*Jon's POV*
Oh my god. She's going to sing. My wife is going to sing. As much as I should feel awesome about this, somehow I know she's up to something. Speaking of "up", watching her ass sway as she crosses the room to the DJ isn't doing me any favours. Still, at least if I stay sitting down the whole world won't be aware of my problem. Unlike Colby. Poor dude has had his flashed all around the world, and screenshot thousands of times. I heard that people were surprised it was Colby and not me. Truth is, I'm not that dumb. I feel someone staring at me and glance across at Lora. Nope, not her, she's too busy concentrating on not falling up the steps. Whoops, she nearly went, good recovery though. That leaves only one person. I glance sideways at the bar. Yep, suspicions confirmed. Renee is blatantly staring at me. She needs to stop. Lora already wants to black her eyes.
Dolph nudges me and I look at him quickly. "Any idea what your wife has planned?" he asks. I shake my head. "Do you?" I ask. He shrugs. "It's an alternative to hitting the Canadian one" he says finally. "But I don't know what song it is." I nod, looking back at Lora as she takes the microphone. The music starts and I frown as she smirks. "Gloria?" I ask Dolph. He shrugs again. "Like I said dude" he says. "Lora knows what she's doing." I nod and sit back in my seat. I still can't work out what Gloria has to do with getting one over on Renee though. Naturally, my wife reveals her master plan just as I take a mouthful of Jack. I can't hold it in. I spit it everywhere as Denise and Dolph both look at me, laughing at Lora. She's awesome. She's not singing "Gloria" at all. She's substituted the words. Gloria is now Renee Young. And it fits so well! I smile at Dolph and Denise and chance a glance at Renee. Her face is white, her fists clenched, but there's nothing she can do as Lora sings and the whole bar slowly turns to look at Renee. Oh, this is gonna be so good!
Renee Young, you're always on the run now.
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow.
I think you've got to slow down, before you start to blow it.
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it
You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
All the voices in your head calling, Renee Young?
Renee Young, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Renee Young
Renee Young (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
All the voices in your head calling, Renee Young?
A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Renee Young, how's it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon
And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
All the voices in your head calling, Renee Young?
Renee Young, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Renee Young
Renee Young (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Renee Young?
Honestly, she should release that as a single. The backing needs work, still says Gloria, but wow! How she got that to fit I will never know. I grin as she hands the microphone back to the DJ and makes her way back to me. She can't get through the crowd of people waiting for her, so I make my way down to her. Renee has disappeared. I turn and catch her running out of the bar alone. She had to wait for everyone to stop looking at her before she could make her getaway. Lora runs to me finally and I pick her up. "You're amazing!" I yell over the cheers. She's snatched from me before she can say anything, hoisted high on Dolph and hunter's shoulders. "And that" Hunter says loudly. "Is how you deal with bullies who try to ruin your marriage!" Lora grins and runs to me again as they put her down. "Hey Ambrose!" she yells above the cheers. "Take me to bed or lose me forever!" Who am I to argue? I pick her up and kiss her softly as I carry her back to the table. She gulps her drink down in one, grimacing at the burn as the jack gets into her system. Denise grins at her as she slams the glass back down on the table. "Somehow" she says. "I don't think you're gonna be hearing anything from a certain Ms Young for a while! Nicely done Lora! Now get back to the hotel, you two need some time alone." I nod and hold Lora's hand as we walk out of the bar.
"Nicely done Lora" Renee spits as we walk outside. I turn around slowly. She's leaning against a wall, clearly drunk out of her mind. "I bet you think you've won, don't you?" she asks quietly. Lora grins. "Renee" she says softly. Yeah, softly. My wife is showing compassion for my stalker. "Do yourself a favour. Give up. Admit defeat. Jon isn't yours. He never was. He never will be. My contract is up in eight months. Eight months, Renee. And then we're starting our family. There is no time, nor space, for you in our lives. This ends now. No more arguments, no more stalking him, no more photo ops. The end." She grabs my hand and starts pulling me away. Have I said how much I love this woman? I let her pull me back to the hotel, shutting all thoughts of the world and Renee Young out of my mind as soon as the door closes behind us.