A.N. MerryAnchor16 asked me: 'Perhaps a soppy, cuddly Zoro next?' This turned out a little silly too, I think… Well I hope everyone will enjoy it! Don't forget to that you can leave a request at what kind of drunk Zoro could be! :}

"Aw, your eyebrow is so cute when you frown!"

Sanji looked over at Zoro who was lying on the floor right beside the couch he was sitting on. He raised an eyebrow. "What are you saying Marimo? You usually insult me 'bout it." Zoro giggled. 'Wait! Zoro giggled? Since when this moss head giggles?!' Sanji looked at his lover a little shocked, but with concern in his eyes. "Zoro, are you alright?"

Green eyes pierced Sanji's blue ones. "Perfectly fine. Sanji."

Zoro started play with the edge of cook's pants. "You sure? You act… Strangely."

The green haired man pouted. "You… You… You don't want me anymore?"

Sanji got confused. "No, no! Of course I want you! Don't talk stupidly! Where did that came from?"

Zoro's pout disappeared and instead a lost expresion appeared. "You said that I act strangely, I thought that you won't want me anymore 'cause I'm too different."

The cook ruffled hair of the man in his lap. "I won't do that, it doesn't matter if you start acting strangely time to time, we're human after all." 'Man, I'm starting to talk to him like he's a kid, or something.'

Zoro grinned and pushed himself on the blonde's lap, his arms were on cook's legs and he put his head on them, his legs were still on the ground and the position looked uncomfortable. "Will you kiss me?" Sanji felt his jaw drop. 'The fuck! Since when does Zoro asks to be kissed?! He usually kisses me anytime he wants!' "Pretty please?" Sanji thought that his eyes will pop out. 'Am I going mad? Zoro never says 'pretty please?'!' he looked at the green eyes that were staring at him with hope and sighed. 'Well fuck this strange Marimo, I'm going to kiss him.'

So he leaned closer and kissed that drunk bastard, the kiss was slow and lazy, but the nevertheless passionate. But as soon as they parted Zoro's eyes closed, he slumped on the cook's lap and began silently snore. Sanji shook his head with a gentle smile on his lips. "Idiot Marimo."

A.N. Well this is short. Sorry!