn?

Ayuhime: Sure!

Ichigo Kurosaki: A little help here, Shiro?

Toshiro Hitsugaya: ...don't call me that...

Ichigo Kurosaki: But... but I always call you that...

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Stay away from me...

Ichigo Kurosaki: What now?

Rangiku Matsumoto: LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Momo Hinamori: How could you?!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Toshiro, what...?

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Help...

Byakuya Kuchiki: If you go near him, I will be forced to kill you.

Abarai Renji: I'll help!

Momo Hinamori: Why are you doing this Ichigo?

Ichigo Kurosaki: I'm not!

Shūkurō Tsukishima: Wow, then I wonder why Hitsugaya-taicho is so scared...

Ichigo Kurosaki: I DON'T KNOW EITHER! Uryu Ishida: I always knew you were stupid, Kurosaki... but I never guessed you would do this.

Nelliel Tu Odelschwank: I don't want to be in your harem anymore.

Orihime Inoue: Me neither!

Uryu Ishida: I wasn't in it in the first place, but me neither!

Rukia Kuchiki: Come near me again and I will kill you.

Byakuya Kuchiki: I will help.

Abarai Renji: Me too!

Ichigo Kurosaki: I DO NOT HAVE A HAREM!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: The evidence would suggest that you do.

Ichigo Kurosaki: But I don't!

Orihime Inoue: Well, NOW you don't. We all quit!

Tatsuki Arisawa: I just got here... but I quit too, Ichigo.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Wha... the... fu...?

Ayuhime: You tell him, guys.

Byakuya Kuchiki: This is unforgivable.

Abarai Renji: Agreed.

Rangiku Matsumoto: Never speak to us again, Kurosaki Ichigo.

Ichigo Kurosaki: I-

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: No.

Orihime Inoue: No.

Tatsuki Arisawa: No.

Byakuya Kuchiki: No.

Uryu Ishida: No.

Shūkurō Tsukishima: No.

MiracleAngel500: No.

Ayuhime: No.

Kisuke Urahara: No.

Sosuke Aizen: No.

Rukia Kuchiki: No.

Abarai Renji: No.

Ichigo Kurosaki: BUT I NEVER-

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: No.

Orihime Inoue: No.

Tatsuki Arisawa: No.

Byakuya Kuchiki: No.

Uryu Ishida: No.

Shūkurō Tsukishima: No.

MiracleAngel500: No.

Ayuhime: No.

Kisuke Urahara: No.

Sosuke Aizen: No.

Rukia Kuchiki: No.

Abarai Renji: No.

Kisuke Urahara: Well, Ayuhime? Was this funny enough for you?

Sosuke Aizen: Sorry, Ichigo. But the best way to make it funny was like this.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Please try to understand. This is really important. Because yes, guys, I care too.

Ayuhime: Call me Rainy-chan, people. And yes, it was funny enough. Now, here's the website.

Sosuke Aizen: I got it... yes!

Kisuke Urahara: Read the reviews!

Sosuke Aizen: Not bad. Ichigo's got one, and everybody EXCEPT Ichigo has another.

Shūkurō Tsukishima: Of course, I'm her favorite. Right?

Sosuke Aizen: Uh, yeah, actually.

Shūkurō Tsukishima: Oh. I didn't expect that.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Well, now there are six of us.

Sosuke Aizen: But they'll never know.

Kisuke Urahara: Because this chapter is never going to end.

MiracleAngel500: Well, nice try, people. I guess I win!

Orihime Inoue: Oh, yeah... the chapter doesn't end until...

MUSIC STARTS

Sosuke Aizen: The ending song? But... Ichigo and Hitsugaya...

Shūkurō Tsukishima: Are currently sitting in a tree making out with a girl watching.

Ayuhime: That would be ME.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Good plan, guys. But next time, tell me first.

MUSIC IS PRETTY

Rainy-chan: Sakura hira hira maiorite ochite, yureru omoi no take wo dakishimeta!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Kimi to haru ni negai shi ano yume wa.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Ima mo, miete iru yo.

Orihime Inoue: Sakura, maichiru! Aah! Aaah!

MiracleAngel500: Way to hit those notes...

Sosuke Aizen: Densha kara, mieta no wa, itsuka no omokage.

Kisuke Urahara: Futari de kayotta, haru no oohashi.

Rukia Kuchiki: Sotsogyou, no taki ga kite, kimi wa machi wo deta.

Karin Kurosaki: Irozuku kawabe ni, ano hi wo sagasa no.

Gin Ichimaru: Sorezore no michi wo erabi.

Shūkurō Tsukishima: Futuri wa haru wo oeta.

Ichigo Kurosaki Sakihokoru mirai wa, atashi wo aserasete!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Odakyuusen no mado ni, kotoshi mo sakuro ga utsuru!

Rangiku Matsumoto: Kimi no koe ga, kono mune niiiiii...!

Yuzu Kurosaki: Kikoete kuru you!

Rainy-chan: Sakura hira hira maiorite ochite, yureru omoi no take wo dakishimeta!

MiracleAngel500: Kimi to haru ni negai shi ano yume wa.

Orihime Inoue: Ima mo, miete iru you!

Ayuhime and Orihime: Sakura, maichiruuuuu! Aaaahaaahaaah!

MiracleAngel500: Again, way to hit the high note!

AN- Please review and don't forget to mention if you are a fangirl of *deep breath* Ichigo, Kisuke, Aizen, Tsukishima, Gin, or Hitsugaya. Two updates in a day! *pats self on back*

SAYONARA!