A.N. So… I've been looking through my reviews, looking for prompts… and then I saw I missed one! I'm so sorry! This is gonna be yours, krito1389

"I have an idea... ok so... Zoro is completely wasted and when he is like that he always says the truth so the crew took advantage in that and starts asking personal questions ... Then suddenly someone asks: who do you like? Of course they never expected the answer... neither their cook... then the crew start asking things like what do you like the most about him... etc, just to mortify the cook."

Warnings: kind of canon, shounen ai, ZoSan.

Truthful Drunk

The crew had gathered to celebrate their successful defeat of Ceasar on the deck of Thousand Sunny when the impossible happened – Zoro got drunk. All that would have had to happen for the world to end would have been Nami getting drunk too, but luckily the orange haired woman refused to drink any of the weird alcoholic drink called saki from Kin'emon.

Back to the world breaking news – Zoro drank like five bottles of that thing before his cheeks became really pink and he drunkenly slurred that he's drunk. That of course caused a huge commotion and the whole crew plus the guests (except for Ceasar, he was their prisoner, after all) gathered around the tree Zoro sat at.

"Yohoho! How are you feeling Zoro-san?"

Zoro looked up at Brook. "Drunk ash I've never been before…"

"Whoa!" yelped Usopp. "You mean you've never been drunk before?"

"No."

Suddenly light appeared in Nami's eyes and her lips stretched into Cheshire Cat grin. "Say Zoro, can you promise us you will answer any question we will give you instead of ignoring them?"

The green haired man shrugged. "Shure.."

Nami's grins widened and everyone else watched the navigator to see what she would do next. "Let's start easy… where did you stay on those two years we all were apart?"

The swordsman grimaced. "At Mihawk's castle, that crazy man trained monkeys to be his guards!"

"Where do you stash your alcohol?" Sanji interrupted suddenly.

Zoro blinked confused. "In the Crow nesht, what do you need it for?"

The blond just laughed. "Now I will steal alcohol from you and see how you like it!"

The green haired swordsman nodded. "Okay."

"Hmm, say Zoro-" Nami said rubbing her chin. "What do you think of that chick that's always with Smoker? What's her name…?"

"You mean Tashigi?" Helpfully supplied Usopp.

"Yea!" Nami shouted while bringing her fist on her palm. "That's the one I was thinking about! So Zoro, what do you think of her?"

The said man scrunched his nose as if his nakama was asking about especially nasty. "She looksh and actsh ash my dead shishter, I don't know what to think of her."

For a moment the orange haired woman looks disappointed, then her face lights up again. "Let's try it this way – do you like someone in romantic way?"

Zoro closes his eyes and yawns. "Yea."

Before the crew's navigator could ask anything else, the black haired woman interrupts. "Maybe it's enough Navigator-san? You don't want to do something that would make our Bushido-san furious with you, ne?"

Nami waved her hand like she was waving away an annoying fly. "Don't worry, I doubt it's anyone on the crew, and it will be a nice thing to hold it over him if we ever meet that person."

"As you wish." Robin smiled. "Then I will be looking forward to see what kind of art your blood will create on our deck tomorrow…"

The other female stares at her companion and then shrugs. "Well then Zoro, who is it that you like romantically?"

"Shit cook."

Confused Nami turns towards Sanji to see what he had done only to see him standing, doing nothing specific while leaning on the railing and listening to their conversation. "What did Sanji do?"

"He was competitive asshole who never turned down a challenge, never gave up and still managed to be kind, while also being really dumb." Zoro answered, surprisingly without any slur.

"Wait, wait, wait. You mean you like Sanji?!"

"Well yea, I've told you that already. He's also incredibly handsome."

Silence stretches through the deck until Luffy falls down on the deck laughing. "Shishishi! This is just great! Shishi!"

Most eyes turn to the resident cook to see his reaction only to find his face deepen in and possible shades of pink and red by every passing moment. "Don't look at me so weirdly! He's the one who said it!"

Usopp, finally stops laughing from when he followed Luffy on the floor and distracts everyone from the embarrassed cook. "Since when do you like Sanji?"

Zoro seems to be thoughtful for a moment. "Thriller Bark."

"Yohoho! A direct answer! Such courage Zoro-san!"

Brook was about to crack a skull joke when Nami finally got her bearings from the shock of learning of Zoro's love interest and decides to get a bit of revenge on Sanji for his dumb behavior. "What do you like the most about Sanji?"

"His high kicks, kindness and courage to never back down and always fight for his nakama."

Such serious answer kind of blew off Strawhats as they couldn't even laugh when their swordsman was so serious. "I think it's enough torture for your swordsman, don't you think so?" Law says as he stands up from his seat on an empty booze barrel. "We should go to our respectable beds and sleep the alcohol off."

Some of the crew members look around guiltily and start going their own ways. Robin picks up passed out Chopper and brings him to the infirmary bed to sleep, Nami slumps to the girl's quarters feeling slightly guilty of what would probably ensure tomorrow when Zoro realizes that he confessed. Usopp, Franky and Brook take a good luck around the deck, grimace and with united mind start clearing out the mess by picking up barrels, plates and empty bottles and bringing them to the kitchen where Sanji would know what to do with them.

Law goes straight to the men's quarters where he was given a bunk bed, Luffy trails after him like a loyal puppy, still fascinated with their temporary crew addition. Kin'emon and Momonosuke were apparently long since gone and all who were left on deck were tomato red colored Sanji and very laid back Zoro.

"So Marimo, what's that about you - liking me?" Mumbles Sanji as he bites into cigarette.

If the next day everything resumes as if Zoro never got drunk, then it certainly wasn't because now when fighting a certain green and blond haired men have this special spark in their eyes as they try to land hits in their own, special kind of courtship…