Hi. Welcome to my story of "Perry the Platypus VS The Wet Bandits". Based on Boolia's story, this multi-chapter story takes a different spin on the Boolia story, "Perry Home Alone". He or she gave me inspiration for it all. However, he or she did make a few mistakes, but I will explain them at the end of each chapter. for now, just enjoy this wonderful story!

There are millions of stories about kids left home alone. But today, our story is a little different. It all began on a cold night in Danville. In the middle of the tri-state area, this city was quiet evening. It was summertime too, July 8th to be precise. But I'm getting off topic here! It all started at the "British History Museum".

It was getting dark and the museum had closed for the day. The only people inside were the security guards resting in the break room. Outside though, all of that was about to change...

A light-blue plumber's van pulled up to the back service entrance! 2 men stepped out. One had a hairy chin, and curly brown hair. The other one was bald, but wore a black winter hat, even though it was the summer time!

"Ready, Marv?" asked the bald man.

"Yep!" said the curly-haired man, "All set Harry!"

The 2 men approached the back entrance door. Harry took out a 10-shooter revolver gun out of his pocket, and knocked on the door!

"Who is it?" called a man from inside. "It's the plumbers!" said Harry, "We're here to…um…fix a pipe leak!" "Oh yes!" said the voice from inside, "I'll open the door! Just hold on!"

"Marv…" whispered Harry, "Do you have the rope coil?"

"Yes!" said Marv, "All of it! Soon, we'll be rich!"

The door opened and a security guard by the name of Joe came out! "Okay guys! I'm glad you're here! The leak is…" Harry suddenly held up his gun, "CLICK!" at Joe "Whoa dude! What's with the gun?" "SHUT UP!" yelled Harry, "Stick your arms up and show us we're your friends are!" "What if I refuse?" asked Joe, trembling with fear, "Then…let's just say that after my gun is done with you, you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead!" Joe gave in, and led them inside, down the hallway to the break room.

4 other security guards were resting until suddenly, "BAM!" the door slammed open! 2 different men, had Joe tied up next to them! "Sorry dudes!" said Joe to the other guards, "They had me at gunpoint!". "THIS IS A ROBBERY!" yelled Harry holding up his gun, "ALL OF YOU GET UP AND BACK UP AGAINST THE WALL!" all 4 guards got up, and followed Harry's orders! Marv got to work, tying up the guards, and confiscating their Tasers and handguns. "If any of you try to call for help, you'll be dead in seconds!" yelled Harry again.

"Great job Marv!" said Harry, "Hit them each on the head and let's go disable the security cameras!" "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!" yelled Joe. Marv took a crowbar out of his back pocket, and walked over to Joe, "Sorry bud…" he said, "But Harry is my boss!" "BANG!" he whacked Joe on the forehead, giving him a huge bruise and knocking him out cold. He did the same thing to the other 4 guards, before leaving the room, and closing the door.

"That was hard…for me…to do…but I did it Harry!" said Marv, as he and Harry ran down the hallway to the security monitor room. Harry and Marv quietly snuck inside. A female guard was standing there like a mindless zombie, watching the screens! She had blonde hair, and beautiful light-blue eyes, the same color as the van. "WHACK!" Marv knocked out the guard, tied her up, and put her inside a coat closet. Marv began starting at her… "Marv, what's wrong?" "She's…she's…be…be…beautiful Harry!"

"BAM!" Harry shut the door to closet. "You can get a girlfriend another day!" said Harry, "Now let's disable the cameras, and get that diamond!" Harry took a pair of scissors out of his pocket, and opened up a panel by the chair. He cut all of the wires that lead to security cameras. Then the 2 men dashed down a restricted hallway, through a metal door, and into the museum's main display room. Then, there it was…in a gleaming glass display case by a T-rex skeleton display, the shiny…one and only… the Danville Diamond! Harry quickly took out his crowbar and, "BAM! BAM!" smashed the glass display cover off.

Marv took the diamond, put it into his pocket, and then he and Harry dashed through the metal door again, back down the restricted hallway, and past the 2 rooms. Then, "BAM!" Harry slammed open the door, the 2 men ran back to their van! "I can't believe we wasted so much time robbing private homes!" said Harry, as they started up the van, and drove away down the road, into the city. "If only Kevin McAllister can see us now!" said Marv, "We don't need his family's big house, now that we got this diamond!" the laughed as they slowed down at a stop sign.

"Marv…" said Harry, "The Wet Bandits are back in town!"

But neither of them noticed something lurking around the museum's alleyway. It was a grey raccoon, holding a camera, taking pictures of the whole thing. This was not any ordinary or cute raccoon. The raccoon slipped behind some trashcans, and slipped on a little brown fedora…

Hello! It's me again! I hope you like beginning. Boolia's version offers a news report at the beginning. But in my version, it's more detailed and actually shows the robbery. Also, there's no Howie or Duncan in this version. I'm using Harry and Marv from the real movies "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York". Read and review!