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-DRAGON AND FAMILIAR-

*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!*

My day got completely odd thanks to the invitation I had this morning. The cute Kohai that delivered me the message seemed to be popular too. And honestly a lot of people were weary for me to go there.

That is until they remembered I'm terrified of doing anything perverted nowadays.

I mean why shouldn't I? Eirin is bad enough, but Yuuka nearly killing me and... well there was one time Satori sicced Okuu and Rin at me. Brrr... Excuse me but no more open shows of perversity! No more!

Well at any rate I came to the building the Occult Research Club was in after classes. Well it's not like there's any other time for it. Anyways The Occult Research Club was kind of weird. It's an invite only club that only takes in members when it's club president, the lovely and hot Rias Gremory says so.

Which is pretty much non-existent.

The club despite becoming older has only a few token members and could be counted on one hand. The aforementioned Rias, her vice president Akeno, the prince of Kuoh Kiba, the kohai that gave me the invitation who was named Koneko and some... dude named Gasper a mysterious first year. The last one really is mysterious, in fact a lot of students don't even see hide or hair of said student.

In any case... apart from that the club rarely has any activities surprising enough. And honestly it's triggering my Gensokyo inherited paranoia... Ugh...

The building that houses the club does not help at all. In fact it's very reminiscent of The Scarlet Devil Mansion. A place that looks old and uninhabited, only to be lavishly furnished and beautiful on the inside.
Great now I'm getting nervous just by standing out of the clubroom doors.

"It's me Hyoudou, Issei! I've come because I was invited here!" I called out after knocking.

"Oh? Come in then!" A peppy and very enthusiastic, and somewhat alluring voice bade me in... I'm honestly confused, but I enter anyways. Once in I find...

...

Rias is also a fan of Touhou! Rias is also a fan of Touhou! Rias is also a fan of Touhou!

My comparison of the Scarlet Devil Mansion to this place and it being right is a coincidence! COINCIDENCE! ARRRGGHHHH!

...

Ehem... Err... Well the clubroom really really looks the part of The Scarlet Devil Mansion... Somewhat ancient outside and fancy inside. Though it somewhat looked the part of a room for the Occult Research Club. Then again so would parts of the Scarlet Devil Mansion... Ugh... My mind is going into circles. The recent attack on me is causing me to think of all sorts of bad scenarios...

Or maybe this is how Gensokyo hypnotises it's residents to stay there? Hmmm... No, considering Sanae is far from the Youkai hunting fanatic that she is from fan works... Though that time in UFO did not her points, even though the last time I saw the two together they were having fun. In fact Kogasa likes Sanae... Now that I think of it, she's also still soft spoken and demure when I talk to her and is also the enthusiastic mecha, anime and video game nut when the topic is broached. I guess the potrayals about her is both true I guess... Except for the 'I like extermination' part.

Errr... Well let's stick to the present. I'm now in the comfy looking clubroom,there are nice looking couches and chairs, lots of paintings, a firceplace, a magic circle on the ground... um...

Let's take a picture for Patchouli and the others, so to prove my paranoia right or wrong... There... click...

"Ara ara, does that interest you?" The same voice that bade me in asked. Turning I found the sensual and very hot Himejima, Akeno standing right behind me. Her chest is... her chest is...

My pervert mind says heaven, but my anti-pervert trauma says not to do something stupid or else I die! UHHHHHHHH! So close yet so dangerous!

"Um... You are Himejima-sempai right?" I asked as I step away and turned to her. Her mischievous smile and... deadly looking body for my eyes to ogle in all of it's glory. Kami she has breasts larger than Komachi's or Sanae's or Kanako's or or... Those are very big and juicy melons she has there!

Ugh! Any more and I would start nosebleeding!

"Indeed kohai-kun. And you are Hyoudou, Issei right? Nice to meet you." She and bowed, causing her chest to... Is she doing this on purpose?! I mean woooooo! It's a nice view but... er... Nose! Nose!

"Fufufufufu!" She is doing this in purpose! Not that I don't mind but... Uooohhh!

"Ummm... Sempai..." I said as I held my nose with a handkerchief. "While I don't mind the fanservice you're freely giving me... I must ask why am I here?"

"Ah! Straight to the point! How disappointing!" She said in fake disappointment that included a cute fake pout. Still it only took a moment for her to default to her mischievous smile. Then again the disappointment was fake and was easy to see. "Well let's at least wait for Koneko-chan to get here okay?"

I could only nod. And honestly it's confusing me, well I get to hang out with a beautiful girl so I shouldn't complain much. It's somewhat of an odd feeling not getting excited at that prospect though. It's probably either my trauma or that I hang out with various cute and beautiful girls since the time I got into Gensokyo... And they're quite friendly to me too!

"I apologize to keep you. But here have some tea while we wait." My vixen of a sempai said as she handed me the tea. I'm kinda hesitant honestly... but oh well... Well we sat there for a few minutes and drank tea and made small talk. Himejima-sempai is kinda nice and well hot, and is nice to talk to but I'm kinda uneasy here. It's like someone is watching me, and I swear it's not here. Heck one of my hands is in my pocket fiddling with my figures...

"We're back Akeno!" Another alluring female voice called out. Turning I saw the small and cute kohai that invited me who is mostly like Koneko and the other is the beautiful red head foreign student Rias Gremory. With her and Himejima-sempai makes two of Kuoh's Great Ladies... Damn! What a combination!...

"Rias, Koneko you're finally back. Our guest has been waiting." Himejima-sempai said with a smile... a smile still too mischievous for my tastes.

"Ah! Hyoudou-kun. Sorry to keep you waiting." "Sorry." Was the apologize of the two who came in... Ummm... Where's the other two? Oh well...

"Uhm... I don't mind, it's not like I have anything else to do." I only hang out in Gensokyo most of the time nowadays... and buying the residents stuff... like tea for Reimu. Now that I think about it, I think Reimu wants me to buy ingredients for dinner since I'm going to eat at the shrine today. Alright, after this I'm going shopping so I could eat with Reimu!

"Well you may be wondering why we called you here." Yeah I do. "Well Koneko here saw you yesterday-" Uh oh... did... did she see?! W-w-what do I do in this situation?! Wait... What if they're with her! Ahhhhh! "Running off some bushes at the park. She also said about some girl asked you out yesterday and-" I listened to Gremory-sempai explaining that my cute little kohai was all too concerned about me... That's kinda nice... wait...

"What?" I muttered since I thought I heard something unbelievable.

"Well don't you know? There are rumors about you getting conned by some cute girl and that you escaped with your life." Wait what? But I didn't heard anything like that this morning! Or at class either!

"You might not know because your classmates withheld the rumor from you. But the tale is widespread because of your infamy... not wait more like your misfortune ever since you shiver for..." I could not help but cry at what she's saying! My trauma has impeded my lifestyle! My great life of perversity!

I get to hang out with girls anyways so I don't mind... well not much so I do mind I guess. What is with me today? Is this the Gensokyo will make you crazy thing?

Ugh, I need rest.

"Is that all." I asked, a little bit tired. "Honestly there's nothing much to the story but thank you for your concern." Stress... I'm stressed... I can't believe it.

"Ah Hyoudou-kun is something wrong?" Gremory-sempai asked, and I nodded.

"Yeah... That encounter with Yuuma has made me paranoid and thinking about that well..." The two Great Ladies of Kuoh pouted at me. Koneko simply glared.

"It's rude to lump us with her Hyoudou-kun!" Himejima-sempai said angrily, the red head beside her nodded angrily.

"Sorry!" I could only bow and apologize honestly...

"It's okay Hyoudou-kun. Still we already got it up to the faculty and the student council, so don't shy away in asking for help." The smile of Gremory-sempai was nice, it lifted my spirits and somewhat energized me for a bit. The view of her breasts jiggle as she gestured while saying that also helped, hehe...

"Is that all sempais?" I asked again. They thought for a bit but shook their heads.

"That's all Hyoudou-kun. Thank you for coming." I nod and make my way out, Himejima-sempai helping me out.

So it was nothing after all! Still I got something interesting, I wonder what Patche and the others would make of the magic circle I pictures...

*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!*

*GAP*

"Rias?" Akeno asked her friend who was furiously thinking.

"Kiba... how was it?" Said the redhead at window where the blonde prince of Kuoh came out behind some curtains.

"He was nervous, weary and alert. He was right in being paranoid, and honestly I think he might have noticed me at some point." He nodded to Koneko. "Also at one point he had began fiddling with his pockets, compounding to what Koneko witnessed at the park that day."

"Strange. From what we heard and found out Hyoudou did not exhibit any sign that he was a Sacred Gear user." Rias shook her head. "While Sacred Gear users don't exactly show signs of their abilities, someone who has a strange ability like Hyoudou should have signs of him using it..."

"He's probably that cautious Rias." Akeno countered her friend. "He admitted to stressing himself with his paranoia. Perhaps it grew worse with him getting attacked by that fallen angel."

"That's true." The red shook her head despite that statement. "Still now that I know of his ability..."

"Rias?" Her friend looked concerned, but smile as she saw her friend smile.

"He has power, and fallen angels are after him. It sounds like a good opportunity." She shook her head. "I guess I shouldn't waste something so convenient to fall into my lap."

"Devious." The petite girl muttered as she snaked, while the blonde nodded.

"True, but considering his state of mind I don't think revealing that we are devils and inviting him to my peerage would be a wise move." She shook her head. "It might alienate him more than befriend him."

"So what's the plan Rias?" Her ebony haired friend asked.

"Follow him of course... Because honestly I feel like he would be someone... special...

... special, beyond the abilities he possess..."

*GAP*

*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!*