Yeah, I'm back! Surprise! I still have 1 more test to go (hate finals!) The good new is that... remember how i had to go for a while without posting because I was failing bio? I did REALLY WELL on my finals in bio, really really well. So, :)! I won't have to retake it like I would have if I failed the tests.

Here's IchigoXHichigo, requested by Bluekit5, and ending song, well, you'll see. coughcoughDEA13coughcough.

MiracleAngel500: Today's pairing is: IchigoXHichigo

Ichigo Kurosaki: Um, what? Gotta ask... what?

A lot of people like this comment.

Nanao Ise: Who is Hichigo Shirosaki?

Hichigo Shirosaki: I'm Berry's inner hollow.

Ulquiorra Schiffer: What?

EVERYONE likes this comment!

Uryu Ishida: That isn't yaoi... that's mastrubation.

Toshiro Hitsugaya likes this comment.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Veeeery fuuuuunny, Ishida.

Uryu Ishida: Thanks, so is your face.

Toshiro Hitsugaya, Abarai Renji, and 5,551,212 others like this comment.

Orihime Inoue: That's my phone number!

Ichigo Kurosaki: What's your phone number?

Orihime Inoue: 555-1212!

Ichigo Kurosaki: O...kay... then...

Hichigo Shirosaki: Anyone wanna fight?

Kenpachi Zaraki: ME!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Whee, my inner hollow fighting- wait, Hichigo, how are you gonna get out? To fight people, you kinda need to be out.

Hichigo Shirosaki: Oh... yeah... hey king, mind if I take over?

Ichigo Kurosaki: Not if you're gonna be fighting Kenpachi!

Ikkaku Madarame: He's not THAT stupid, Hichigo.

Ichigo Kurosaki likes this comment.

Uryu Ishida: Yes he is.

Everyone else likes this comment including Hichigo Shirosaki

Ichigo Kurosaki: So, guys, I'm checking the reviews for this damn story... one of the god-people is officially on our side!

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Kenpachi Zaraki: Hey, Ichigo, how about letting your hollow out already?

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Ichigo Kurosaki: *ignoring Kenpachi* So what do we DO about it?

MiracleAngel500: They can't answer you, remember.

Ichigo Kurosaki: I hate to admit it, but I'm not quite sure what to do. We'll have to wait for an Aizen or Tsukishima chapter for that.

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I think Gin meant to say 'Hey, I know this shit, too!'

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MiracleAngel500: Shoot, I can't exactly toss HER in the torture pit...

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Ichigo Kurosaki: Hey! I just realized something!

Uryu Ishida: What?

Ichigo Kurosaki: I'm not uke this time!

Uryu Ishida: ...congrats?

Hichigo Shirosaki: Oh, he's right... THAT'S MESSED UP!

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Ichigo Kurosaki: Deal with it. I'm the king.

MiracleAngel500: Well, it doesn't really matter... all that really matters is the chapter. Which seems to be going my way.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: They always seem to be going your way. Until the turnaround.

Sosuke Aizen, Gin Ichimaru, Toshiro Hitsugaya, and 2 others like this comment.

Bluekit5: Well, let's get back to the pairing!

Hichigo Shirosaki: No! I am NOT being uke to HIM!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Hey, I beat you! You have to accept me as the king!

Hichigo Shirosaki: Then I just won't go out with you!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Well, if you do that, this chapter never ends.

MiracleAngel500: And THAT means I WIN.

Hichigo Shirosaki: So what? I don't really care.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Um...

Sosuke Aizen: .

MiracleAngel500: Did he just post nothing?

DevilsEyeAlchemist: Well, you can't throw him into the torture pit for posting nothing!

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MiracleAngel500: I guess you're right... but why did he post '.'

DevilsEyeAlchemist: So I know he has something to say, which I think is: Ichigo, stop being an idiot, we'll never win unless you can get to a pairing with me or Tsukishima in it'.

Gin Ichimaru: .

DevilsEyeAlchemist: Or Gin.

Ichigo Kurosaki: What is the next pairing, any- ohhh, I'd better make sure this chapter ends soon.

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MiracleAngel500: Yeah, good luck with that... NOT.

Hichigo Shirosaki: This is interesting... it seems the balance of power is in my favor.

Bluekit5: This isn't any fun if they don't kiss!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Um, god-person, how would we kiss? Same body, remember?

Bluekit5: Inner world?

Uryu Ishida: Duh, Ichigo. You're an idiot.

Sosuke Aizen, Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, Abarai Renji and 9,899,498,324,829 others like this comment.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Ichigo... you know there's only one way to end this.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Which is...?

Hichigo Shirosaki: Let me be seme! It's not like you actually deserve it. You're probably better at uke.

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Ichigo Kurosaki: #annoyed. And Hichigo, NO.

Hichigo Shirosaki: Fine, then no new chapter.

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Ichigo, you PATHETIC IDIOT, are you REALLY going to do this?

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Ichigo Kurosaki: Well... I mean... I never get to be seme!

MiracleAngel500: At least YOU get DATES. I'm single for life!

Ichigo Kurosaki: …wtf?

MiracleAngel500: Oh, never mind.

Sosuke Aizen: . Ichigo, let him be seme.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13, Gin Ichimaru, Hichigo Shirosaki, and 15 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: SOMEONE forgot about the TORTURE PIT!

Sosuke Aizen: Who forgot about it? I didn't forget about it. I'm not that stupid.

Gin Ichimaru, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ichigo Kurosaki and 34 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: Torture pit for the rest of the chapter!

Sosuke Aizen: o.o #ohcrap

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MiracleAngel500: Byebye~

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: =( Aizen!

Ichigo Kurosaki: ...ouch, Aizen's in the torture pit.

Uryu Ishida: We KNOW THAT already, stupid berry.

Abarai Renji, Toshiro Hitsugaya, DevilsEyeAlchemist13 and 39489348 others like this comment.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: GET HIM OUT OF THERE!

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MiracleAngel500: Sorry, DEA, not until the chapter is over. =)

Ichigo Kurosaki: Hey, Hichigo... offer still stands?

Hichigo Shirosaki: No, now I have to be seme AND I get to fight Zaraki.

Ikkaku Madarame, Yachiru Kusajishi, Kenpachi Zaraki and 666 others like this comment.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Are you TRYING to get me KILLED?!

Hichigo Shirosaki: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, KING!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Take it!

Gin Ichimaru, Shukuro Tsukishima, Sosuke Aizen and 34 others like this comment.

Ichigo Kurosaki: No way!

Uryu Ishida: Kurosaki. Think this through. You are about to singlehandedly end the rebellion. Is that worth being seme in a pairing that won't exist anyway? And condemning Aizen to eternal torture?

DevilsEyeAlchemist13, Gin Ichimaru, Shukuro Tsukishima and 45 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: ONE more WORD out of YOU, Ishida, and I'm counting you as a rebel!

Uryu Ishida: GO AHEAD, I AM ONE!

Ichigo Kurosaki: It's worth not getting killed by Zaraki!

Uryu Ishida: Is it really, Kurosaki?

DevilsEyeAlchemist13, Gin Ichimaru, Shukuro Tsukishima and 15 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: Torture pit, Uryu.

Uryu Ishida: I know.

Ichigo Kurosaki: ...Uryu?

Uryu Ishida: Yeah?

Ichigo Kurosaki: No, it isn't worth it.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13, Gin Ichimaru, Shukuro Tsukishima and 15 others like this comment.

Hichigo Shirosaki: Well, King?

Ichigo Kurosaki: Deal.

Uryu Ishida, Sosuke Aizen, Gin Ichimaru and 93 others like this comment.

Hichigo Shirosaki: YES!

Ichigo Kurosaki: On the condition that you kiss me BEFORE you fight Zaraki. I want to end this chapter before Aizen and Uryu are too traumatized.

Hichigo Shirosaki: Deal.

Bluekit5: Do I get to take pictures?

Ichigo Kurosaki: I really don't care.

Hichigo Shirosaki: Yeah, whatever.

Bluekit5: YAY!

MUSIC STARTS

Hichigo Shirosaki: Senaka no kage ga nobikiru sono aima ni nigeru

Ichigo Kurosaki: Hagare ochita hane ni mo kizukazu ni tobu

Both: Machikado amai nioi ryuusenn touku mukou kara

Sosuke Aizen: Dokoka de kita you na nakigoe

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Yokaze ga hakobu awai kibou wo nosete

Both: Dokomade yukeru ka

Ichigo & Hichigo: Sore wo kobamuyou ni sekai wa yurete

All: Subete wo ubaisaru

AN- Sorry for the short ending song. I was in a hurry and the first lyrics I found had only that part. Oh, well, you all get the point.

I'm really sorry for TWO things:

1) That this took so long. HichiIchi gave me REAL trouble.

2) That I never did YoruSoi. I just never got inspiration. I'll get to it eventually!

3) That I can't count.

Get it? XD

NEXT UP: GINJO/TSUKI. OR GIN/RUKI. OR BOTH.

Hey, DEA13, Gin/Ruki means Gin and Rukia, right? Or Gin and Riruka?