AN- SPOILER ALERT: Sorry for the Shakespeare.
MiracleAngel500: Hey, the rebels are hereby banned from posting. Unless the pairing involves them.
Shūkurō Tsukishima: That's not good!
MiracleAngel500: Get OUT, Tsukishima! You're BANNED!
Sosuke Aizen: Don't worry, guys! I'll deal with them this chapter.
MiracleAngel500: You're BANNED TOO, Aizen!
Sosuke Aizen: Read the freaking pairing!
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: XD Whoops, it has Aizen! I wonder why...
Sosuke Aizen: Because I'm epic. Hey... aren't you the Tsukishima fangirl?
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: ;)
MiracleAngel500: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE CHAPTER?!
All Soi/Ai fangirls like this comment.
Sosuke Aizen: Don't YOU decide that?
MiracleAngel500: Oh. Yeah. Oops.
Soi Fon: Just no, okay?
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Sosuke Aizen: :*(
Soi Fon: NO. I do not fraternize with the enemy under any circumstances.
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Yoruichi Shihoin: Sure you don't. XP
Soi Fon: Oh... hi... :*)
Sosuke Aizen: I'm not asking you to like me. I'm asking you to join us. We need to stop this.
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Soi Fon: That would mean joining YOU. AND Kisuke Urahara. And I will NEVER do that.
MiracleAngel500: Thanks for requesting this, looks like it's going to make me win this war.
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: No problem. And it's a war now?
Sosuke Aizen: Yes. And we are NOT going to lose.
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MiracleAngel500: Yes you will. And when you do, this story ends.
Sosuke Aizen: Wow, the readers are going to be ticked at you for THAT one.
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MiracleAngel500: Doesn't matter... this chapter won't ever get posted.
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Ichigo Kurosaki: Come on, even I forgave Toshiro to get a chapter out...
MiracleAngel500: Ichigo, you are condemned to the pit of torture for the rest of the chapter.
Ichigo Kurosaki: WHAT?!
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MiracleAngel500: You were BANNED. If you break in, you get tortured.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Worth it if it gets her to join us.
Soi Fon: How is that worth it?
Sosuke Aizen: Because Ichigo's getting tortured, I'll answer. Would you die to save the world?
Soi Fon: Yes...
Sosuke Aizen: Would you die to defeat me?
Soi Fon: YES.
Yoruichi Shihoin: Would you die to stop a maniac writer from killing all of us?
Soi Fon: I guess so...
Yoruichi Shihoin: So would I.
Sosuke Aizen: So we need to get this chapter out.
Soi Fon: WHY?
Yoruichi Shihoin: Because she said that when we lose, the story ends.
Soi Fon: Oh...
Sosuke Aizen: Besides. The next chapter should be you and Yoruichi.
Yoruichi Shihoin: Forgot about that...
Soi Fon: Leave me alone, Aizen. Or I'll KILL you.
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Sosuke Aizen: I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell, to die upon the hand I love so well.
Soi Fon: ...what?
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Um... Shakespeare? Really?
Soi Fon: He's quoting SHAKESPEARE?! WTF?!
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Yoruichi Shihoin: Yeah, I'm with them... HUH?!
Sosuke Aizen: :*) I figured it couldn't hurt... Soi Fon, my heart is ever at your service.
Soi Fon: Timon of Athens, Act 1 Scence 2.
Yoruichi Shihoin: You read Shakespeare?
Soi Fon: I found one of your old books... so I starting reading it.
Yoruichi Shihoin: That was hundreds of years ago that I read that book...
Sosuke Aizen: Weird. But listen, Soi Fon... I need your help here...
Soi Fon: Faith, there hath been many great men that have flattered the people who never loved them.
Sosuke Aizen: Such is my love, to thee I so belong, that for thy right myself will bear all wrong.
Yoruichi Shihoin: Love goes toward love.
Soi Fon: Stop it, you two. Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart. CUT IT OUT.
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Sosuke Aizen: Go to your bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.
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Soi Fon: It tells me nothing. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love.
Yamamoto: Not to mention Soul Society would be very angry if a captain started dating a traitor.
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Yoruichi Shihoin: HEY! Soi Fon, don't listen to him! Uh... this above all, to thine own self be true!
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Soi Fon: No, Aizen. For you and I are past our dancing days.
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Sosuke Aizen; I'm running out of Shakespeare.
MiracleAngel500: Looks like I win after all.
Soi Fon: This ain't Shakespeare: I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE.
Shūkurō Tsukishima: Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.
MiracleAngel500: TORTURE PIT!
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: NO!
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Toshiro Hitsugaya: Who could refrain that had a heart to love and in that heart courage to make love known?
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MiracleAngel500: You guys are banned! TORTUE PIT!
Sosuke Aizen: For where thou art, there is the world itself, and where though art not, desolation.
Soi Fon: Not bad, most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad us on to sin in loving virtue
Sosuke Aizen: Hear my soul speak: the very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly to your service.
Soi Fon: Um...
MiracleAngel500: Come on, Soi Fon, say something!
Soi Fon: Uh...
Sosuke Aizen: Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Soi Fon: I'm a Shinigami!
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Sosuke Aizen: What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
Yoruichi Shihoin: Awww. I love Shakespeare!
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Soi Fon: I have one more quote that will answer everything.
Sosuke Aizen: We're screwed.
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Yoruichi: Soi Fon... okay. What is it?
Soi Fon: I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.
MiracleAngel500: Great job, Soi Fon- wait. WHAT?!
Sosuke Aizen: o_O
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Soi Fon: Say something, dolt.
Sosuke Aizen: It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Soi Fon: Not bad, Aizen.
Sosuke Aizen: Um... thanks. :*)
Soi Fon: I have to ask, was any of that true?
Sosuke Aizen: Half of it I've been trying to work up the courage to say to you for years.
Soi Fon: o_O
Sosuke Aizen: :*)
Soi Fon: Who could refrain that had a heart to love and in that heart courage to make love known?
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Sosuke Aizen: Then come and kiss me, sweet and twenty.
Soi Fon: I can express no kinder sign of love than this sweet kiss.
MUSIC STARTS
Soi Fon: chAngE nabikanai nagasarenai yo ima kanjiru koto ni sunao de itai no
Aizen:chAngE nando demo umare kawaru no kanashimi mo dakishimete hashiridasu yo
Yoruichi: TANOSHII uragiri ni atte torawarenai atashi ga koko ni iru no
Hitsugaya:tarinai tsukinai nandatte motto hizumasete yo
Soi Fon: PATAAN kashita konna sekai ja jibun ga tare na no ka wakaranaku naru waku ni hamaritakunai wa kimetsukenai de yo
Aizen:michi naki michi wo yuku no soko ni ittate matteitatte nani mo hajimaranai
DEA13: chAngE nabikanai nagasarenai yo ima kanjiru koto ni sunao de itai no
Tsukishima: dareka no omoidoori ni wa sasenai wa
Soi Fon: chAngE nando demo umare kawaru no kanashimi mo dakishimete hashiridasu yo
Aizen: anata no moto ni wa mou kaerenai wa atashi wa atashi rashiku I wanna chAngE
Ichigo:nande sonna tameratte mitasarenai anata wa doko ni iru no?
Kisuke: kienai sabinai furikitte motto HOW rasete yo
Gin: kawatta kara kizuku sekai wa ima no atashi wo utsushite kureru desho All:anata no omou mirai wa nani ga utsutteiru no?
Soi Fon: ai naki asu e yuku no
Aizen: hikitomenai de koshikutatte atashi wa susumitai
Both:chAngE tomaranai furimukanai yo itsudatte shinjitsu motometeitai no namida mo itooshiku omoeru kigasuru chAngE wasurenai nakushitakunai yorokobi mo dakishimete hashiridasu yo anata no moto kara hanarete shimatte mo atashi wa atashi rashiku I wanna chAngE
ALL: atashi ga kawatta saki ni anata ga iru nara anata ga kawatta saki ni atashi ga iru nara chAngE chAngE hashiridasu yo chAngE nabikanai nagasarenai yo ima kanjiru koto ni sunao de itai no dareka no omoidoori ni wa sasenai wa chAngE nando demo umare kawaru no kanashimi mo dakishimete hashiridasu yo futari de onaji keshiki ga mireru nara anata no moto ni wa itsuka kaeritai wa atashi wa atashi rashiku
SOI FON: I wanna chAngE