AN- It's a record. This just became the story with the most chapters I've ever posted. Once I did something like 17, but I'm not counting the announcement chapters in this fic, so I just broke my record! YAY!

I also think I just broke my chapters-a-day-in-a-row record: FOUR!

This also just happens to be the chapter when I can officially say... THE PLOT IS GOING TO START! Up until now it's really just pairings and dropping hints. Now... IT'S THE REBELLION!

Sosuke Aizen: Okay, so we both know we can end this chapter whenever we want, right, Tsukishima?

Sosuke Aizen: Tsukishima?

Kugo Ginjo: Tsukishima?

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MiracleAngel500: Well... I see Szayel or Kurotsuchi made their choice...

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: That would be me. Szayel's still thinking.

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Sosuke Aizen: What did you do, Kurotsuchi?

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: I chose the better offer.

Sosuke Aizen: You're a captain! You can't do this! It's going against... oh.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Somehow, I don't think Central 46 will have a problem with me going against known traitors.

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Sosuke Aizen: Shit, shit, shit!

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MiracleAngel500: AND Karin's in the torture pit. I finally remembered that she's been posting, yet she declared her rebellion back in HistuKarin II. Ichigo, too, because he posted last chapter.

Yuzu Kurosaki: …what?!

MiracleAngel500: XD

Yuzu Kurosaki: o_0 Oh crap!

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: C'mon, you're AIZEN. Make a fucking PLAN.

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Sosuke Aizen: Well, I'd need more information on the torture pit.

MiracleAngel500: Hey, you already saw half of it. Toshi-kun and Berry-kun saw the other half.

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Sosuke Aizen: But if Hitsugaya tells me about it, he gets thrown in again, so...

Toshiro Hitsugaya: There's a drawing in Karin's backpack.

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MiracleAngel500: TORTURE PIT!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I think he knew that already.

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Sosuke Aizen: That was extremely reckless. Anyway... Yuzu, can you get that drawing? We have to get them back if we're going to go after Kurotsuchi.

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Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Yeeeeeeah, good luck with that...

Kugo Ginjo: The last time someone said that... it wasn't good.

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Sosuke Aizen: Oh come on, you aren't superstitious, are you?

Kugo Ginjo: No. It's just reckless. XD But then again... reckless isn't a new think around here.

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MiracleAngel500: And so, with little knowledge and even less sense, the rebels plan to attempt a suicidal strategy to rescue their friend.

Sosuke Aizen: This torture pit is very complicated... it's also pretty big, and we won't be able to find them easily. And it incorporates the most devious method of torture known.

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Yuzu Kurosaki: Whips?

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Kugo Ginjo: Chinese bamboo torture?

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Rangiku Matsumoto: Paperwork?

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Gin Ichimaru: Destructive fangirls?

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I like Gin's idea.

Sosuke Aizen: Take it a step farther.

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Gin Ichimaru: HOLY SHIT! You put in...

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: MARY-SUES?!

MiracleAngel500: Hit the nail right on the head. :)

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Sosuke Aizen: Yes, unfortunately, Mary-Sues run rampant in the torture pit.

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Yuzu Kurosaki: ...what's a Mary-Sue?

Isshin Kurosaki: You're too young. Trust me, there are things in this world worse than death.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: GET THEM OUT OF THERE!

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Sosuke Aizen: Wait... 2 others? Only the three of them were trapped down there...?

MiracleAngel500: Lol! You'll see!

Yuzu Kurosaki: Who haven't we seen in a while...?

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Kugo Ginjo: Well, there's Gin...

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Sosuke Aizen: And Grimmjow...

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: And Byakuya and Renji, of course...

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MiracleAngel500: Stop helping, DEA.

Sosuke Aizen: Byakuya and Renji...? Could they be the ones down there...?

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Kugo Ginjo: But... why?

MiracleAngel500: Well, not actually my fault. This one's on Yamamoto. I'm letting him throw traitors in the pit. XD

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Sosuke Aizen: ...holy crap! You're letting Mayuri kidnap people and experiment on them, letting Yamamoto accuse people of treason and throw them in the pit... what else?

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MiracleAngel500: I have a lot of resentment I need to take out on you. XD Deal with it!

Orihime Inoue: Well... we have to go save them!

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Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Mind if I sit this one out, Miracle-sama?

MiracleAngel500: No problem, it doesn't really matter. Hey, Szayel! What's taking you so long to make up your mind?

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Szayel Granz: ...thinking.

MiracleAngel500: Okay, I guess... hurry up, though, the choice isn't that hard.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Or is it... oh, now I see. He's not a very interesting love interest, Granz. Take my advice and leave him behind.

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Szayel Granz: Yeah, I know... but... I have to think about it, okay?

Sosuke Aizen: Well, I don't know what the hell is going on between you guys, but come on, everyone. We HAVE to save them.

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DevilsEyeAlchemist: I wish I could go with you.

Sosuke Aizen: ...maybe you can!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: How?!

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Sosuke Aizen: I'm going to need help... Ayuhime, are you there?

Ayuhime: Yes I am!

Sosuke Aizen: You came into this world to watch Hitsugaya and Ichigo making out, right?

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Ayuhime: Uh-huh! I get it. DEA just has to go in by the tree. Don't even think about it! Just take a step.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I'm... I'm in!

Sosuke Aizen: Ayuhime-chan, can you help us too?

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Ayuhime: Uh, why?

Sosuke Aizen: Because... I don't know why.

Yuzu Kurosaki: You were the ToshiIchi fan, so do it because they have Toshiro and Ichigo down there! With the Mary-Sues!

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Ayuhime: They DO?! Count me in!

MiracleAngel500: Well. Remind me never to underestimate the strength of a fangirl. Or boy.

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Sosuke Aizen: Then let's go!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Go where?

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Sosuke Aizen: Crap, I don't know where it is!

Rukia Kuchiki: I bet I can find it. My brother is there, my best friend is there, and Ichigo is there. I can find them.

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Sosuke Aizen: Raise your reiatsu. It should make it easier for her to find you. I'll contact Hueco Mundo in case any of them will join us.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Good idea. I'll contact them too.

MiracleAngel500: And so, with little knowledge, relying on one girl's ability to find the three people most important to her, the small band of rebels and two people from another world set out to free their friends. They know the odds against them, and they ignore those odds. This is the Rebellion. And they will not. Back. Down.

MUSIC STARTS

Sosuke Aizen: We walk alone in the unknown!

Gin Ichimaru: We live to win another victory!

Ichigo Kurosaki: We are the young, dying suns!

Uryu Ishida: We live to change the face of history!

Byakuya Kuchiki: Don't be afraid, it's the price we pay!

Abarai Renji: The only easy day was yesterday!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: So hear our voice! We have a choice!

Ayuhime:It's time to face it!

All: We are one! We are one! We are one! We will stand together!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Number one, number one! The chosen ones.

Shukuro Tsukishima: We are one! We are one! We will fight forever!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: We are one and we won't die young!

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: We are the bold, united souls! We live to win another victory.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Our sacred scars show who we are! They tell the story of our memories.

Rukia Kuchiki: Don't be afraid! It's the price we pay!

Karin and Yuzu Kurosaki: The only easy day was yesterday!

Kugo Ginjo: So hear our voice! We have a choice!

Shukuro Tsukishima: It's time to face it!

Sosuke Aizen and Gin Ichimaru: We are one! We are one! We are one!

Ayuhime and DevilsEyeAlchemist13: We will stand together!

Shukuro Tsukishima and Kugo Ginjo: Number one, number one! The chosen ones.

Byakuya Kuchiki and Abarai Renji: We are one! We are one! We are one!

Toshiro Hitsugaya and Ichigo Kurosaki: We will fight forever!

Yuzu Kurosaki:We are one and we won't die young!

Sosuke Aizen: We walk alone in the unknown!

Gin Ichimaru: We live to win another victory!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Our sacred scars show who we are! They tell the story of our memories.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: It's time to face it!

All: We are one, we are one, we are one, we will stand together! Number one, number one, the chosen ones.

We are one, we are one, we will fight forever!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: We are one and we won't die young!

AN- You noticed the chapter ended? SURPRISE!

IT'S A TWO-PARTER!

See you next time when we cut away to Hueco Mundo for a little of another pairing. I've also changed the way chapters are named.

CHECK OUT blackerthanbleach WHO WROTE THE ICHIRUKI FACEBOOK FANCLUB! IT'S WHAT STARTED THIS WHOLE THING AND IT IS MUCH FUNNIER THAN THIS! CHECK IT OUT PLEASE!

Thanks!

-Mira