The ByaRen Facebook Page

by MiracleAngel500

What happens when Ichigo makes a ByaRen facebook page? I'm looking for more pairings to make chapters about, please review. Swearing and crack pairings. Also, is Toshi a perv? Find out! Now includes 20 pairings, and a PLOT: the characters find out they're in a story. They don't like a Writer having godlike control over them, so they rebel and try to get readers on their side. YOU.

22. Battle of Words (SzayIshi)

AN- Bit short. Sorry! XD Yet another pairing I actually like!

ENDING SONG: My own version of: Shattered by Trading Yesterday

UP NEXT: I guess IchiHime. We're getting REAL close to the end of the reviews and pairings, people! Some pairings I just can't write, or they interfere with the plot or they would come out crappy. Sorry!

Kugo Ginjo: Time to attack the torture pit. Ready?

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MiracleAngel500: Well, right now, Ichigo, Karin, Toshiro, Grimmjow, Byakuya, Renji, and Aizen are still down there. And now... GINJO! TORTURE PIT!

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Since I'm the only one who can safely post... let's go!

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MiracleAngel500: Mayuri, can you take care of them?

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Mayuri against Kisuke, Gin, Ishida, etc? No way.

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Mayuri Kurotsuchi: You will be proven wrong.

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Szayel Granz: I think since she's the writer...

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: o.O I forgot!

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MiracleAngel500: Mayuri against Kisuke: Mayuri.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Kisuke? Report?

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Kisuke...? HOLY CRAP!

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MiracleAngel500: Mayuri owns Gin while he isn't looking. Mayuri stabs Nnoitora.

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Uryu Ishida: Mayuri Kurotsuchi gets shot in the back with a Quincy arrow.

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MiracleAngel500: Mayuri Kurotsuchi goes bankai on your asses.

Uryu Ishida: Uryu Ishida gets out of the bankai's range just in time.

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MiracleAngel500: But Isshin, Yuzu, and Tesra aren't fast even and get owned by the bankai.

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Uryu Ishida: Uryu Ishida shoots Mayuri Kurotsuchi, killing him.

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MiracleAngel500: Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not quite dead and owns Uryu Ishida, who is rendered helpless. AND UNABLE TO TYPE!

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: My turn!

MiracleAngel500: DevilsEyeAlchemist13's computer keyboard explodes.

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Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Exllnt

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Uryu Ishida: Uryu Ishida used a knife to cut the cords, you idiots. Uryu Ishida owns Mayuri Kurotsuchi, cutting his head off.

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MiracleAngel500: Uryu Ishida passes out from blood loss and starts to die slowly and painfully. Did that work?

MiracleAngel500: Oh, I forgot, Kurotsuchi got decapitated. Well... nobody left? Too bad, so sad.

Szayel Granz: Why is the world collapsing?

MiracleAngel500: The End.

Szayel Granz: ...Uryu Ishida wakes up.

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Szayel Granz: Uryu Ishida blows up the gate to the torture pit. Uryu Ishida goes and completes the mission. Uryu Ishida succeeds.

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MiracleAngel500: THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, GRANZ?!

Szayel Granz: I suppose you could say I'm choosing a side!

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Uryu Ishida: Orihime, we could use you down here...

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Orihime Inoue: Okay!

Szayel Granz: I'm curious... why didn't you put Uryu in the torture pit when he posted?

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MiracleAngel500: Today's pairing.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Holy crap... XD This is going to be pretty funny!

Gin's lil Sis: I know, RIGHT?

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Uryu Ishida: What is it? XP

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Gin's lil Sis: SZAYISHI!

Uryu Ishida: ...o_O

Szayel Granz: o.0 :*)

Uryu Ishida: What the fuck.

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MiracleAngel500: He DID just save your ass, Quincy.

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Uryu Ishida: You're enjoying this!

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MiracleAngel500: If you look back in chapter one, I've been waiting for this for a long time.

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Ichigo Kurosaki: Well, if you look back in chapter one...

Uryu Ishida:No, please, not me and Szayel...

Ichigo Kurosaki: He wasn't exactly happy about it.

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Szayel Granz: Um... maybe a lot can change in 20 chapters?

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Ryuken Ishida: I refuse to let my son date a mad scientist.

Uryu Ishida: You should know by now I hate listening to you. XP

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Szayel Granz: Um... Uryu? What's that supposed to mean...?

Uryu Ishida: :*)

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Gin's lil Sis: XD Since you've both as good as admitted it, kiss him already!

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Szayel Granz: My pleasure.

Uryu Ishida: Or was she talking to me?

Gin's lil Sis: Lol, just kiss.

MUSIC STARTS

Szayel Granz: And I've lost who I am, and I can't understand, why my heart is so broken rejecting your love Uryu Ishida: Without love gone wrong life less words carry on Szayel Granz: But I know all I know is that the ends beginning Both: Who I am from the start take me home to my heart let me go and I will run Uryu Ishida: I will not be silenced Szayel Granz: All this time spent in vain wasted years wasted gain all is lost Uryu Ishida: Hope remains and this war's not over there's a light there's the sun taking all the shattered ones to the place we belong Szayel Granz: And his love will conquer and I've lost who I am and I can't understand why my heart is so broken rejecting your love Uryu Ishida: Without love gone wrong life less words carry on Szayel Granz: But I know all I know is that the ends beginning Sosuke Aizen: Who I am from the start

Ichigo Kurosaki: take me home to my heart DevilsEyeAlchemist13: let me go and I will run Uryu Ishida: I will not be silenced Szayel Granz: All this time spent in vain wasted years wasted gain time all is lost Uryu Ishida: Hope remains Szayel Granz: ...and this war's not over

Uryu Ishida: There's a light Szayel Granz: There's the sun, taking all the shattered ones Uryu Ishida: To the place we belong Szayel Granz: All this time spent in vain wasted years wasted gain time all is lost Gin's lil Sis: Hope remains and this war's not over

Uryu Ishida: There's a light, there's the sun, taking all the shattered ones to the place we belong

Szayel Granz: And his love will conquer all.

Both: And this war's not over.