Pairing: Yuni/Naito

This is the last pre-made one, so I'll start on requests sometime next week.

warning: Awful pick-up lines.

Sky-Lines

"So," Longchamp faked a yawn and leaned against the wall next to him. "You come here often?"

Yuni glanced up. She was in her office, doing the usual work, and it had been a perfectly normal morning. That was until someone decided to crash into the Giglio Nero estate through the window. Gamma was thoroughly annoyed, and had yanked him to Yuni's office to decide his fate, but dear, sweet Yuni decided to hear him out, and Gamma stood sulking in the corner.

"Ah, Longchamp-san," she replied. "I do! I come here everyday."

He wasn't expecting that.

"Hey, then how come I..." he whipped his head to give her what he thought was a 'smouldering look' "Hardly see you around here?"

What the hell?! Gamma felt his nerves bulging from his neck, but Yuni had told him to stay silent.

Yuni said cheerfully. "It's your first time paying us a visit, isn't it? That's very nice of you, but please do just knock on the door next time."

Longchamp felt dissed. He looked down at his shoes. Yuni was the current centre of his attention, the one girl he felt he couldn't live without - he was smitten by her looks, by her smile, by her voice, and most of all her large white hat. Never mind. He was sure in the end he would snag the girl of his dreams, who was currently seated in front of him, and have her whisked away into the sunset by the end of his-

AWARD-WINNING PICK UP LINES!

Time to get this thing rolling!

"Hey gurl, are you a beaver?"

"Oh, no I'm no-"

"Because DAM!" he cut off enthusiastically. She stared up at him in confusion.

Uh. Next one.

"Hey gurl, do your legs hurt from..." dramatic pause "RUNNING through my dreams all night?"

She... blinked.

Right. Next one.

"Hey gurl, you can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is..." even bigger dramatic pause for ADDITIONAL dramatic tension "IN LOVE WITH ME!"

"Ahh? I don't like falli-"

Longchamp could feel the sweat dripping from his forehead. These were A+ pickup lines! He was sure of it! Maybe she was subconsciously getting charmed by him, but she just didn't know how to express it! That must have been the case, right?

On the side of the room, Gamma's jaw was positively unhinged at the sheer audacity of this boy.

Either way, Naito decided to use his ULTIMATE pick up lines. She was going to fall in love with him before this was over. Definitely!

"If a fat man puts you in his bag for Christmas, don't worry, I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas!"

"Fat man? Santa? Who's Santa? Longchamp-san, who's Santa?"

Mentally, her right-hand man thanked the Trinisette that Yuni didn't have exactly a... er, normal childhood.

Longchamp gaped. He had no idea how to respond. Except with another pick up line.

"Do you believe in love at first sight," he gave her the biggest wink he could. "Or do I have to walk by again?"

"Longchamp-san, I think you are sick, your face is getting very red! Do you need Gamma to send you to the sick bay?"

"Hey girl, are you wifi? Because I'm... Feeling a CONNECTION!"

"Oh no, Gamma, I think he really needs to lie down for a bit... Bring him to the sick bay, will you?"

He was flustered. No, no, this wasn't going how he'd imagined it! He needed to give her MORE pick up lines! In his confusion, he failed to notice Gamma taking slow, large strides towards him.

He suddenly felt a tug on his collar.

"NOOOO! WAIT, I HAVE ONE MORE!"

As he was being dragged out the door,

"YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU MADE ME FORGET MY PICK UP LINE!"

The door slammed, and Longchamp's wails could be held throughout the mansion.

Yuni was curious. She was a young, innocent, curious girl, and felt she had to try and understand what Longchamp had said. Besides, it would be rude of her to dump her guest in a room and not attend to him at all.

She ran upstairs to the sick bay, and upon opening the door, found Gamma was half-strangling Longchamp.

Gamma promptly released his grip. Longchamp fell onto the floor.

"Is that how you treat our guest?" Yuni chided her right-hand man. "I wish to speak with him for a while."

No, Yuni, he stared in fear, as she went up to the intruder with a smile on her face.

"Longchamp-san, you mentioned someone called Santa, right? Who is Santa?"

Now, Longchamp was not a very bright person, despite being the boss of a famiglia. He saw this as a sign, that the gods were giving him another chance to prove himself to the love of his life.

"Hey gurl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Gamma broke. "GUARDS! Evict him before I kill him."

The guards came in and tossed him out the window, and it was the last the Giglio Nero famiglia ever saw of him again.

*wonders if asking for reviews is pointless*