Steve and Rhodes were laughing pretty hard even as the pulled to the hotel.
"Isn't that funny," Bucky and Tony blushed.
"I'm just happy we got you both back and mostly unharmed," Steve shook his head.
x
After a torturous six hours in the car Rhodes and Steve stopped at a gas station for a pause to check the map.
"Bucky you and Tony go to the bathroom while we check things." Steve told the boy, "And don't you dare ask another 'where are we going' question."
Buck sighed and took his brother's arm and the bag, leaving their parents to bicker about routes whilest he got to tend to his brotherly duties, "This sucks."
"I am so stiff," Tony complained, stretching his legs, "Ugh, gas station bathroom. Almost as bad as a portopotty."
"Where are we going I wonder," he unfolded the fresh diaper.
"Somewhere two days away. So that chops it down a few places." he shrugged.
x
"Alright," Rhodes took his gps and pointed to the route they were taking, "This one is fastest."
"Alright. We're going to be staying at the hotel about a week? Just want to make sure I gave Fury the right amount of time I'd be gone."
"We're staying one tonight then we're gonna stay there about three days, and drive back home, staying at probably one more. So we're going to be gone a week but we're not staying at the same hotel."
Steve nodded, not sure why he asked such a silly question. The drive must have been going to his brain
"I'm gonna run in the store and grab some some snacks." Rhodes pat the shoulder of his the coparent.
"I'm gonna take a leak," Steve walked off to the restroom, passing the boys as he went along, "You guys just have a seat while mommy gets some items from the store."
"Right," Bucky told him, releasing the flood gates. Soon as he was done, and washed his hands, he took Tony and they went back to the car.
"All this waiting is so boring, man," Tony fastened himself in.
"Yeah," Buck sighed and buckled his seatbelt before leaning against the door, "I'm gonna nap, wake me when we get there," he pulled his hat over his eyes.
"Got it." Tony covered a yawn.
x
Rhodes stepped back out to the car and put the items in the backseat before going to the bathroom himself. He saw Steve in the car but not the kids. Maybe they were having some difficulties, Buck was still new to the diaper changing thing.
Rhodes didn't see them in the bathroom so he stepped back into the store and still didn't see them. He hurried to Steve and looked in the car, "Where are Tony and Bucky?"
That question had the blond a bit perplexed. The had left the bathroom before him, "They aren't with you? I told them to come to the car."
"Oh of course they're with me, I just wanted to make sure you knew that. NO THEY ARE NOT WITH ME!" Rhodes shouted at him, "Why would I ask where they were if they were with me!?"
Steve stepped out of the car, "Well I thought they went in the store with you when they left the toilet," he want to check about the store. Maybe Tony was sneaking fags again.
x
Meanwhile there was a ringing to the genius' cell phone. He tried to ignore it but eventually reached in his pocket and answered, "Hello?"
"Where are you two!?" a worried voice demanded.
Tony looked out the window and watched the scenery fly by, "In the car."
"Whose car!?"
"Ours..." he looked front and noticed an old woman in the mirror. She apparently noticed them too and screamed, swirving on the road.
"Who are you!? What are you doing in my car!? Car theives!" she began beating them both with her purse, all while still driving.
Rhodes looked at the phone as he heard the grunting and shouting. Wasn't this just great?
x
"Ow! We're not car theives, lady!" Tony tried to block his face. Bucky had woke in a fright and grabbed her arm, causing her to swerve to the shoulder.
"I'm calling the police!" she frantically pulled from Bucky and reached for her phone.
"Who is she? Where are mama and daddy?" Bucky was having a distressing moment, almost as bad as the panic attack Tony was fighting.
"Am I suppose to know?!" the younger man panted.
The woman paused, "Who are you looking for?"
"Mama and daddy, isn't this their car?" Bucky looked around confused and still mostly asleep.
The woman looked to them a bit less frightful, "Oh you poor lambs! Lets get you back to that station," she calmly turned the car and drove back there asap.
x
When she got back Rhodes was playing a game on his phone and Steve was sipping some water.
"They must've gotten pretty far in that little time," the blond commented as he saw the Equinox drive in the station.
"Well I can see why they would think that was our rental. Same color and stuff," Rhodes stretched and waved to it.
The woman parked and Tony ran to Rhodes, still shaking at the woman's erractic driving. Bucky hurried to Steve still confused.
"Are you young men their parents?" she looked to them.
Rhodes rubbed his neck, "Well kinda..." before he could even finish the woman was on him and Steve wagging a finger and berating them both on inability to keep track of their special needs children.
By the time she was done ripping them new ones there was nothing left to be said except quiet thank yous before hurrying the kids into the car and speeding away.
(Sorry, sorry, sorry guys. So much happening, I'm at the end of the chapters I had prewritten but I'm going to try and crank out one or two every other week. Also I do respectable picture commissions on my DeviantArt page: Rie Anessia. *shameless advertisement* I'll do my best to get more out. This Installation of diapered Tony and friends may be it, except for some cameos in another current story, until Avengers 2 comes out. Much love from me to you)