Disclaimer: unfortunately I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, nor do they endorse this story.

Haruhi went home to grab her wallet and saw herself in the mirror. She had love bites all over her neck, shit. If I'm supposed to be a guy that's not very attractive how do I explain those? Shit what about dad?

To calm herself she quickly stripped and hopped in the shower. It felt good to get the drying cum off her chest. After a thorough scrubbing she finally got out and dried herself, when she walked from the bath across the hall to her room she caught a glance of herself in the full body mirror they kept in the hallway.

Her naked body was decorated with hickies left by Kyoya's loving mouth. She gasped aloud when she saw the inside of her thighs, there were red marks everywhere and she blushed at the memory of his tongue stroking her.

Haruhi changed her bra and under shirt but kept the same pants and ugly sweater, so what, I was pretty tired this morning I suppose. I still cannot believe just because I was dressed like this that everyone mistook me for a boy. Now I'm kind of insulted. Well you know what? I could care less if they recognize me as a girl or as a boy, so long as they don't mind doing me either way I suppose.

She went to get the few items on their list. Hmm coffee, they have a sale on instant coffee I'll just get that. And so went the next twenty minutes of her life, searching for the best sale on what they wanted. They were giving out free samples of mechanical pencils to support a local electronics store.

When Haruhi returned to the club room it was packed with girls. Kyoya only had a few customers and for the majority of the time he was on the computer. He was constantly forcing a smile and adjusting his glasses like he was annoyed or had been inconvenienced in some way.

Suddenly the boy Kyoya had called Tamaki saw her and bade her to come over to him. He was surrounded by girls, one of them in particular looked especially hostile towards Haruhi as she came nearer. The girl's smoldering grey eyes were slightly veiled by her deep mahogany red hair.

"Did you get everything on our list little piglet?" He asked Haruhi.

Little piglet? Is that the best he can do? Sad, I may have to give him a poor performance when he asks for one. "Yeah," she let him look through the bag and he pulled out the coffee she had bought.

"What kind of coffee is this? I've never seen this brand before, is it the kind that's already ground?" Tamaki asked her.

"What are you talking about? It's instant coffee."

"It's instant?" A chorus of girls asked, a group was beginning to form.

"Woah, I've heard of this before! Its commoners coffee. You just add hot water!"

"I didn't know there was such a thing."

"So it's true then, commoners are so poor they don't even have enough free time to grind their own coffee beans." One girl said.

"Commoners are pretty smart," she heard Kyoya's cool voice from behind her. He was so close to her it made her shiver.

"One hundred grams for three hundred yen?" Hikaru said astonished.

"That's a lot less than we usually pay." Kaoru followed his brothers lead.

"I'll go back and get something else; excuse me for not buying you guys expensive coffee." Haruhi sighed.

"No I'll keep it, I'm going to give it a try. I will drink this coffee!" Tamaki said and everyone started to clap for him except for Kyoya and Haruhi. "Haruhi get over here and make some of this commoner's coffee for us."

Haruhi felt Kyoya's hand brush across her ass before he followed Tamaki across the room. Just that simple touch had her rooted to the spot for a moment and she heard the girl from earlier talking to herself. "Oh Tamaki, now you've taken the joke too far. Your palate won't be able to stomach that crap. You don't have to drink it just because he bought it." She turned and seemed to just realize that Haruhi was standing there. "Oh sorry, I was talking to myself."

Okay she really doesn't like me. But what did I ever do to her?

Haruhi went over and poured a spoonful of the coffee into each cup and then added water on top. Why do I have to do this? It extremely simple, can't they figure out how you make it by looking at the instructions?

"Let the tasting begin!" Tamaki announced.

The girls all started to say some kind of nonsense about the coffee.

"I'm a little scared to drink this stuff."

"I'm afraid that if I drink this, my dad will be mad at me."

To that Tamaki responded, "what if I let you drink it from my mouth?" He had bowed her over gently supporting her back with his face just inches from hers.
"Well then I would drink it." The girl responded breezily. And the fan girls went wild.

Haruhi sighed and started to do her job of serving guests and so on. She filled a teapot full of instant coffee because the boys all seemed to love it.

But Haruhi was getting bored none of the guys were even looking to her, apparently this would be really boring until more people found out. So she huddled in a corner and started on her homework since none of the boys seemed to need her at the time. After a bit Haruhi became stuck on a really difficult calculus problem, and of course that was when the coffee she had made for the guys ran out and Tamaki came to tell her to make more.

Haruhi stood up, grudgingly leaving her work behind, and went into the back room to boil more hot water. In few minutes it was ready and she poured the water into the two teapots she had already prepared. She had thought ahead and made two so that she would have more time to finish her homework. Haruhi set one pot onTamaki's table and the other on the twin's table. But when she returned to her homework her book bag was gone.