A.N. Another one! It's pretty easy to think of what kind of drunk Zoro could be so far, but you can always leave request if you think of another one! :} Please review!

Horny drunk

Sanji felt Zoro's hand creep towards his lap. He grabbed the hand and looked at its owners green eyes. His eyes narrowed. "What are you doing Marimo?"

Zoro snickered and wrapped his other, forgotten hand around cook's neck and brought it closer for a quick kiss. Some of their friends giggled other simply ignored obvious lover's behavior. Their long nosed friend smiled with a mischievous grin. "It would be better if you two just went and found a room."

Sanji glared at his curly haired friend with a deadly look in his eyes. Usopp swallowed hard. "Um, it's getting late and Zoro's drunk and I maybe thought that you would be sleepy?" He stuttered with a weak voice.

Sanji wanted to say something to Usopp for meddling in other people's business, but before he could he felt that the hand he released during the kiss achieved its goal and now was rubbing his crotch. He quickly pushed the hand away and again glared at his boyfriend. "You better stop this, now."

Zoro grinned and wrapped his hand around Sanji's waist quickly pulled him into his lap and kissed him passionately. "Don't wanna."

Sanji's face now was bright red and he pushed himself out of his lover's lap. "You better do, what's the point for going to meet our friends if you get drunk first and start acting like this!"

The green haired man took the cook's hand and kissed it gently, he knew that it will confuse the hell out of Sanji and loved doing it even more. "Like what?"

The blonde blushed and gesticulate towards both of them. "Like this!"

Zoro grinned more widely. "Be more precise, love-cook, I don't get what are you saying."

The blush on Sanji's face became crimson red and he thought for a minute exactly like what Zoro was acting like. Then his face lit up. "Like a horny teenager!"

Zoro looked at his curly brow stunned, but after a second burst into laughter. "Really cook?" Zoro laughed more, but then completely different expression appeared on his face, a lusty one. "Will you let this teenager to show how horny you get him?"

Sanji's cheeks became impossibly red and he let his eyes down. Zoro took that as a yes, so he stood up, waved their friends and quickly dragged Sanji out of the bar, the night is still young and there's a shit load of stuff he wants to do while it lasts.

A.N. Hope you liked it! Feel free to leave requests! :}