Chapter.7: Knowing Royalty
(Kai's p.o.v)
"Hello…." I said as I peeked my head through the door
"Enter!" Boomed a deep and horrifying voice.
I entered the room slowly and cautiously knowing full well what to expect. Suddenly the door shut behind me and the room started to light up and I was staring face to face with the biggest Spider I have ever seen in my whole life. The thing that made it scarier was that this Spider was blocky like the others. It was real as hell.
"Ah…." I was speechless so I only let out a little squeal.
Suddenly the Spider took a deep breath at me and exhaled deeply letting me smell is breath that smelt like dead bodies.
"You smell like a Minecraftian." The Spider said.
"Uh… y-yeah." I told him.
"Well none the less you're going to get eaten." The Spider King said.
I watched as he opened his mouth revealing an assorted amount of teeth along with his giant venomous spider fangs.
"W-w-wait." I said to him.
He then closed his mouth and stared at me with his eight red eyes.
"Yes?" He said in a calm tone.
"Ok Kai think. This guy is a King and tricking him will be a bad thing so just be honest and leave out a few things that he shouldn't know about."
I thought.
"Um… Your majesty do you ever think that your daughters may need a guard to keep an eye on them from time to time?" I asked.
"They have their Elite Mobs to protect them so no." He said.
"Yes…but one that doesn't need to be summoned and can always be by their side at all costs." I added.
"Mmmmm…No" He said without a moment to think about it.
I watched as he opened his mouth again and leaned over to go for the kill with eagerness.
"Waaaaiiit!" I chimed.
"What?" He said with an irritated voice.
"I-uh…can be your Jester if you want." I laughed.
"I had many Jesters and I killed them at the very end." He told me.
I watched as he pointed to a pile of skeletons of over 100 Jesters, either Minecraftian or Spider it really didn't matter.
"Wow that's awesome." I muttered.
I then heard him open his mouth again and he lunged directly at me and I was soon swallowed whole.
(No P.o.v)
The Spider King started smacking his jaws as he just eaten Kai and seemed satisfied about it.
"Hmm… that boy tasted pretty good. He even went down easily." He chuckled.
He then crawled back to his web made chair so he can relax but he felt something wrong in his stomach. He then felt something climb back up from the organ and his esophagus
"What the?"
He thought.
His mouth then slowly opened and it revealed a saliva/Spider stomach bile coated Kai.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO USE MOUTH WASH! I MEAN SERIOUSLY DO YOU CLEAN YOUR MOUTH IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH IN HERE!" Kai shouted.
The Spider King was shocked to see the boy escaping his inside. He had never seen anyone do this to before and it made him impressed but also made him want to eat him more. He then started to lower his jaw which Kai franticly tried to keep up but even with the Amulet on his wrist the Spider King was starting to over power him.
"No…" Kai said.
The mouth got lower and Kai new that the Spider King wasn't playing around.
"No no no no no no no." Kai continued.
The mouth got lower and lower until Kai was trying to hold the top of the jaw with both of his feet and hands and feeling the tongue of the King taste him.
"CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP! " He shouted as he felt his arms and legs about to give out.
"Just give in boy. Resisting will only make it worst for you." The Spider King chuckled.
"LIKE HECK I WILL!" Kai shouted.
The Spider King was now having a hard time trying to crush Kai with his jaw since the boy was using both his arms and legs but Kai was getting tired and his limbs began to hurt. The King then stopped crushing Kai when he saw his two daughters standing before him.
"Daddy what are you doing?" Silk asked.
"Silk…Willow. Daddy is just having lunch. There's nothing going on here my lovely daughters." He said.
"THAT'S A LOAD OF MALARKEY!" Kai shouted from inside.
Willow and Silk looked at their father when they heard Kai's voice. They stared at him with angry faces and he was deeply confused.
"What? Do I have something in my fangs?" He asked.
"NO BUT THEY SURELY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME AND THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T LIKE IT!" Kai shouted again.
"Shut up Boy! I'm talking to my daughter so stay out of this." He boomed.
"LIKE HELL I WILL! BESIDES ONE OF YOU'RE DAUGHTERS IS MY GIRLFRIEND AND DOESN'T APPROVE OF YOU EATING ME!" Kai shouted again.
Suddenly the Spider Kings eyes widen in shock and looked down at Willow who was staring at him.
"Oh Spiders in a giant lava pit I just said that didn't I?"
Kai thought.
"Willow is this true?" The Spider King said.
There was more silence in the room when He said that and Willow finally spoke.
"Yes Dad. I'm in love with Kai. He's not Just a Minecraftian but he is also someone I find special. So if you kill him I will never forgive you." She said to him.
"Kai…Kai…Kai…Kai. Where have I heard that name before?"
He thought.
"Um… not to break up the silence but I'm starting to lose feeling to my arms and legs with you trying to crush me." Kai said.
"Wait…now I remember. Kai is the one who killed my son…Kratos!" The Spider King Boomed.
Willow and Silk stared wide eyed at their father and then heard Kai speak.
"Oh… so that was the Spider that I killed long ago. I was wondering who he was since I wear his head as a hat. Wait…your pissed off since I killed him aren't you?" He said to the King.
"Pfft…no. The Little punk was disrespectful. I would've killed his ass long ago before he Miraculously died by a Minecraftian known as Kai. Which is you of course." The Spider King said.
"So you're not going to kill him Daddy?" Silk asked.
"Nope. I'm starting to like him already." He chuckled.
"So you me Kai and I can-"
"Yes Willow. You and him can be mates." He sighed.
Willow and Silk hugged each other and cheered knowing that Kai wouldn't be killed by their father. The Spider King then chuckled and closed his mouth forcefully and something stopped them all.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Silk and Willow looked petrified at their father who looked down at his mouth in shock and embarrassment.
"Oops." The Spider King Whispered.
"YOU'RE DAM RIGHT OOPS! I'M JUST LUCKY TO BE ALIVE AND NOT HAVE ANYTHING BROKEN!" Kai yelled from inside his mouth.
-1 minute later-
Kai sat on the floor next to Willow and Silk while their father started patting his head with his giant hairy spider leg.
"Again I am so sorry Kai." He said.
"~Sigh~ It's alright your majesty."
"Please…just call me King Webs." He said.
"Yes…So um… just wondering but I wanted to join this festival that the other Princess's and Prince's will be competing in." Kai asked.
"Ah… so you want to join the festival huh. I'm sure that Willow has told you about the meeting tomorrow I take it." He asked.
"Yeah. But do you mind telling me who these Prince's and Princess's are?" Kai asked.
"Willow if you could explain please." King Webs asked.
"Sure dad. Anyways there are a lot of Princess's and very few Prince's. There's: Me and Silk of Course, Yuki the Princess of Skeletons, Cupa, Flare, Elena, and Sophia the Princess's of Creepers, Andr and Andrei the Princess and Prince of Enderman, Snowy the Princess of Snow Golems, Skreel the Prince of Ender-Creepers, Rosa the Princess of Iron Golems, Blazette the Princess of Blazes, Charlette the Princess of Ghast, Yaebi the Prince of Zombies, Gel the Princess of Slimes, Jennifer the Princess of Magma Cubes, Hilda and Haze the Princess and Prince of Withers, Sally the Princess of Zombie Pig man, Erin the Princess of Bats(or Vampires), Ashley the Princess of Witches, Ink the Princess of Octopus, Silvia the Princess of Silverfish, Kitten the Pricess of Ocelots, Lone and Fang the Prince and Princess of Wolves, and Heroinebrine...the daughter of Herobrine. The One's who are fearful out of all of us are Skreel, Andr, Heroinebrine, Erin, and Haze since they're extremely powerful."
"Wow. that's a lot. So how do they act around people."
"Well you already know how Silk and I act since we're Spiders." Willow said.
"Ok, and the others?" Kai asked.
"Yuki is my best friend so she's a nice person to meet, Cupa and her Sisters are kind and helpful to others in need but could act a little destructive at times, Andr can be cold hearted at times and is feared because her and Andrei were born from the EnderLord who is the original EnderDragon, Andrei is mild around others except Skreel, Hilda, and Erin and I previse you not to look in his eyes, Snowy is pleasant and hangs around snow Biomes mostly but she can act a little clumsy at times, Skreel is very mysterious but feared since he is the Hybrid of an Enderman and a Creeper he can be nice at times though, Rosa is nice but could be ticked off easily so don't do anything that may piss her off, Blazette is no different from Andr but she has acts hot headed most of the time and is ready to fight anyone, Charlette is nice and spends most of her time flying in the Nether, Yaebi is shy and nice but he has a terrible smell, Gel had two daughters and they have fights with Jennifer and her daughter but they're both nice people, Sally likes making friends but if you piss her off you also piss off her zombie pig man friends, Hilda is Andr's best friend but she hates Skreels guts for personal reasons and hates Andrei, Haze is a person you don't want to anger but he's mostly calm and he resembles his father because he is also a Wither unlike his sister who is a Wither Skeleton he is also feared like Andr and Skreel because he's well… a Wither, Ashley is a nice person who is good with potions and is a good magician. She is also like a sister to Skreel, Erin is nothing but a blood sucker who has a crush on Haze but don't approach her or she'll suck you dry, Ink is a fun and lovable person who is caring to her friends, Silvia is a playful person but for a short girl she had a lot of Silverfish to back her up so don't anger her, Kitten is playful at times and is really nice, Lone is...pretty aggressive for a wolf and if treated in a bad way she'll tear you apart but she is nice when you get to know her, Fang is no different then Lone but he's very protective so if you harm Lone you'll have to face him, and Heroinebrine is...mysterious no one has ever seen her except fro Skreel and Haze since she trusts them more then any other mob but she loves to suck up souls of innocent lives."
"Wow… that's a lot of Royal Mobs." Kai said.
"Indeed." King Webs said.
"So are there like any allies between the mobs and you guys?" Kai asked.
"Of course Big Brother. Here just look at this." Silk said as she handed him a piece of paper.
Hate: The one's we dislike and would kill them if they mess with us.
Neutral: They're ok. They aren't friend or foe but we can get along.
Like: The one's we call friends and support us. They can act like our siblings from time to time.
Princess Yuki= Skelly(Like)
Princess Cupa= Blast(Like)
Princess Sophia= Rocket(Like)
Princess Elena= Runner(Like)
Princess Flare= Tomboy(Like)
Princess Andr= Ender Bitch(Hate)
Prince Andrei= Ender Bastard(Hate)
Princess Snowy= Snowhead(Like)
Prince Skreel= Shadow(Neutral)
Princess Rosa= Iron Girl(Neutral)
Princess Blazette= Hot Heat(Hate)
Princess Charlette= Flying girl(Neutral)
Prince Yaebi= Smelly Guy(Neutral)
Princess Gel= Slimy(Neutral)
Princess Jennifer= Hot Slime(Neutral)
Princess Sally= Pirate girl(Like)
Princess Hilda= Wither Brat(Hate)
Prince Haze= Three Heads(Neutral)
Princess Ashley= Witch(Like)
Princess Erin= Vampire Bitch(Hate)
Princess Ink= Tentacle girl(Neutral)
Princess Silvia= Ballerina(Like)
Princess Kitten= Cat Girl(Neutral)
Princess Lone= Wolf Girl(Neutral)
Prince Fang= Wolf Boy(Neutral)
Princess Heroinebrine= Phantom girl(Hate)
"Are all of these nicknames really necessary?" Kai asked.
"Well to you no but to us yes." Willow said.
Everyone in the room then yawned and that's when they realized it was time to go to bed.
"Ok younglings time for bed. Tomorrow is a big day and if you two want Kai to come you're gonna have to give him a disguise so he won't be noticed so easily." King Web said.
"Ok Daddy." Both of the girls said in unison.
The trio were about to leave before the Kai was called by the King.
"Kai."
"Yes your Majesty."
King Web then approached Kai at blinding speed until he looked him in the eye.
"If you do anything stupid with my little girls… especially Willow I will have your head mounted on my wall while it stares at your carcass as it gets eggs layed inside of it. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes…." Kai whimpered.
"Good you may go." He said.
Kai then hurried out of the room and gasped for air once he was out.
"Note to self: Don't EVER… piss of your so called future father in law."
He thought to himself.
Authors Note: And that's Chapter. a few more stuff. Of course there's the non-mobtalker characters I added Skreel, Haze, Fang, and Andrei. They are going to be prince's for the story of course since I can't have Yaebi all alone as the only prince. The guy needs friends so why no add four prince's in the story.