"You stand before a captain of the guard Ser Dereq of Oldtown, state thine name and beeswax" said the captain,
Andros then looked to his shackles and his friends', he knew if he makes a mistake in the interrogation it could mean the end for the life of his, and his companions, so he responded "My name is Yorma, from the noble House Therswallows, in other words you mother is a whore, and my beeeeeswax here is to tell your shity king that Incesteros is quite proud of him, but requests that your grace cut the horseshit at once".
"I have to be honest, I did not expect that, it was somewhat amusing, for that you and your friends have a choice; A, you are sent to The Wall, or B, you die, your choice".
"How about secret option C?, you let us go, and all kinds of harm will come to you?".
"How about I just kill you right now?", the captain pointed at an archer "You, kill the smart mouth". The archer drew his bow, and shot the arrow aiming for Andros' forehead, Andros caught the arrow, broke it on the tip, threw the pointy end to the captain's eye, Andros reached for his balls where he had a smoke bomb hidden there, for future inconvenients of course.
The room was filled with smoke, it was then when the trio undid their shuckles, fought off some guards, and reached for their weapons, four soldiers charged at the trio, Oscur reached his club and swinged it as fast wind, and as strong as falling castle debris. the four soldiers flew backwards a couple meters.
As they exited the building they were at, they beheld before them probably the entire city guard at their doorstep, a huge gate at their right suddenly opened, at the other side was a girl about nine and ten, she yelled "Hurry this way, this way is freedom". the trio stared at each other, and ran towards the girl, of course all the guards followed them as if they had the last bottle of wine in the world, as they passed the gate, the girl closed it, quickly Andros pulled another surprise from his balls, and threw two bombs at the gates, quickly the gates burst in flames, but by the time the guards were through, the escapees were long gone.