It started off as an ordinary day but somehow Clint and Natasha found themselves in Las Vegas. They swore they weren't drunk though, Natasha was banned from drinking seeing as she was around three months pregnant and Clint was banned from drinking because Natasha had said so and he wanted to be alive for his childs birth...

Earlier in the day Clint and Natasha had been talking, mostly about the future and what they were going to do when their baby came. Then Clint had brought up the subject of marriage, saying he felt it was only right he and Nat got married now that she was pregnant.

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Earlier On

"So what,you want to marry me out of some sort of duty because you knocked me up Clint? You want our child to be normal and grow up with a mummy and daddy who are legally joined, is that it? Well guess what Clint this kid is never going to be normal, so there's no need for you to marry me, got it?" Natasha ranted, sounding quite pissed off at Clint, though he liked to think it was pregnancy hormones.

"No listen to me Nat, I'm not going to marry you because of some sense of duty you think I possess. Hell Nat you know I don't do things by the book." Clint replied in his usual Clint manner.

"Well we can't exactly have some big white wedding, I mean that would never work out."

"Then we shouldn't, we're technically assassins, so we should do what assassins do best, vanish..."

"Are you saying what I think you are?"

"We're going to Vegas baby!".

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And that conversation was how Clint and Natasha found themselves standing in a Las Vegas chapel with two random people off of the street witnessing them being married by Elvis Presley. That's right Elvis Presley (probably not the real Elvis though!).

"Alrighty, you may now kiss ya bride!" 'Elvis' drawled in an overly fake sounding accent.

Clint leaned in and gave Natasha a soft kiss on the lips and that was how Clint and Natasha woke up the next morning as Mrs and Mr Barton!

AN- Okay I'm seriously annoyed at age of Ultron and what they did with Clint and what happened with Quicksilver... Anyways please review I'd love to hear your opinion!