Rhodes walked into his office and gave both his children looks, grabbing his youngest arm, "What did I say before I left?"
He winced and looked off, "Not to leave the office? But."
He ignored him and looked to Bucky, "And what made you two think it was ok? Huh?"
Bucky looked over at Rhodes face, "Uhm...I?" he looked about the room, "It was Tony's idea!"
The genius' jaw hit the floor, "What!?"
"Oh really?"
"Tony said we should go on a tour to get more coloring books," he told the man.
Rhodey gave Bucky a look before turning to Tony and scoffing, pulling him to the couch, "You turn and face the wall," he told the metal armed man.
"But it's not true mommy!" he whimpered as he was pulled. He always pulled the 'mommy' card during elevated situations, be it him in trouble or just really emotional.
Rhodes sat at the couch and gave him a look, "I said don't leave my office. If Bucky leaves it you go to the security and tell them and they'll notify me and you won't be in trouble," he unfastened the brat's jeans, pulling them to his knees.
"But, but," he whined as he was propped over his mother's knee.
He gave Tony's diapered rear a stern swat, each one connecting to his bottom with a pap noise. After the thirtith swat fell Rhodes stood his pouting boy up, "Now off to a wall with you," he escorted the sniffling boy.
Bucky looked to his little brother who was placed next to him. It had been enough to make Tony's eyes well but not enough to make him actually cry. Even with that he felt really bad.
"Mama?" he started to turn but had his ear suddenly pulled, tearing him from the wall.
"You and I are going to the bathroom so I can wash your mouth out," Rhodes hauled him to the restroom.
"What?"
The man opened the door and had his adopted eldest stand in front of the sink and grabbed a toothbrush, rubbing it against the bar of soap. Bucky cringed and covered his mouth.
"Open, now," Rhodes held the toothbrush near his mouth.
"I don't want my mouth washed out."
"Then you shouldn't have lied to me, and I'm telling Steve about it too."
Bucky whined, "Don't tell Steve," he quickly opened his mouth, getting the vile brush shoved into his mouth. The stale, pungent odor of the soap filled his mouth, throat and nostrils as his mouth was punished. All he could do was struggle not to gag.
After his mouth was filled with suds Mama had him rinse so he didn't swallow any. Without any other words he brought him to the desk and reached in, grabbing a spoon he left in the drawer.
Bucky backed away covering his bottom, "Why are you going to use that? You didn't use it on Tony!"
Rhodey just pulled him to the couch, "Because he didn't lie to me or blame someone else for his actions."
He looked to the side and no longer argued or fought, he just allowed his mother to take his pants down to get to his pull up.
There was nothing else to scold the man about so the Lut. Col pulled him over his lap and brought the spoon down with a loud whack.
Buck's eyes widdened as he pushed against mama's lap, "Ow!" he sobbed as the spoon continuously connected to his rear, "Oww! Sorry, mama! Sorry I lied! Sorry I blamed Tony!"
Rhodes held him down, switching between left and right sit spots. He wanted this to be felt everytime he sat.
Soon the former weapon broke down, after the 40th whack, "I'm sorry, it was all my idea. I'm sorry I got Tony involved. I'm so stupid."
Hearing that Rhodes picked him up from his lap and looked him in his eyes, "You are NOT stupid, and don't you ever give me that. You may be a bit brash but thats ok, we're going to work on that."
The man sniffled as tears ran down his cheeks. He hugged tight to his serrogate mother, sobbing into his stomach.
"It's ok," Rhodes rubbed his back and shoulder as he called for Tony to get out of the corner. Angry as he was with Bucky even Stark wasn't cold enough to not be moved with sympathy for his brother. He found himself in the same position often.
Mama pulled his baby next to him to hug him as well so he didn't feel neglected, "Neither of my babies are stupid or even bad. Naughty, occassionally, acting without thinking, often, but still good," he rubbed both their backs, offering comfort in the way only a mother knew how.
"I don't know how you two pee so much," Rhodey had his items set up and was getting to work wiping Tony down first as he was prone to rashes. Once the fresh pamper was put on him he turned attention to the elder one, "Alright, pants off so we can get another pull up on you."
Bucky pouted, dropping his pants and ripping the sides of the pull up. He had no idea he was even wet.
"Good thing I brought a few extras in case," Rhodes chuckled to himself as he powdered the winter solider's red bum.
Once the cleaning was done the man pulled out his futon couch bed and had them both down for a nap while he went to the restroom.
"Tony?" Bucky called sheepishly from behind his raccoon. The man ignored his call, which he expected, "I guess you're angry."
"You're perceptive," Tony commented, keeping his blanket to his cheek.
He sighed and looked to the wall, "I am sorry I blamed you."
While the kiddies slept Rhodes sent Steve a text, reminding him on a babysitter. Suggesting him not asking Thor again since he did choke Tony, which lead Mama Lion to break a spoon over the demigodling's leg or rear. Somewhere in that area. That may not make him want to babysit, not that Rhodey wanted him to regardless.
Steve nodded at the text as he at his lunch. He knew just the person.