Maple Leaf: Alright, I've made that Warriors Questionaire Series I was talking about last chapter. I felt overwhelmed with questions…then I saw all the reviews for this. So, let's get re-started, shall we?

Scourge: Nobody's asked me a question yet…

Jayfeather: Well, at least you haven't been asked if you're in an affair!

Brambleclaw: Oh, gosh, all I've been asked about is if I like Squirrelflight and why my name hasn't been moved up to leader rank yet.

Maple Leaf: Sorry! Lets get this over with! Oh, one more thing; I got a guest review from somebody named VMX. Sorry, I cant do your dare. It doesn't apply to the rules in the first chapter. Everyone else, if you want to send a dare, PLEASE re-read the rules! Also, I got the review saying that Lakestorm's a guy…oops. I guess I'll have to change that, but I'll just say it here that Lakestorm isn't a girl.

"Yo, Scourge!" Concrete exclaimed. Scourge got out of his nest and walked down the hall until they met up.

"Yeah?" he asked.

"You're an idiot."

"What did I do?"

"Nothing yet. But for your new dare, you have to sing 'I'm an idiot and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I sleep all day' over and over…and over…and over…while running around the clan."

"Oh, joy."

"I expected you to be upset; not happy!" the silver tabby joked.

"You know perfectly well that I am not the least bit happy. It's called sarcasm, dear."

"Hey, that's my line!"

"Nobody cares…"

"Why you little…"

"Don't make fun of my size!"

"Then don't mock me!"

"Then don't mock me!" Scourge mimicked in a falsetto voice. Then he scurried away as Concrete swiped at him with long, glistening claws.

"Do I have to do this?!" Scourge whined.

"Yes, you do!" Concrete stated.

"Ugh, fine! I'm an idiot, and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I sleep all day!" he sang. Then he started running around the clan, singing the same thing.

"I'm an idiot and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I sleep all day!" he said. Bone poked his head around a corner, sleep filling his eyes.

"Scourge, shut up! I'm trying to sleep!" he shouted.

"I'm an idiot, and I got dared! You sleep all night and you sleep all day!" Scourge sang. Then he ran away as Bone tried to strangle him. A few minutes later, he had found Brick.

"I'm an idiot, and I'm okay!"

"Yes, you are." Brick said with a grumble.

"I sleep all night and I sleep all—hey!" next, he decided to look for his former 'challengers'.

"I'm an idiot, and I'm okay! I sleep all night, and I sleep all day!"

"Scourge, is this another dare?" Lakestorm asked, his head tilted in curiosity.

"I'm an idiot, and yes it is! I have to sing all night, and sing all day!"

"Oh…cool!" at that, Scourge ran to the nursery, singing his lungs out.

"I'm an idiot, and I'm okay! I sleep all night, and I sleep all day!"

"Cool! I wanna sleep all day!" Patch exclaimed.

"I think he got dared again." Flower said. Mustard just started playing with Scourge's tail until the black tom left. Not long after, Scourge found Mischievous and Lucky.

"I love you, Lucky." Mischievous murmured.

"Aw, I love you-"

"I'm an idiot, and I'm okay! I sleep all night, and I sleep all day!" Scourge exclaimed, bursting into the clearing.

"Wow, nice timing, Scourge." Mischievous grumbled as their leader ran away, still singing…although now a bit hoarsely.

Eventually, Scourge had gone all around his territory and was singing his way back to his den…when his voice cracked.

"Oh, Scourge, you sound terrible!" Concrete said

"Well, I've been singing for the past thirty minutes. Can I have some water?" Scourge asked.

"Sure, there's a puddle over there. Get some rest; your next dare could come any moment, now."

Maple Leaf: Sorry; I didn't really know what to do with this. I hope everyone enjoyed this, though! BTW, I'm feeling a little bit overwhelmed by all the stories I'm working on, so this might not be updated as often, or the chapters may be shorter. Also, since I have so many dares, can you try not to send as many for this period of time?

Scourge: I hope you realize they're never gonna stop, right?

Leaf: …good point. Alright, keep sending dares if you want. Adios for now!