Chapter 4:
Meh burger:
Sonic went to Dave the intern who was sweeping the floor.
"hey! Tim!" said sonic.
"It's Dave." Corrected sonic.
"Yeah that too, so did I ever tell how much I hate you?" said sonic.
"Not really." Said Dave indifferent.
"Yeah I totally hate your guts, I make fun of you all the time! You should like totally try to destroy me!" said sonic.
"sorry, I am only an evil genius during weekends, come back next week" Said Dave.
"Oh fine." Said sonic before running away.
Next sonic went to Willy Walrus who was preparing explosives in near the warehouse.
"Hey not Rotor!" said sonic.
"It's willy" said willy.
"see I am so much of jerk I can't even remember your name, I never forgot Eggman's name!" said sonic.
"yeah, your point being?" asked willy.
"well you should try to destroy me!" said sonic.
"'I'll pass, I am only good at breaking in places, I am not even good to get out of them." Said willy.
"fine I'll look for someone else, but you don't know what you're missing!" said sonic before running again.
"this guy is totally in rebound, well time to brake in the bank and get a free lunch In prison." Said Willy before heading to the bank.
Near shadow's house:
Knuckles was still walking around, lost, with a rock tied on his back that he seemed to forget.
"well if I can't find a bathroom, I'll just do in nature!" he said, "but I don't want anyone to see me naked, I need to find somewhere where I am sure nobody will come…"
He looked around and saw a mountain.
"well I wouldn't look for a naked echidna there." Said knuckles before going heading to the mountain.
The Square:
Amy was still trying to convince Percy to play, but after all this time the bear had already destroyed most of the town so she started to get impatient.
"Okay Percy, I don't care if your grieving right now, If you don't play this STUPID flute, this STUPID bear is going to kill everyone and all because of this STUPID crying!" said Amy.
"you really can't swear can you?" asked percy.
"it's part of my contract" answered Amy. "now start playing and calm this bear." She looked at the time, the game would start soon.
"And hurry please." Said amy.
Percy nodded, and started playing.
Back to shadow and sticks:
After shadow was hit…
Wait no we are going to tails, I am sure you are far more interesting in what happened to him.
Back to tails:
"okay I need to think clearly, I can't move my hand or my legs. But maybe I can still spin my tails." Thought Tails.
He tried but it was no use.
"There has to be a way… I know! The growing ray!*"
(*see Episode 4)
"If I use the ray on the sand, it will stretch and make the hole bigger… I will be able to fly away, it's make total sense!"
"yeah I agree!"
"I am not thinking that I hear you!"
He put his plan on execution, He installed the growing ray in his bracelet earlier, All he had to do is movie his finger and… Bingo!
The hole grew larger and Tails managed to fly away.
"ha it really worked, can't believe it worked! Good thing this is passed on a cartoon."
he took off the stupid machine out of his eyes and ear and looked at his watch.
"it's nearly time for the game, I'll go to the warehouse after that."
Now (for real) to shadow and sticks:
So shadow got shoot on the back while protecting sticks.
"SHADOW!" yelled sticks.
"I… I…" said shadow.
"WHAT?!"
"I… feel nothing." Said shadow.
"… WAIT WHAT!"
"those aren't bullets, They are Darts!" said shadow.
"let me see," said sticks taking of the darts off shadow's back.
She examined it then smelled it.
"It's a tranquilizer dart." She said.
"well with all the experiments Dr Robotnik did on me, I am only half surprised they don't affect me." Said shadow.
"what do we do now?" asked one of the weasels.
"do we throw rock at them?" said another.
"no you idiots! We need the badger alive if we want our money!" said another one.
"hey guys I think the can hear us…" said Another one.
"and I heard enough!" said sticks throwing her boomerang and hitting the three of them.
"I didn't expect an attack from upside; If they had used real guns I wouldn't be here at this moment." Said shadow trying to reach the darts behind him.
"I should have expected it too, I guess lowered my defenses because of all the fun we were having." Said sticks helping shadow take off the darts.
"well they are not gonna get the jump on us again." Said shadow, "more a probably coming this way, let's go down stairs"
"why?" asked sticks.
"we are gonna turn their ambush into our own ambush."
In the ruins of The temple where lyric's was sealed*:
(* shadow destroyed it with the chaos blast in episode 2)
Sonic was searching in the ruins.
"Common! Mephiles! If you are alive it's time to take your revenge!" yelled sonic. "I am all alone, you could probably take me!"
Then he stopped and sat down.
"This is pathetic, I need someone to fight but Eggman is the only one I can count on for!" Thought sonic. "I should just go and apologies to him."
But before he could go, a massive sword was thrown at him and he could barely dodge, And the sword got planted in the earth.
Then he saw Eggman on his Lancebot getting down.
"I had time to think, since you don't take me as a treat I'll just have to Make you see that I am one!" said Eggman.
"also he searched all the island and could find no one else to find." Said Cubot.
"Remind me to dismantle you later." Said Eggman.
"I don't really have to remind him, right?" asked Cubot to Orbot's ear who nodded.
"Did you think that anybody else would be able to be your arch enemy, let me show you why I always win" Said sonic full of confidence.
He jumped on the other side of the sword, getting it out of the dirt. Then he took it and started spinning around right round like a record baby with it. Then let go if so it slashes eggman's robot in two, making Eggman fall in floor.
"Hah I am really good with swords." Said sonic.
"You finally fought for real!" said Eggman.
"and I still broke no sweat." Said sonic, "wait what time is it?"
"It's 18:40" said Orbot.
"It's almost time for the game, I better head home." Said sonic.
"enjoy this victory, Because next time I will be Victorious!" Said Eggman.
"Yeah as always." Said sonic before running off, a smile in his face.
Back to the square:
"It works!" said Amy.
The bear calmed down, and she went to him to change the station on the radio.
"and Finally about sports, first we'll talk about the big coconut hurl game that was…" But Amy shut down the radio before Sore the Eagle could finish and put music.
"Ah finally done, nice work percy." Said amy.
"I need to thank you, you helped a lot in my grieving process" said Percy.
"glad I could help." Said amy. "oh look at the time, I better go back to the Salade!"
"do you still need the blue flowers?" asked percy.
"… oh no I am good, I have another secret recipe." Lied amy.
"So you can I help you? I still have a lot to say about Tommy…" started Percy before getting cut by Amy.
"I wish really, but it's a secret recipe so it needs to stay a secret."
"oh I understand, I'll just go get Winnie in the forest." Said percy.
"yeah you do that." Said amy with a fake smile.
Once Percy was gone.
"it's nice to be nice but sometimes I have my limits!" she said.
Back To Shadow and sticks:
"guys are you here?" asked one of the weasels that just got up the mountain.
"were are they?" asked another.
"Maybe the jumped in?" suggested the other.
"yeah look those two aren't on the roof anymore." Said the first one.
"let's jump in, this obviously in no way a trap."
The both jumped in the roof, took up there stunt guns, and headed down stairs.
They started looking around and got into the living room.
Without them noticing. shadow, who was hidden besides the door, punched one of them and took his stunt gun, then proceed to shoot at the other.
"nice job!" said sticks, who was hiding in the closet. "now can you drop that? You look ridiculous with a gun."
"I am better without it anyways." Said shadow throwing the gun.
"after two teams, they probably figured out that we figured out that they figured out that we didn't figure out their attack." Said sticks.
"so they are gonna try another front assault." Said shadow.
"does that mean we'll use the defense system again?" asked sticks.
"they probably found a way around that, and we don't have time to think of something else, we are gonna have to go toe to toe with them."
A few minutes later:
Another army of weasels holding shields was getting closer to the house.
"well they didn't take forever this time." Said sticks.
"as I thought they found a way around the canon, Let's show them now that we don't need it!"
Due to the violence of the scene, we offer you instead this deleted gag from chapter 3, this joke was deleted because the other thought it was too vulgar and unfunny.
At shadow stronghold, while sticks and him were getting ready for the fight:
"Push harder shadow!" said sticks.
"you sure you can handle it?" asked shadow.
"Of Course I can! Now push harder!" said sticks.
"You asked for it!" said shadow pushing her deeper into the fire place.
"okay I put the bombs, you can late go now." Said sticks.
That horrible joke is now over, we can proceed.
After a longue fight, shadow and sticks were surrounded.
"well this is the end apparently," said shadow.
"It was a pleasure fighting at your side." Said sticks.
But the sonic contacted sticks.
"hey where are you? The game will almost start!" said sonic.
"oh really? I didn't see the time fly." Said shadow.
"shadow you're here too? What are you guys waiting for?" asked sonic.
"we'll wrap this up here and join you soon." Said sticks before shutting off her communicator.
"looks like fun time is over guys," said shadow to the weasels.
He started running and punching them one by one, while sticks was taking them out with her boomerang.
A bunch of them were tried to run.
At the top of the montain:
"oof finally up here!" said knuckles. "now I just need to…" but he tripped and started falling and rolling on the other side of the mountain. Where shadow's house was.
"Sticks, trampoline!" said shadow.
Sticks pressed a button and a trampoline raised from shadow's roof making knuckles fly high and fall right on the fleeing weasels with his rock.
"told you the trampoline would get handy." Said sticks.
After tying the weasels up, teleporting them to the police office and get a reward, then come back. Shadow teleported himself, knuckles and sticks (one of them at the time) to tails's house.
"hey guys," said sticks.
"Tails I'll be using your bathroom" said knuckles before heading there.
Everyone else was sitting on the Couche waiting for the game.
"this is sore the eagle reporting from the coconut hurl stadium!"
"finally!" said tails.
"and today we are finally gonna watch the game that was cancelled yesterday!"
"WHAT!" yelled everybody, even knuckles in the bathroom.
"As we all know, they players refused to play because of the funeral of their friend tommy."
"Seriously!" said amy.
"so we spent all the day avoiding spoilers for nothing!" said tails.
"well I don't know," said sticks. "shadow and I had fun."
"shadow and fun in the same sentence? That something new for me!" laughed sonic.
"also I helped percy in her grieving." Said amy.
"and I did learn to think out of the box." Said tails.
"and I learned the importance of my hate towards Eggman." Said sonic.
Then knuckles out of the bathroom.
"And by the end of the day, we are all together, with the game, the delicious potato salad, and the obnoxious commercials, and this is what really matters." Said knuckles.
"Yeah!" they all said.
"I do still wander, who changed the station on winnie's radio…" said amy.
Somewhere in the forest:
A black figure was holding in its hands the picture Amy got from the stone in the Echidnas Village*.
(*read episode 4)
"I wonder, what are your secrets?"