I thought I'd warn you people are reporting this and it might get deleted. I hope not but if it is I want you to know I didn't take it down on purpose. I might be deleting the Ending Song thing because I think that's why.
Author's Note: Guess what! No? Okay I'll tell you...
People are gonna start dying.
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Sosuke Aizen: So you're telling me you got trapped backstage?
Gin Ichimaru: Basically.
Sosuke Aizen: And the only reason you're here now is that Halibel has the Element of Death "sacrifice," so she decided to let you come instead of her?
Gin Ichimaru: Yup.
Sosuke Aizen: So... are you breaking up with me?
MiracleAngel500: When did the conversation change to your relationship status?!
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Sosuke Aizen: It's the way he's talking about Halibel :P C'mon, Gin, did you or did you not kiss?
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Oh, they kissed.
Gin Ichimaru: Listen, Sosuke, it's not like that... it's just, we weren't ever really a romance pairing.
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MiracleAngel500: I did write you more like allies than boyfriends.
Toshiro Hitsugaya: Could you two work out what the hell is going on between you fast? Because I think the Vandenreich are invading.
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MiracleAngel500: What? Checking calendar... ohhhhh yeaaaaaah... that was today. Whoops. Time to do the invasion. All Writer-side forces, report to Karakura Town... jeez, I have terrible time management skills.
Gin Ichimaru: THERE'S AN INVASION?! Okay you're a jerk this is NOT a good time.
MiracleAngel500: Shaddup. Okay, I can't write giant melee scenes any better than Kubo, so we're going to have to do some splitting up of the people here.
Sosuke Aizen: How the heck do you propose to do that?
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Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Unfortunately, invaders have entered the World of the Living. Experiment Three... you know what must happen.
Invaders
Must Die.
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Toshiro Hitsugaya: Shit. I recognize this. This is that little rich kid!
Rukia Kuchiki: Anyone else here?
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Toshiro Hitsugaya: If anyone outside is reading this, comment. We're stuck in Yukio's fullbring!
Kugo Ginjo: We all are, Hitsugaya-taicho. Just beat your opponent. I don't know how they got hold of Yukio, but these walls won't let us leave until one side has triumphed.
Rukia Kuchiki: But who IS our opponent?
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Bazz-B: That would be me, shorty.
Toshiro Hitsugaya: Who are you
Rukia Kuchiki: calling shorty?!
Bazz-B: Um... actually, I'm not sure anymore. Both of you, I guess.
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MiracleAngel500: Burn. No pun... actually, pun intended.
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Rukia Kuchiki: I'm starting to not want to know.
Bazz-B: Stern Ritter H, the Heat. Pleased to meetcha. Even more pleased to kill ya!
Toshiro Hitsugaya: She sure knows how to put us against our weaknesses. -_-
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Bazz-B: C'mon, I'll even let you get the first cut in. IF you can scrath me.
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Toshiro Hitsugaya: No use postponing going all out, then, is there.
Rukia Kuchiki: You want to go first, Hitsugaya-taicho, or should I?
Toshiro Hitsugaya: Bankai. Daiguren Hyorinmaru.
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: What do you MEAN the VANDENREICH?!
MiracleAngel500: C'mooooon you KNOW I have a soft spot for the Quincy!
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Agh. All rebels be advised DO NOT USE YOUR BANKAI THEY CAN STEAL IT.
Rukia Kuchiki: Um. Hitsugaya-taicho found that out the hard way! What can you tell us about Bazz-B?!
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: You two... against the fire guy. Miracle, you have a grudge against them or something?
MiracleAngel500: No. (-_-) You know my reasons.
Toshiro Hitsugaya: Well?!
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: You're screwed. Try holding them off with kido until help can arrive. If Miracle's left anyone free to help.
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MiracleAngel500: Meh, not really. But I doubt ALL the Vandenreich will win. Let me put it this way, though... I direct the fights, and I'd be stupid not to use that to my advantage!
Sosuke Aizen: I'm not really too tied up. Whoever "Bernice" is, she couldn't put up much of a fight.
Rukia Kuchiki: Cool, want to come help out?
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Renji Abarai: Or you could go help Ichigo, he's in a pretty tight spot! He's fighting Gremmy.
Kisuke Urahara: What the heck is a "Gremmy?"
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Anything he imagines comes true. Get Kenpachi, Kenpachi can beat him.
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Sosuke Aizen: All right, I'll go help Hitsugaya and Kuchiki. Gin! Cover me. But how do we get into the Fullbring boxes?
Kugo Ginjo: We don't. I have no way to break Yukio's ability, unfortunately, although I have other powers over it... none useful now.
Sosuke Aizen: I really wish somebody had WARNED us about these guys! General-san, want to actually brief us now?
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Right. They can steal your bankai, they're Quincy so they have bows, if one releases their power in "Voltstandig" you're as screwed as if a Shinigami said "Bankai." Each has a unique power, like Bazz-B is fire and As Nodt is fear.
Karin Kurosaki: What should me and Yuzu do? We aren't in a fight.
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MiracleAngel500: Yeah, because I'm not THAT bad. I'm not about to kill off the kids!
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Vandenreich arc... 1000 year blood war... oh! Shoot. We may have lost one of our rebels. Maybe.
Kisuke Urahara: What? Who?
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Ohhhh yeah and Kisuke you and Szayel need to go invent a counter to the bankai-stealing things. Try infecting them with
Szayel Granz: Hollow powers?
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Well... Uryu? What's your status?
Uryu Ishida: In the middle of a conversation. I'll message you guys later.
Rukia Kuchiki: It's getting hot in here -_- any progress on the whole HELP thing?
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Kenpachi Zaraki: Nope. I can't get in to beat this Gremmy kid either.
MiracleAngel500: Psssst DEA! You have your Zaraki timeline mixed up... he can't do it yet!
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Kenpachi Zaraki: Say WHAT.
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Ohhhh uh-oh. Retsu Unohana! What's your status?
Retsu Unohana: Healing the few people who have finished their battles. At the Fourth. I know what's about to happen. Zaraki. Meet me in the basement, we have some... training to do.
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Thanks for the hint (-_-) now how do I get these freaking boxes down?!
MiracleAngel500: It's not going to be a total slaughter, that's all I can say. But... death happens. It's a war now after all. Unless you'd care to surrender now?
Sosuke Aizen: No.
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Jushiro Ukitake: One of the Stern Ritter is going after the noble clans in the center of the Seireitei! I'm going to go and stop him.
Byakuya Kuchiki: No, I'll go.
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Who? Wait, Kuchiki, I don't know if you can beat him. Who is it?
Jushiro Ukitake: Creepy mask?
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Ohhhhh shit, As Nodt. Yeah, nobody try and fight him, he's strong.
Byakuya Kuchiki: I have no opponent. I should at least be able to delay him.
Jushiro Ukitake: Don't you dare go out there alone, Kuchiki-taicho!
Rukia Kuchiki: Ukitake-taicho... I'm going to refer you to a conversation we had back when the thirteenth division still had a lieutenant. About not interfering in a battle for pride?
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Oh. Rukia pulled the Kaien card. O.O
Rukia Kuchiki: They're attacking the Kuchiki clan. I think this is one of those circumstances when to interfere would just be insulting.
Jushiro Ukitake: ...don't get killed.
Byakuya Kuchiki: We shall see.
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Kugo Ginjo: DEA.
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I hear you.
Kugo Ginjo: We're going to need all the help we can get. I know some of them didn't want to mount a mission with the battle approaching but-
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Do you honestly think I would try to talk you out of rescuing my favorite character? Go get Tsukishima, Ginjo.
Kugo Ginjo: That's what I though. Who should I take?
Sosuke Aizen: I'd go.
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Kisuke Urahara: Wish I could. But Szayel and I are really onto something.
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Gin Ichimaru: you can't afford to wait for my battle to finish. And who knows what the outcome will even be.
Sosuke Aizen: Who are you fighting?
Gin Ichimaru: "Candice Catnip" and the lieutenant of the first. And my team is me and that seventh seat from the healing squad.
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Sosuke Aizen: Okay, yeah, that might take a while. It would've been nice to have you along, though. Hey... who else is fighting?
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Yylfort Granz: Grimmjow's fighting some guy with iron skin, and Ulquiorra is apparently up against the Big Cheese himself.
Shunsui Kyoraku: The only reason I'm holding off the Old Man is that he isn't using his bankai.
Juha Bach: Hm... yeah... that might be my fault. We agreed it would be better to have one who could defeat any opponent than two who might be separately defeated.
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Ulquiorra! If he gives you a chance to run, take it! Miracle what the hell do you think you're going, switching around bankai like that?!
MiracleAngel500: Hey. It stays true to the storyline. I figured if I could kill off Ichigo, I wouldn't really have to worry about Bach being defeated.
DevilsEyeAlchemist: You want to kill someone... so you put them against a minor character who got one-shot by Kenpachi?
MiracleAngel500: Not quite one-shot. And also, Gremmy has so much potential to be massively unstoppable. He just needed to be shown how to use it right. C'mon, if he'd shoved another couple of meteors at Kenpachi, it would've been over.
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Toshiro Hitsugaya: Hey. Genral-prsn we hv a problm. Were losin bad in here.
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Well, okay, he has your bankai, you have shikai, Rukia has her shikai, you have kido, he also has fire... yeah, it's a bad one. Can you hold him off with kido?
Rukia Kuchiki: Not any more, Toshiro's down, we're barely alive in here!
Kugo Ginjo: Aizen and I are going to go now, DEA. Thanks.
Sosuke Aizen: Do me a favor. Do all of us a favor.
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: What?
Sosuke Aizen: Make sure some of you are still breathing when we get back!
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: ...sayonara, Aizen and Ginjo. I'll try to make sure.
As Aizen and Ginjo leave on their haphazard rescue mission, DevilsEyeAlchemist13 closes her eyes and when she opens them again they are not her own. She draws a sawed-off blade and smiles.
Kaede Kiitsuri: But in order to make sure some of us are still breathing, I think I'm going to need to step in. Miracle!
MiracleAngel500: You... are you you, or are you your OC?
Kaede Kiitsuri: Oh, I'm me all right. But sometimes, when you're fighting... it's better to stick to what you know! So I'm going to personally control my character for now. Do you have an opponent for me?
MiracleAngel500: Better to stick to what you know, huh...? Yes, I have an opponent for you. Two, really. Meet Royd and Loyd.
Royd: Stern Ritter Y...
Loyd: ...the Yourself.
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MiracleAngel500: The Yourself... the perfect opponent for someone WAY tooo overpowered for their own good. Ready, Kaede?
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Kaede Kiitsuri: Of course I am.
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Uryu Ishida: So you're telling me you all are Quincy.
Juha Bach: Yes.
Uryu Ishida: And... you want ME to be your heir? The next king of the Quincy? Why?
Juha Bach: you are a pure, living, breathing Quincy. But more importantly, you have kept your pride intact rather well over the years. And there is nothing more important to Quincy than their pride.
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Uryu Ishida: I have to admit it's tempting. But... there's one problem and only one.
Juha Bach: That espada you've been dating? I can make arrangements for him, too.
Uryu Ishida: Well, actually, I'm going to guess Szayel's okay for now. Actually, the problem is that I have a favor I need to repay first. So for now, at least, I am afraid I will fight againnst you.
Juha Bach: I'm not even going to ask. Go do your things. When you realize you belong on the side of the true Quincy, well... we'll be here.
Uryu Ishida: Your Majesty. I take my leave.
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Soi Gon: So Aizen's gone, the rebellion is fighting for their lives, and my opponent is... some chick crossdressing as a sailor?
Bambietta: It's a Vandenreich uniform, dumbass.
Soi Fon: Oh, you're one of the Quincy? Funny, from what I saw you do to that footsoldier... I'd have guessed you were a PRAYING MANTIS.
Bambietta: Keep talking. I'll blow your mouth wiiiiide open.
Soi Fon: So your power is explosions, huh? Funny, so's mine. But I'm afraid I won't be able to show you that just yet. I'll just rely on my speed.
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MiracleAngel500: BG9, I have a job for you. There are some annoyances that I'd like to be rid of even before the Shinigami and Hollows.
BG9: Who shall I exterminate?
MiracleAngel500: I'd like you to start... with every Fullbringer you see!
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Jugram Haschwald: I am Stern Ritter B. Second only to Juha Bach Himself. Who are you?
Wonderweiss: Ahhhhhh
Jugram Hashwald: ...excuse me? I asked your name.
Wonderweiss: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jugram Hashwald: Of all the opponents I could have gotten...
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DevilsEyeAlchemist13: Guys, I'm going to be logged onto two accounts. This one will coordianate the battle while I'm on the other as I fight. So if you see Kaede post, it's me. Fighting. Anyway, what's the situation?
Ayuhime: hey. Got it, DEA13 is the general and Kaede is the fighter. Almost like you split your personality XD
Bluekit5: The battles aren't going so great. Sure, Gin and Hanataro are hanging in there, Kyoraku will be alive in a few minutes too, but otherwise we're getting beat bad.
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: I hate to ask... but is anyone DEAD?
Rukia Kuchiki: I barely escaped. I'm afraid my partner was not so lucky...
DevilsEyeAlchemist13: You mean...?
Rukia Kuchiki: Toshiro Hitsugaya is dead.
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Author's Note: Couple things.
1) Yeah Toshiro is dead he is NOT coming back sorry and thanks.
2) Kaede and DevilsEyeAlchemist13 are the same person if that wasn't clear. (Kaede is DEA's original character, remember.)
3) If you don't know Yukio's Fullbring, it basically locks the combatants in a box. There's more to it but that's the only important bit.
4) Don't correct me on misspelling names for the Vandenreich. I don't KNOW how to spell Jugram Haschwaldthdthdvsht, and I don't care about this: I'm spelling it Juha Bach, not Ywach.
5) Yeeeeeeah I have an ARMY. :3
And finally, 6) Sorry, Hitsugaya fans.
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