Bertram, Jessie and the Ross kids were walking through the Manhattan Mall, with Bertram panting heavily as he carried all of the shopping bags.
"How much farther do I have to carry this stuff? I'm tired!" Bertram whined.
"We've only been walking for two minutes!" Jessie remarked. "And I can't believe how much stuff you bought, Emma!"
Emma Ross shrugged. "What can I say? I'm as much a shopaholic as Bertram is lazy!"
"Hey, I'm not lazy!" Bertram whined, before jumping up and down, stomping the ground like a little child throwing a tantrum. "I'm not lazy I'm not lazy I'm not lazy!"
"Hey! No throwing tantrums in my mall!" Paul Blart yelled, being on his roller as he went after Bertram who gasped as he dropped the bags and took off, collapsing from exhaustion after running ten feet, allowing Paul to catch up to him.
"Wow. I've never seen him run that far before." Zuri stated.
Paul poked Bertram, who was still unconscious and out of breath, pulling out his walkie talkie. "I need someone who's not lazy or fat!"
"Don't forget bald." Emma added.
"At least this security guard isn't bald. Otherwise they could be the perfect pair of friends!" Luke stated.
"Wow. Maybe I should find someone who is just like me." Ravi stated, implying that he had no friends.
"Yeah. Good luck with that." Zuri teased him.
"Can we just leave before lazy and lazier start making out? Grab him!" Jessie remarked as the Ross kids grabbed Bertram and dragged him out.
"Hey, you can't do that!" Paul ran after them, only to collapse from exhaustion after running three feet due to also being fat, but at least not a butler, lazy or bald.