Written by Eugene "The Good" Wario

Paula and I entered the bar and a large group of videogame villains were sitting around (at least a lot more than usual). I sat at the table that had the vent so I could talk to Ralph.

"How are things Ralph?" I whispered through the vent.

Ralph walked up to the vent "Everything is fine, some of my friends came over."

This came as a shock to me, "Who came over?"

"Gannon, Clyde, and Bowser"

I walked over to Paula, "Can I borrow the knob?"

She gave me the doorknob and we both entered the back room. Ralph was sitting by the vent. "I have some news for you Ralph" I told him.

"What do you have for me?"

"This," I passed him the letter I got from Sergeant Calhoun. "Someone apparently wants Felix dead."

Ralph looked at the letter "Why is my name on it?"

I shrugged "I don't know, maybe the true writer of the letter wants the blame to be completely on you."

"Why is that?"

"Maybe they are trying to completely get rid of Fix-It Felix Jr."

"And who may try to do this?"

"A few ideas have popped up, but there is little evidence to convict them."

"Who may be the murderer then?" Paula asked.

"Well... The Sergeant rubbed me the wrong way..." Paula coughed at my comment and Ralph was amazed.

"Tamora? It can't be her! She's married to Felix!" Ralph exclaimed.

"So what? Maybe she's trying to frame you for his death. I heard that Master Chief is now single."

"But why bring Richard Moring into the ordeal?" Paula asked.

"That is where that theory falls flat. Another theory that dies in the thought process is Mr. Empura killing Richard, but why would he kill the characters of his best selling game?"

"Your right..." Ralph responded "But what about this Thomas you have told me about?"

"He is suspect, yet there is nothing that can link him to the crime. We are at a dead stop!"

Ralph sighed, and Paula left the room.

"Then I am as good as dead..." said Ralph.

I went up to the big man and gave him a hug. He gave me one in response. I then walked up to the vent that let me view the bar. Thomas entered.

"Mod hack it!" I cursed under my breath.

"What is it?" Ralph asked.

"It's Thomas," I told him "what would make him think that you were here?"

"I dunno, maybe one of my friends ratted out on me!" Ralph whispered.

We went to the back corner of the room and Thomas talked to Paula.

"What can I get you?" She asked.

"Information," Thomas replied "I want to know when the last time you saw the character Wreck-It Ralph was"

"About a month ago," She answered, she was so blunt that one would think that she was telling the truth.

Thomas stepped back "Well... my nose suspects otherwise"

This isn't good, Thomas knows that he is here due to Ralph's scent. The problem now is his search.

"You can't search here without a warrant!" Paula shouted.

"On the contrary, I happen to have reasonable suspicion due to the scent that is passing through this room"

"Oh no," I told my self. I went to Ralph and covered his ears.

"The best way to find a character hiding is to make him or her come out, and the best way is the old OOT trick" Thomas said to the crowd. He closed his eyes, cleared his throat, and spoke in his most annoying voice ever...

"HEY! LISTEN!"

Ralph winced, and I did too.

"HEY! LISTEN!"

Ralph was boiling over.

"HEY! LIS..."

Before Thomas could finish, Ralph broke through the wall and screamed.

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!"

Ralph froze, Thomas smiled, and I face palmed.

"Oh crap" Said Ralph.