The ByaRen Facebook Page

by MiracleAngel500

What happens when Ichigo makes a ByaRen facebook page? I'm looking for more pairings to make chapters about, please review. Swearing and crack pairings. Also, is Toshi a perv? Find out! Now includes 20 pairings, and a PLOT: the characters find out they're in a story. They don't like a Writer having godlike control over them, so they rebel and try to get readers on their side. YOU.

19. IchiRuki (Ichimaru)

AN- Okay, first: SORRY. This is going to be... well, not so much Gin/Rukia. I'm finding it impossible to believe that would ever happen. It's just... wrong. I might try again later.

Instead, I had to pair Rukia with someone else... so I looked through the profiels of those who favorited this... and most of them seemed to agree. So, read on. This might become a permanent pairing.

And thank you, DEA13, I know how to spell cheesy. I just think cheezy looks cooler. XP

ENDING SONG: Asterisk

MiracleAngel500: IchiRuki!

Rukia Kuchiki: XP I think I can live with this...

Ichigo Kurosaki likes this comment.

MiracleAngel500: And by Ichi, I mean Ichimaru. GIN Ichimaru.

Rukia Kuchiki: ...seriously? This is messed up.

Sosuke Aizen and Bluekit5 like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: How many times do I have to say this? They want what they want!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13 likes this comment.

Rukia Kuchiki: Who is responsible for this? :(

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: XD It's funny!

Rukia Kuchiki: :(

Gin Ichimaru, Sosuke Aizen, Byakuya Kuchiki and 312 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: What's the problem? He only tried to kill her.

Rukia Kuchiki: That IS the problem. Well, that and the fact that I DON'T LIKE GIN ICHIMARU!

Byakuya Kuchiki, Abarai Renji, Ichigo Kurosaki and 93482303482 others like this comment.

Gin Ichimaru: Ouch.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: ;) Consider it a challenge, Ichimaru.

Gin Ichimaru: :(

Sosuke Aizen likes this comment.

Rukia Kuchiki: I'm logging out.]

Gin Ichimaru: Bye-bye.

RUKIA KUCHIKI HAS LOGGED OUT.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Holy-!

Sosuke Aizen, Shukuro Tsukishima, Kisuke Urahara and 9234234928583432494859 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: Ichigo gets the torture pit.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Um, look around, please? The freaking world is ending!

Karin Kurosaki, Uryu Ishida, Grimmjow Jaegerjaques and 34982 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: I warned you. When you lose, the story ends. ;)

Bluekit5: It can't end yet!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13, Ayuhime -or Ame-chan, Gin's lil Sis, and 17 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: Sorry?

Gin Ichimaru: Someone get Rukia back online.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13, Byakuya Kuchiki, Ichigo Kurosaki and 9348 others like this comment.

Orihime Inoue: I can't find her!

Byakuya Kuchiki: She isn't here.

Abarai Renji: ...I bet I know where you can find her. She'll be

Byakuya Kuchiki: Abarai?

Abarai Renji: Sorry. Falling lamppost smashed my phone. Someone look in Ichigo's closet.

Ichigo Kurosaki likes this comment.

Ichigo Kurosaki: I forgot about that... Karin, Yuzu, you at home? Go search the closet.

Gin Ichimaru, Yuzu Kurosaki, Abarai Renji and 5,000 others like this comment.

Karin Kurosaki: Soccer practice.

Yuzu Kurosaki: I'll get it. What should I say?

Gin Ichimaru: Just point out the window and say she needs to get back on facebook.

Byakuya Kuchiki likes this comment.

MiracleAngel500: It won't stop. The self-destruct mechanism can't be reversed. Three minutes to self-destruct.

Rukia Kuchiki: See? So why did Yuzu make me log back on?

Ichigo Kurosaki: Because everything resets at the end of the chapter.

MiracleAngel500: He remembered that...?

Kisuke Urahara: WHEN DID ICHIGO GET SO SMART?!

Sosuke Aizen, Shukuro Tsukishima, Byakuya Kuchiki and 93482934802394820934809384945892384985083409285092 3850923840923840923820938 others like this comment.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Ouch.

Gin Ichimaru: Look, I'm sorry, okay, Rukia? I was just trying to stab him in the back, remember?

Rukia Kuchiki: Yeah, and now you're going out with him! I'm not that gullible.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Aizen, you and Gin are still dating?

Sosuke Aizen likes this comment.

Gin Ichimaru: Yeah, that's why this is so awkward... :*(

Sosuke Aizen: It's just a chapter pairing. ;)

Gin Ichimaru likes this comment.

Rukia Kuchiki: XP I'm still here, you know.

Gin Ichimaru: Good, if you'd left again I'd be scared. Scratch that, MORE scared. o.o

Rukia Kuchiki: I'm not about to have GIN ICHIMARU be my first kiss, okay people?

Ichigo Kurosaki: THAT'S the problem?

Orihime Inoue: But... you mean you've never been kissed?

Rukia Kuchiki: This is so NOT the point!

Gin Ichimaru: ...okay, now I get it. XP

Rukia Kuchiki, Abarai Renji, Ichigo Kurosaki and 7 others like this comment.

Rukia Kuchiki: Besides, I heard from Izuru that Gin is a really aggressive kisser. Not to mention he's bad at it.

Izuru Kira: RUKIA!

Ichigo Kurosaki likes this comment.

Gin Ichimaru: o_0 Awkward~

Ichigo Kurosaki: Okay. So the problem is that you don't want Gin as your first kiss?

Rukia Kuchiki: -_-

Ichigo Kurosaki: Problem solved.

Rukia Kuchiki likes this comment.

Abarai Renji: 0.0 I don't know if that meant what I thought it meant...

Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki
like this comment.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Did Ichigo just kiss her? Please tell me if Ichigo just kissed her.

Byakuya Kuchiki: Ichigo just kissed her.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13, yukiiarooo, BadGirlxD and 15 others like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: ...Did NOT see that coming.

MUSIC STARTS

Rukia Kuchiki: Izuru was right, by the way.

Izuru Kira: RUKIA!

Ichigo Kurosaki likes this comment.

Gin Ichimaru: Ouch. XP

Ichigo Kurosaki: Hey, Gin... I know this song is supposed to be you and Rukia...

Gin Ichimaru: But you two should do it. XD Go ahead.

MUSIC CONTINUES

Rukia Kuchiki: miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari

Ichigo Kurosaki: inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe iroaseru koto naku todoku

Rukia Kuchiki: Kirari hitomi ni utsuru dareka no sakebi

Ichigo Kurosaki: kaze ni omoi wo tsuki ni negai wo chikara aru kagiri ikiteikunda kyou mo

Both: bokura no omoi mo itsuka dareka no mune ni hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni

Gin Ichimaru: hitotsu futatsu kane no ne wa hibiku kokoro no naka e to hiroku fukaku

Sosuke Aizen: monogatari no youna hoshi no shizuku sono naka ni hosoi senro wo kizuku

Both: jikan to tomo ni jidai wa ugoku nagareru hoshi wa shizuka ni ugoku

Ichigo Kurosaki: me wo tojite mimi wo sumaseba GOOD BYE

AN- Yup. IchiRuki. Most of you prefered that over IchiHime.

My theory is that since this was originally for ByaRen, most of you came here for ByaRen. Therefore, most of you don't always ship RenRuki. Therefore, IchiRuki.

Either that or it's just a really weird coincidence (or IchiRuki got more popular than IchiHime.)

I actually ship IchiHime more than IchiRuki, but... whatever?

Thanks for reading,

~Mira