A.N. Decided you guys need something to read while I'm being busy… :D Hope you enjoy! ^-^

"Let's get both Zoro and Sanji drunk, Sanji flirty drunk (with like everyone) and Zoro paranoid drunk ("hey, i like your shirt zoro" "what's THAT supposed to mean?")" – Pokopen (guest)

'We Got Drunk Together!'

(Or Flirty and Paranoid Drunk Meet)

Sanji ran his hand through his boyfriend's chest watching with fascination how the ripples of the shirt straightened. "Zoro, I like you shirt…"

The chest under his arm froze. "Wha- what is that supposed to mean! You don't like my usual attire? Will I now have to wear shirts every day?!"

The blond leaned away to look into his lover's face with. "No, of course not darling, I just wanted to say you that this shirt makes you incredibly sexy~" He finished with a purr.

"Am I not sexy at other times? You're going to break up with me now, right? They say alcohol gives you courage and now you feel brave enough to nicely break the news for me?"

The blond furrows his eyebrows unhappily as another plan to get Zoro into his bed fails. "No, I only love you darling~"

For some reason Zoro looks even more upset and he bows his head. "Now you're confessing love – something is definitely suspicious… are you cheating on me and will leave me for that other person?"

"No, no, no!" Sanji rushes to explain. "I just want you… to pay attention to me, look me into eyes, kiss me…"

Sanji tries to have as sexy look as he possibly could when Zoro's eyes fall onto him, but instead of becoming lustful Zoro's eyes look like they're full of tears. "Last round of pity sex before you go? It would break my heart to do so…"

Losing all his patience the blond quickly straddles his boyfriend on their living room couch and burrows his hands in the green strands of hair. "You dumbass, I'm trying to get laid!"

Zoro's eyes widened comically. "So you are leaving me to get laid!"

Blond groaned feeling his patience run out with his moss-for-brains boyfriend. "Why do you have to be so attractive, but at the same time so dumb?" He leaned forward until his nose touched the other man's nose. "I'm trying to seduce you, not someone else, I'm not gonna leave unless you leave me first and even then I will try to get you back with all I have, so you better get a grip of that attitude or it's gonna be me and my hand tonight while you stay on the sofa!"

The green haired man blinked a couple of times after his boyfriend's rant until realization lit his face and he leaned up to kiss his lover. "Alright."

All warning Sanji had before he was flipped down on the sofa and deliciously ravished was a glint in Zoro's green eyes…