A/N:I could not resist in writing what will be a little two shot! It falls into the "So No One" world - and is set just after Mikki has moved to New York.
As you would have seen already, she when got there moved into the apartment that she is still currently in, in the main story.
However when she did get to New York, the two rooms were already taken up by Puck and Santana, who were married by this time; and also Blaine.
So really in essence there is no room for Mikki as you will see in this. Which leads to this one shot, where the apartment across the hall, which came to know as Blaine and Sam'sand then just Sam's, becoming available; and who will apply for it.
This was kind of fun to write, for two reasons - firstly because it's always so much fun to go back and do these kind of things, and secondly because I get to write a bickering Blaine and Mikki; who basically just tease and annoy one another! (And let's face it if you have ever read any of my other stuff, and the main story, you know why that is!)
So this is basically just a fun little one shot in the verse and I really hope you like it!
Leave a review and let me know what you think, and if there are any more one/two shots you
would like for me to do within it!
Love to you all,
KJ xoxoxo
Blaine Anderson, armed with the pizza he had collected on the way home from work; walked up the stairs of the apartment block that he lived in and where he shared said apartment with two of his friends, from college; Noah Puckerman and Santana Lopez, who for just over the past year, had been married.
Even though they were now married, they hadn't kicked Blaine out of the apartment the three of them had shared since moving to New York a few years prior, all knowing how hard it was to find reasonable and decently priced living areas in the city that never slept.
Getting up to the door of apartment 20, he noticed that the neighbor across the hall, an annoying single middle aged man, by the name of Sandy Ryerson; was pulling in what looked to be ready to assemble cardboard boxes.
Sandy looked at him as Blaine got his keys out of his pocket and went to open the apartment door.
"You're not having a party are you?" asked Sandy, seeing that Blaine had three boxes of pizza.
"No, these are for me and my roommates" replied Blaine.
"Hmm, well keep it down in there will you" said Sandy.
"We will try our best" replied Blaine, with a laugh.
"Doubt that, the Latina is always loud and rude" replied Sandy. "I'll be glad to leave this apartment block"
"Ohh you're leaving" said Blaine, sarcastically.
"Yes, my mother is very ill so I am moving back in with her" replied Sandy.
"Well I guess no other woman would ever want to live with you" replied Blaine, with a laugh as he opened the door.
Sandy glared at him. "I have an online girlfriend, I will have you know"
"Hmm" replied Blaine, with a nod. "And I'm sure they're who they say they are as well"
Sandy looked at him and just scoffed, grabbing the remaining cardboard boxes and dragged them into his apartment and closed the door with a loud bang.
Blaine laughed to himself and walked into his apartment, shutting the door behind.
"Pizza is here" said Blaine, as he walked over to the coffee table and put the boxes down on it; knocking Mikki's feet off the table in the process. "And feet do not belong on the table"
Mikki Kapowski, who was Puck's younger cousin and just recently graduated from college, was temporarily staying at the apartment and sleeping on the sofa; looked at him.
"Well you're in my bedroom" she replied
"And you're sleeping in my living area" said Blaine.
"Man, what are you two bitching about now" said Santana, as she came out of the bedroom she and Puck shared.
"He started it" said Mikki, pointing to Blaine.
"He started it" mocked Blaine, back at her.
Mikki glared at him.
"Qué chingados, you two are like a bitter old married couple" said Santana.
"Chinga usted" replied Mikki.
"Hmm, impressive. Puck and Anderson, never know what I am saying when I speak Spanish" replied Santana, with a laugh.
"Well that's because I took French and Italian in school" replied Blaine.
"And Puck slept through most of Spanish class, I'm sure" replied Mikki, with a laugh; as Santana nodded her head in agreement.
The apartment door opened again and Puck walked inside. "Ryerson, just thought he would let me know that his girlfriend is very real"
Blaine laughed. "Is he still on about that?"
"What I want to know why even tell me" said Puck, as he put his bag down and took his jacket off hanging it up on the hook and then headed over to where the others were.
"Because apparently he's moving back in with his mother" said Blaine.
"You're kidding me right, he's moving back with his mom at his age?" asked Santana.
Blaine shook his head. "Nope, I saw him moving in packing boxes, and apparently he's moving"
"In with his mother" said Santana with a laugh, as she sat in one of the arm chairs and opened one of the pizza boxes and grabbed a slice.
"She's sick, supposedly" replied Blaine, with a shrug of the shoulders as he went over to the fridge and opened it. "Who wants beer?"
"Yeah, thanks man" said Puck as he took the other arm chair in the living space.
"Please" replied Santana.
"Mikki Mouse, you want one?" asked Blaine, with a laugh.
"Call me that again, and you will be retrieving your beer bottle from your ass" replied Mikki.
"Hmm, no I think what you are meant to say is, yes Blaine I would like a beer thank you" he replied.
Mikki turned and glared at him. "Bring me over a beer, or I will shave off your eyebrows when you are sleeping"
"Do it, do it" said Santana, with a laugh.
"Do what?" asked Mikki, turning to her.
"Shave them off" replied Santana, with a smile. "Maybe then they will grow back normal"
"Oh bite me Santana" said Blaine, as he came over with four bottles of beer and handed one to Puck and then Santana.
"Beer, Anderson" said Mikki.
"Please" replied Blaine.
Mikki rolled her eyes. "Please"
"See that wasn't so hard now was it" replied Blaine, as Mikki took the beer from him, and he sat on the sofa next to her.
"So if your across the hall neighbour is moving" said Mikki, as she grabbed a slice of pizza from one of the boxes. "Then that means his apartment will be up for rent soon"
"I'm guessing so" said Puck, and looked over to Santana. "We should consider applying for it"
"Why?" asked Santana. "WE have a perfectly nice apartment here already"
"Well it's just we're married and I would like to think one day that we can have our own place" replied Puck.
"Sure, but I am not moving into the crap apartment across the hall" said Santana. "It's too small and has absolutely no view"
"So it will probably be cheap then" said Puck.
"Not moving. End of discussion" said Santana.
"If anyone should be the one to consider moving, it should be me" said Mikki.
"You're right, it should be" replied Blaine, as he ate a slice of pizza also.
Mikki glared at him. "Well it's not like I was going to be here permanently anyway, it was just until I could find a place of my own, and now since I have work, I can afford one"
"And it is right across the hall from me, so it's kind of perfect" said Puck.
"Yeah dad would be happy to know that I am least being kept an eye on here in New York" said Mikki, with a laugh.
"So you're going to apply for it" said Santana.
Mikki looked at her and nodded. "Sure, I don't know really what it is like inside, but guessing it can't be that bad"
"It's not really, just smaller and less space" said Santana.
"Hmm" replied Mikki, as she grabbed another slice of pizza. "I might go and have a chat with the building super tomorrow. What's his name again?"
"Ken" replied Puck.
"Okay, I will go and speak with Ken tomorrow" said Mikki.
"I think I might as well" said Blaine.
"Might as well what?" asked Santana.
"Speak with Ken" replied Blaine.
"Why?" asked Mikki.
"Well I don't want to be living with Santana and Puck forever" said Blaine.
"And what you're thinking that you will apply for the apartment that I want to apply for" said Mikki.
"It's not yours yet is it" said Blaine.
Mikki glared at him.
"No, but you already have a room and a bed" replied Mikki. "I sleep on a sofa"
"So that's not my problem" replied Blaine.
"Here's an idea then" said Santana.
"What?" asked Mikki, looking to her.
"You both move into the apartment across the hall, if you get it" replied Santana.
"Live together" said Mikki with a laugh. "You can't be serious right now"
"And there is no way in hell, I'd want to live with Mikki" said Blaine.
Mikki looked at him and laughed. "And you think I want to be living with you. I'd rather room with the gorillas at the zoo"
"Well why don't you" replied Blaine.
Mikki glared at him.
"Hmm, I don't know if I'd want to live with anything that kind of resembles you" she replied.
"Okay seriously you two" said Puck, looking to him. "Just stop the arguing"
Santana laughed as she grabbed another slice of pizza. "Aww I think it's kind of cute, they argue as I said to him, like some old married couple"
"Besa mi culo, puto" replied Mikki, glaring at Santana who in turn just laughed again.
"Ignoring Mikki swearing at Santana in Spanish right now" said Blaine. "I think there is only one solution for this apartment debacle"
"And is that you getting the hell away from it and leaving me to apply for it" said Mikki, looking to him.
Blaine shook his head. "We flip for it"
"Flip for it?" asked Mikki.
"Yeah, whoever wins gets to apply for it, and the other person can't" replied Blaine.
"That does seem reasonable" said Puck.
"Hmm, so the loser then stays here, I'm guessing" said Mikki.
Blaine nodded, and looked to Puck and Santana. "That is if it's okay with the two of you"
"Fine by me" replied Santana. "Means I get my sofa back"
"I've got no problem with it" said Puck.
"Okay then" replied Blaine, grabbing a coin out of his pants pocket.
"Heads" said Mikki, with a smile.
"I didn't say call it yet" said Blaine, looking at her. "And what makes you think I didn't want heads as well"
"Hmm, doesn't matter too late" replied Mikki. "Already said I want it"
"Fine" replied Blaine, making a fist and placed the coin on and went to flick it up.
"Hold on a sec, this isn't fair" said Mikki, quickly grabbing the coin.
"Hey excuse me, that's mine" said Blaine.
"Oh I'm not stealing your money" replied Mikki, looking at him.
"Then give it back" said Blaine.
Mikki shook her head. "I think so this is fair, that Puck should be the one to flip the coin"
"Makes sense, he's impartial" said Santana, as she grabbed another slice of pizza.
"And won't cheat" said Mikki, looking at Blaine.
"I wouldn't cheat" replied Blaine.
"Yeah, right" replied Santana, with a mouth full of pizza.
"Just give it here Mik" said Puck, holding out his hand. "If it stops having to listen to the two of your argue with one another all the time, then I am all for one of you getting the apartment across the hall"
"Thank you" replied Mikki, as she handed Puck the coin.
"Heads, Mikki applies, tails Blaine applies" said Puck, looking to the two of them. "Got it"
"Yep" replied Blaine.
"Uh huh" said Mikki.
"Okay" replied Puck and flipped the coin, caught it and then slapped on to the back of his hand.
He looked at it, then looked at Blaine and Mikki and smiled and then looked back to the coin.
"Well what is it?" asked Mikki.
"Tails" replied Blaine, looking at his cousin.
"Damnit" said Mikki.
"Alright" said Blaine, with a smile and then looked to Mikki. "Sorry loser"
Mikki glared at him and elbowed him in the side with her arm.
"Oww, gees woman" said Blaine.
"So you get to apply for the apartment, good for you" said Mikki.
"Yep, which means I hopefully won't have to look at your ugly face much longer" said Blaine.
"Ohh you're so funny" replied Mikki.
"Okay seriously, no more insults" said Puck.
Mikki and Blaine looked to him.
"Fine, but I am only saying yes, because I get the apartment" said Blaine, in a sing song voice.
Mikki just rolled her eyes and grabbed another slice of pizza and Puck chucked Blaine back his coin and the four of them continued to eat the rest of the pizza and talk.
End Note: There was two not so subtle Glee characters there from the very first season mentioned. Sandy and Ken - I think at this point I have included pretty much every single major/minor character (expect for one or two) into this world!
The second and 'final' part will be up soon - where we see that of the apartment becoming the solely of Mikki's and just how and why that came about.
Anyway, let me know what you thought of this one - and I will be back soon with hopefully this and also some more stuff!
Lots of love,
KJ xoxoxo