The ByaRen Facebook Page

by MiracleAngel500

What happens when Ichigo makes a ByaRen facebook page? I'm looking for more pairings to make chapters about, please review. Swearing and crack pairings. Also, is Toshi a perv? Find out! Now includes 20 pairings, and a PLOT: the characters find out they're in a story. They don't like a Writer having godlike control over them, so they rebel and try to get readers on their side. YOU.

23. The Rebellion Part II

I AM BACK!

AN- I know. Two months, eleven days. I'm sorry, but a month of that I was at camp, so I have at least a partial excuse. My other excuse is that this type of writing is nearly impossible for me.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I put a LOT of work into the songs, figuring out who should say what, it's my favorite part. This song in particular I was very proud of because it fits the plot so well (Thanks DEA) So it would mean a lot to me if you would at least skim it.

DEA! DEA! WHAT'S KAEDE'S LAST NAME, TSURI? AIZEN? HELP!

THE REBELLION PART TWO

Sosuke Aizen: Okay. Okay, that actually went really well, considering.

Gin Ichimaru, Uryu Ishida, Ichigo Kurosaki and the rest of the rebels like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: Torture - oh, wait you blew it up. Now where do I put you when you post? Seriously, that's annoying.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi likes this comment.

Uryu Ishida: Why do I feel like it's been a really long time since we did anything?

All the Bleach characters like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: Well, I was at camp for a month, and then... I'm lazy. Going to camp got me really off-pace, so, yeah, it's been a while.

DevilsEyeAlchemist, Karin Ryodai, yukiiarooo and 15 others DISlike this comment.

Sosuke Aizen: Why do I feel like we've forgotten something... or someone?

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: *glares* You forgot Tsukishima!

Kugo Ginjo: Are the two of us seriously the only ones who noticed that?

DevilsEyeAlchemist13 likes this comment.

MiracleAngel500: From now on I will be sending Mary-Sues after any rebel who posts.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Okay. Bluekit5, check the pairing. Ayuhime, go round up the rebellion, we're going after Tsukishima.

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Bluekit5: On it!

Ayuhime: Yup! But what are you going to do?

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I'm going to try to recruit some more people. I think it's time this rebellion actually did something to really fight back.

Sosuke Aizen, Gin Ichimaru, Karin Kurosaki and 20 others like this comment.

Mira Solara: Sorry, but I think you're going to be a bit busy.

MiracleAngel500, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, and Soutaicho Yamamoto like this comment.

Ayuhime: Mira Solara... GAH I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!

Sosuke Aizen, Gin Ichimaru, Ichigo Kurosaki and 19 others like this comment.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I think I might... but that doesn't make any sense, she's an Original Character. They can't get in here, can they?

MiracleAngel500: I'm the writer. I can do what I want! Obviously, OCs can get in, because here's Mira, and she will try to kill you now.

Mira Solara likes this comment.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I don't think so... Kaede!

Kaede: Yeah? Waitaminute what the heck is going on here?

Ayuhime: You might want to go read the previous chapters... but hurry, some girl named Mira is going to kill DEA. At least... I think that's what's going on.

Kaede and DevilsEyeAlchemist13 like this comment.

MiracleAngel500: Don't worry, I won't actually kill her, just her "creatorOC" so to speak. Her avatar that can come into this world.

Mira and DevilsEyeAlchemist13 like this comment.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Nice to know you're not actually trying to kill me.

MiracleAngel500: Well, heehee, not in this story at least. *creepy grin*

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: 9_9 Sheesh.

Kaede, Sosuke Aizen, Gin Ichimaru and 21 others like this comment.

Bluekit5: I'm back! I'm back!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Great, what's the pairing?

Bluekit5: According to the reviews, the next one should be Orihime and Ichigo?

Orihime Inoue is blushing.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Uh, okay, works for me?

Orihime Inoue: :*0 Uh... meet me by the, um, tree?

Ichigo Kurosaki likes this comment.

MUSIC

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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Well, fuck.

Sosuke Aizen, Ichigo Kurosaki, Gin Ichimaru and 21 others like this comment.

Bluekit5: Okay, then it's GrimHime.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Dafuq is this?

Ichigo Kurosaki, Uryu Ishida, Ulquiorra Schiffer and 3 others like this comment.

Ayuhime: To quote Miracle, "They want what they want."

MUSIC

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Bluekit5: Huh... maybe she couldn't figure those out? In that case, maybe it's Tatsuki and Grimmjow.

Tatsuki Arisawa: Do I even want to KNOW?!

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: WHO is TATSUKI?!

Ulquiorra Schiffer, Tesra Lindocruz, Nnoitora Gilga and 3 others like this comment.

Tatsuki Arisawa: I'M TATSUKI!

Orihime Inoue: Uh, this is really awkward. Tatsuki, this is Grimmjow. Grimmjow, this is Tatsuki. You two have to kiss now, or we all die.

MUSIC

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START

Bluekit5: Sheesh! UlquiIchi?

Ulquiorra Schiffer: -_-

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Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Just do it already.

MUSIC

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Bluekit5: GrimNel?

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: No, Nelliel isn't here yet. And besides, why do so many of these have me in them?

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Bluekit5: Miracle, you jerk, just tell- oh.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: WHAT?!

Bluekit5: Has anyone actually been chased by Sues?

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: No.

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Bluekit5: Then I think... maybe... it's another rebellion chapter?

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Ayuhime: What does that mean again?

Bluekit5: Instead of a pairing, it ends when we reach a certain point in the plot. So... yeah, I think everyone's allowed to post.

Sosuke Aizen: Great! Now... I know this is ridiculous, but I need everyone in the rebellion to post 'here' please. Thanks.

Gin Ichimaru: Here. Please. Thanks.

Sosuke Aizen: GIN!

Kisuke Urahara: Here.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Here.

Karin Kurosaki: Here.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Here.

Ulquiorra Schiffer: Here.

Tesra Lindocruz: Here.

Nnoitora Gilga: Here.

Szayel Granz: Here.

Kugo Ginjo: Here.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Here.

Soi Fon: Here.

Orihime Inoue: Here.

Byakuya Kuchiki: Here.

Renji Abarai: Here.

Rukia Kuchiki: Here.

Bluekit5: Here!

Ayuhime: I'm here!

Kaede: Here and fighting a Quincy!

Uryu Ishida: Here, and MIRA'S A QUINCY?

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Here and yes she is.

Sosuke Aizen: Okay, now I actually know where we stand with this rebellion. Okay, we should split up, some of us go after Tsukishima and the rest try to recruit whoever we can.

Kugo Ginjo: If you don't let me go after him, I will anyway, you know that right?

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Sosuke Aizen: Yeah, I know. Also... got an announcement.

Gin Ichimaru: By the unanimous vote of the first six members of the rebellion,

Ichigo Kurosaki: (Sosuke Aizen, Kisuke Urahara, Gin Ichimaru, Ichigo Kurosaki, Toshiro Hitsugaya)

Toshiro Hitsugaya: And we assumed Tsukishima-san would agree.

Kisuke Urahara: We decided that since we can't post when we aren't in the pairing, and DEA13 has had to speak for us all the time anyway...

Sosuke Aizen: We might as well just put her in charge and be done with it.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: o.O Seriously?

Kisuke Urahara: Fight author-power with author-power.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: ...awesome. Miracle, you are going DOWN.

MiracleAngel500: Didn't see this coming. (I actually didn't plan this, people!)

Sosuke Aizen: So take charge already, so we can fight this war!

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Okay. First of all, Ginjo, you'll be picking the team to go after Tsukishima. I'd say five people, seems to be a lucky number in Bleach.

Ayuhime: Hey, you're right... Soul Society invasion and Hueco Mundo invasion both had five people.

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Second... the rest of us will be going after them as soon as possible.

Bluekit5: Define "them".

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: ...Kurotsuchi and Yamamoto, Mira and whoever else she's brought into the story. Are you ready?

Sosuke Aizen: Hell, yes!

MiracleAngel500: And so, as the rebellion solidifies, they prepare for war, DevilsEyeAlchemist13 in command. While Bluekit5 and Ayuhime direct the fighting force, DevilsEyeAlchemist13 prepares for the five-person rescue team. They are the rebellion. And they are ready.

MUSIC STARTS

Mira Solara: I've tried to hide it but I can't sleep at night

Sosuke Aizen: Everything I think about makes me feel like a version of myself

Gin Ichimaru: They tell their lies and we all synchronize

Ichigo Kurosaki: Look to the sky because it's almost over

Bluekit5: We want the truth, give us the absolute

Kisuke Urahara: We need your help 'cause we've got nothing

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: We want the truth, give us the absolute

Kugo Ginjo: We need your help 'cause we've got nothing left to lose

Ayuhime: I know we've tried this thing a million times

Kaede: But put me out 'cause I'm on fire

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Don't talk if you aren't gonna tell me the truth

Karin Kurosaki: Don't tell me you know and you've got everything under control

Renji Abarai: We can't have it all but we can break the fall

Byakuya Kuchiki: This time I'm letting go 'cause I can't take it anymore

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: We want the truth, give us the absolute

Ulquiorra Schiffer: We need your help 'cause we've got nothing

Nnoitora Gilga: We want the truth, give us the absolute

Tesra Lindocruz: We need your help 'cause we've got nothing left to lose

Szayel Granz: I know we've tried this thing a million times

Uyru Ishida: But put me down 'cause I'm on fire

MiracleAngel500: Wait 'til the bottle breaks, see how it all shakes

Bluekit5: Who's gonna be around? Who's gonna hear the sound?

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Wait 'til the smoke clears, who's gonna volunteer?

Ayuhime: Stand if you're gonna stand, everybody's here

Rukia Kuchiki: Take what you're gonna take

Orihime Inoue: Make what you want to make

Soi Fon: Say what you're gonna say

Shukuro Tsukishima: And break if you're gonna break

Sosuke Aizen: We want the truth, give us the absolute

DevilsEyeAlchemist13: We need your help 'cause we've got nothing left to lose

Ayuhime and Bluekit5: I know we've tried this thing a million times

Kaede and Mira: But put me down 'cause I'm on fire

The Rebels: We want the truth, we need your help

The Readers: I know we've tried this thing a million times

Everyone: But put me down 'cause I'm on fire

AN- Surprise, DEA. Also, Ayuhime, Bluekit5, and anyone else who joins the rebellion. Feel FREE to request some random thing you would like them to try as the war arc develops. Seriously, request ANYTHING YOU WANT. Request that Aizen slips on a banana peel! Request that your character DIES and someone brings them back. Do ANYTHING, this is as much your story as mine. Maybe more so yours.

And besides, you people have good ideas. So REQUEST STUFF.

AND BRING IN YOUR OCs! YOU HEARD ME, I ACCEPT RANDOM NEW CHARACTERS! Not too many, just one or two for each rebel reader, but still. BRING WHO YOU WANT! DO WHAT YOU WANT! IT'S YOUR STORY!

Yes, I do know that all caps aren't necessary. It's just I'm not sure if people read these stupid authors notes.

Check out The IchiRuki Facebook Fanclub by blackerthanbleach because it's what gave me the idea for this story.

You guys are awesome.

Will try to update again soon.

I'll shut up now.

~Mira