A.N. '…how about making Zoro a clumsy drunk? (Cuz that's exactly how I am when I'm drunk xD I say the first thing that comes to my mind, stumble over everything and won't admit that I'm drunk)' Yep, this is my prompt, it's pretty easy (well it seemed for me that way), so I got an idea for it quickly :}. (I received this prompt from South Boy)

Clumsy Drunk

Zoro's fingers slipped through the dewy glass and the drink he was taking fell on the floor shatering the glass in pieces. "Oh Shit! Sorry!"

He started picking up wet glass pieces, but pale fingers stopped him. "Don't. you will only cut your hands."

The green haired man looked up at the blonde he came to this bar with. "Um, uh, okay…"

Sanji shook his head. "It is okay, the glasses are slippery…"

They asked for a broom and tidied up the floor, Zoro paid for the broken glass and bought a bottle of bear, he's not risking with glass again. He went to the seat he and Sanji were sitting and sat back into his place, his cheeks were still a little red from embarrassment. To Sanji it was quite amusing to see cop like this, he certainly didn't resemble that self-confident and a little cocky man who asked him out…

Sanji could already feel tipsy, so he stopped drinking, while Zoro looked completely drunk 'Maybe he didn't asked me on a date, but for a simple drink 'cause he wanted to have a drinking partner? Moss-head never said this was a date…' Ever since they came here Zoro didn't show anything that would mean more than just buddies drinking and the blond couldn't help, but feel uneasy that maybe this moron in front of him didn't invite him to a date…

"You look good tonight..."

Sanji's eyes widened and he looked at the green haired man in front of him, Zoro had his hands cover his mouth and it was pretty obvious he blurted it out without thinking. 'Maybe looking all confident and cool, he actually didn't have the courage to properly ask me on a date…?'

"Sorry!"

Chef unconsciously let out a sigh and tilted his head as he leaned on his arm. He watched Zoro take his hands from his thin, but pink lips. Sanji let out another sigh, only this time he knew he was doing it, he really wanted to know how those lips taste…

The blonde turned his eyes away from Zoro's face as he felt a little blush appear on his cheeks, alcohol was really starting to hit him. Sanji finished his drink in one go (he doesn't waste food, alcohol is not an exception). "I think I'm going home, I have work tomorrow afternoon."

Zoro nodded and stood up toppling down the chair he was sitting on, he looked at the chair behind him, sighed like there's nothing he can do about it and looked back at blonde who was watching green haired policeman's every move with interest. "I will walk you home, I'm the one who took you out."

Sanji grinned. "You're just afraid of getting lost, right? My apartment is next to your job, so you're thinking that you will get home faster from familiar place."

The blonde laughed as his teasing made policeman blush a little more than he already was, but Zoro said nothing and only placed the chair back to its place.

They walked to Sanji's apartment in silence, the air outside was cold and the sky was clear. Sanji started to feel better as fresh air started circulating through his system. When they reached blonde's apartment door an awkward silence fell between them.

Then, suddenly, Zoro's face became serious and he closed the small distance that was between him and his affection and kissed Sanji. His lips were warm and demanding and blonde gladly accepted the tongue that was asking for entrance to his mouth. Of course he didn't give the dominance to the green haired man, what was the fun in that?

Zoro's mouth tasted like dark chocolate – biter, but sweet, Sanji put his hand in short green Zoro's hair and pressed him closer, the kiss felt too good to be broken any time soon. In return Sanji felt strong arms wrap around his waist and felt something fluttering in his chest.

After some time they did have to brake their kiss as the need for air won over them. They parted panting, placed their foreheads together and looked into each-other's eyes. "Wanna come inside?"

Sanji knew he was gambling, maybe Zoro did that in the heat in the moment? But the male in front of him only smirked. "I would gladly accept your offer, but maybe next time when we're both sober and I will be sure that you remember. Every. Single. Thing…"

The low, lustful tone that Zoro said those words in made a shiver go through Sanji's body, for some reason he couldn't wait for that 'next time'. Zoro kissed him again, this time it wasn't passionate kiss, it was a good bye one, green haired man pulled away from him, tucked Sanji's blond lock of hair behind his ear and put a peck on his cheek. "See you tomorrow."

"See ya."

Zoro turned away and Sanji watched him walk away, then suddenly Zoro stumbled over his own legs and almost fell down. But he managed to get his balance back, he stood at one place for some time and then started walking again. Sanji somehow managed not to start laughing and walked into his apartment with a smile on his lips 'Marimo knows what he's talking about…'

A.N. Yes this is the longest chapter I have written so far, but these are drabbles/one shots so I think it only made you happy. Hope you enjoyed! :}