Heeeeeeey, I'm back. I'm sorry this took forever, I had finals so I couldn't write. :c BUT, I'm on winter break now and I offer you Part 1 of my Touken Christmas as an apology!

Special mention to reviewer Animesworld for the daughter's name. Thank you so much!

Another special thanks to Tumblr user tanagers for helping me make the final name decision!

Daughter: Miyu{実由, "truth, reason"}

Son: Minoru{実, "truth"}

[A/N at the end]

"Kaneki! Get the damn door!" Touka yelled, busy dressing her children. The insistent pounding on the door was irritating the month old twins, making them fussy. Touka sighed, I just got them to calm down too...

The noises ceased as Kaneki finally opened the door to find Hinami and Ayato, the former already hugging him tightly. Ushering the couple inside, he closed the door and said loudly:

"Touka, Hinami and Ayato are here!" She acknowledged what he said and yelled something back. Smiling, he excused himself, "I need to help her with the babies, be right back."

Hinami nodded and watched her older brother disappear into the bedroom. She turned to her boyfriend and smiled fondly.

"Isn't it great, Ayato? After everything that's happened in the past, big brother finally has his own family and big sister seems to be genuinely happy!" Hinami sniffed lightly, wiping a small tear from her face.

Ayato was surveying the living room Kaneki had decorated with distaste. For fuck's sake, it looks like an elf barfed in here or something... He shook his head and glanced at his girlfriend. Seeing her eyes misting, he sighed.

"You're way too emotional about this," he said gruffly. "So that dumbass has kids, big deal. If that's all it takes for Sis to be happy, then she's dumber than I thought."

"Don't be so mean!" Hinami huffed, slapping his arm. "Why can't you ju-"

Hinami stopped lecturing her boyfriend when she caught sight of Kaneki walking into the room holding his daughter, Touka following with their son. The twins were dressed in semi-matching Christmas outfits. Kaneki had pleaded with his wife on his knees before she let him have his way.

The girl was dressed in a tan reindeer onesie, little antlers with bells on top of her head. Her plump cheeks were rosy as she wiggled and bounced in her father's arms, making the bells jingle. Her younger brother by ten minutes was dressed similarly, except he was an elf. His onesie was green with a matching red and green hat on his head. The hat had little elf ears attached to it and the boy constantly tugged on them. Hinami squealed and jumped off the couch, running to stand in front of the twins.

"A little reindeer and a little elf! They're so cute!" she gushed. "What are their names, big brother?"

"This little reindeer is Miyu," Kaneki said, bouncing her lightly. He turned his head and nodded to the boy in Touka's arms, "And that little elf is Minoru."

"Miyu and Minoru, huh?" Ayato stood up and lazily sauntered to his niece and nephew. He bent slightly and looked at them critically. "I guess they're okay. For being Dumbass Kaneki's kids, at least."

Touka glared at her younger brother, "Shut up, you brat. The only reason your kids will be cute is Hinami being their mother!"

"Tch," Ayato looked away. Hinami's eyes widened as a bright red blush crawled up her neck and over her face. She was about to stutter out some kind of response, but never did due to the front door being thrown open. Without being invited in, a tall purple haired man dressed in a red pinstripe suit waltzed into the living room.

"BONJOUR! I HAVE ARRIVED, DEAR KANEKI!" Tsukiyama Shuu breezed past Touka, Hinami and Ayato in favor of the white haired half-ghoul. "Forgive me, I am late. Did you wonder where I was?"

"Uh, hey Tsukiyama... Glad you could make it." Kaneki struggled to regain his balance as the man threw an arm around his shoulders and leaned against him. During his struggling, Kaneki accidently jostled the dozing baby in his arms, causing her to let out a small cry. Hearing the little voice, Tsukiyama ceased his usual string of foreign words and looked down at the now irritated newborn.

"Oh, what is this?! A baby?!" Tsukiyama put his hands on his hips. "Kaneki-kun, how mean! You did not tell me you had a daughter!"

Moving to stand in front of Kaneki, Tsukiyama stared down at the little girl intently. The man gave a nod of approval and reached out to pinch her cheeks. Miyu, who was watching the strange man in curiosity, decided she did not like this person. She waved her arms up and down, thrashing her tiny fists towards his face and letting out a loud cry. Tsukiyama blinked and backed away, eyeing the child warily. Kaneki chuckled as he lifted Miyu higher and patted her back, calming her.

"What the hell did you do to my daughter, you freak?" Touka stepped next to her husband, glaring at the man with hostility. "And why did you let yourself into my home?"

"TRES BIEN! There is another baby!" Tsukiyama shouted, clapping his hands together. Hinami and Ayato eyed him with obvious disgust.

Minoru lifted his head from his mother's shoulder, yawning and looked at the stranger. Clutching Touka's shirt in his little fists, he quickly buried his face in the crook of his mother's neck. While Miyu had reacted violently, like their mother would, Minoru simply ignored the ghoul, much like his father.

"And I let myself in because I merely wished to surprise you with my presence," Tsukiyama shrugged condescendingly. "Is that not a fantastico gift?"

"No way in hell, creep." Touka waved everybody back to the living room. "Now get away from my children and shut up."

The small group settled in the living room. Hinami stole Miyu, much to Kaneki's disappointment, and held her on her lap, playing with the giggling baby's hands. Ayato was subtly watching his girlfriend interact with his niece, inwardly enjoying the way her eyes lit up. Touka, having passed Minoru to his father's now open arms, was tinkering in the kitchen, making coffee. Minoru stared up at his father and attempted to grab handful of Kaneki's hair. Kaneki was laughing and began to make silly faces to entertain the boy. Tsukiyama was sitting on the floor next to the coffee table -Touka would NOT allow him on her furniture-, mumbling to himself as he read some book he took from Kaneki's bookshelf.

Somebody knocked on the door, altering the peaceful atmosphere. Kaneki was about to get up to answer it when Touka came out of the kitchen and waved him off. Opening the door, Touka smiled at the sight of her best friend, Yoriko, though it dimmed a little when she saw Kaneki's best friend, Hide. Her smile fell completely and was replaced by a look of surprise, if not slight shock, as she noticed who the two friends arrived with. Nishiki and Kimi were standing behind Yoriko and Hide, Nishiki looking uncomfortable and Kimi beaming at the young woman. Touka invited all of them inside and, closing the door behind them, directed them to the living room.

Hugs and greetings were exchanged again, though Ayato and Tsukiyama weren't able to participate normally. Ayato was still wary of humans and didn't even know his older sister was best friends with one. Tsukiyama was always creeping everybody out, so he settled for nodding to each new arrival.

Immediately after finishing her greetings, Yoriko zeroed in on the twins. She took Minoru from Kaneki and sat next to Hinami and Miyu, forcing Ayato to make room. Yoriko and Hinami became oblivious to anything but the twins, making funny faces and sounds to make them laugh. Hide stood next to Kaneki, his arm slung around his friend's shoulders.

"Looks like you did well with those kids," Hide laughed. "I still can't believe you got Touka-chan and I didn't though!"

Kaneki laughed nervously while Touka threw the energetic young man a glare. Hide grinned cheekily and moved to crouch by Yoriko and Hinami so he could play with the twins too. Touka sighed and went back to the kitchen, making sure they had some food for Yoriko and Hide to eat if they got hungry.

The last to arrive were the manager and Yomo. Manager had declared himself an unofficial grandfather to Miyu and Minoru, thus he spoiled them constantly. He took a cup of coffee from the tray Touka set on the coffee table and settled in Kaneki's reading chair to watch the young people have their fun. Yomo, not being a very social person, ruffled Ayato's hair and easily ignored the death glare the boy shot at him. He stood beside Kaneki and watched the half-ghoul gaze fondly at the group of misfits, lingering more on his wife and children. Yomo's eyes softened a little and he ruffled Kaneki's head as well before moving to stand by the window.

Still gazing at people in the room, Kaneki didn't notice that Touka had left the kitchen and was now standing next to him. He blinked and grinned sheepishly when she waved her hand in front of his face, almost hitting his nose. Wrapping an arm around his wife's shoulders, he addressed the whole room.

"What do you say we get this Christmas party started?" he asked enthusiastically. This might just be the best Christmas of my life so far!

I'ma be honest here, I don't really like how this chapter turned out at all. If it seems confusing, I decided to make their Christmas a 2 chapter thing so it wouldn't be too long. This chapter is just the people showing up and meeting the twins, etc etc. Next chapter will be the actual party, I promise.

*Even though Yoriko and Hide showed up together, they are not a couple. That's just how I ended up writing it because I'm a lazy piece of trash. Ayato and Hinami, however, ARE a couple. Hinami moved out when Touka got pregnant and moved in with Ayato.

I never mentioned this before but, in the very first chapter when Touka is doing dishes, just imagine her cleaning a ton of coffee cups.

To that one guest that said they were too OOC: I understand where you're coming from, the dishes thing was something I overlooked because I thought people would automatically assume. That was a mistake on my part. About them being OOC, I honestly don't think it's possible to write fanfiction and not have the characters even a little OOC. I mean, yeah we know what they're like from the original, but everybody writes differently. All I can do is try to keep them as in character as I possibly can. Your review wasn't terrible or mean, I appreciate your honesty. So thank you. I hope I can make it better in the future!

After Christmas Part 2, I was thinking of turning this into a collection of oneshots, some interconnected. What do y'all think?

As always, feel free to provide opinions, constructive criticism or anything you want. I know this chapter kinda sorta really sucks, so maybe y'all can tell me what's wrong with it and I can rewrite it? (Because I honestly don't know what's wrong with it, but I dislike it.)

Tschüss!