"Our friends have all hooked up." Francis sighed as he and Arthur watched the two couples during the picnic.
Antonio was trying to handfeed Lovino which only served to make the Italian messy and angry.
Matthew had curled up in to Gilbert's side; they even discussed getting a house together that would probably be outside of the nudist colony since Gilbert had a rule about not dating nudist's since Elizabeta left him, and Matthew was much too shy to handle being a nudist.
"I am not going out with you, because our friends are dating." Arthur grumbled.
"Would you consider going out with me for any other reason." Francis had started off with his perverted, French laugh before he decided to say that.
"Hell no." Arthur murmured in reply as he watched Lovino smack Antonio away, and pointedly ignored both Francis and the kissing couple that was Gilbert and Matthew.
"Not even if I said that I love you?" Francis asked.
"Yes, because no one should trust a perverted frog like you." Arthur grumbled.
Francis teased his hand down Arthur's stomach which resulted in a painful slap, and a blushing Arthur though whether it was out of anger or embarrassement could be debated.
"Now, do you see why I can't trust you, Frog?" Arthur sounded like he was scolding a child except for his last word which was laced with venom.
"Non." Francis shook his head.
Before Arthur could retort, someone else spoke.
"Please try to get along as your unawesome fighting is getting in the way of Birdie and I's awesomeness." Gilbert spoke up which meant that he had stopped kissing his Canadian boyfriend long enough to complain.
"I wish that Arthur and I could be doing other things right now, but sadly he manages to miss my French charm." Francis grumbled.
"You don't have any." Arthur retorted.
"I am very charming." Francis exclaimed, affronted.
"You are probably riddled with various diseases from sleeping around so much." Arthur pointed out.
"I am not. I am very careful, and I don't sleep around as much as you think." Francis sniffed in his irritation.
"You probably only decided to pursue after your friends decided not to sleep with you." Arthur argued back.
"I did no such thing. I didn't ask them since I value their friendship so much." Francis exclaimed in his frustration.
"Take your sexual frustration elsewhere." Lovino grumbled, seemingly fed up with their arguing.
"It is not sexual frustration." Arthur grumbled with a red, hot blush.
"Let's." Francis murmured, ignoring Arthur's complaint.
"May I kiss you?" Francis asked when they were much farther away from the picnic.
"No." Arthur started to walk back the way they came from.
Francis sighed, but followed the other back any way.