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''Thinking''
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Chapter 2:
''Ninja?'' A voice said with distaste. ''I have better things to do then be a Ninja.''
''And what pray tell is that?'' The other voice sighed, already knowing what the answer might be.
''Oji-San. I have vowed to make the ultimate harem. For that to happen I must not be tied down by ''Ninja Nonsense." (This is a reference to the anime ''Ninja Nonsense.) I will gather women all over. Married, single, engaged, cat girls, pink haired alien princess's and their sisters, gods, demons and many, many more. This is my purpose in life. I can't give it up just to be a ninja.
''Although I don't approve, you don't have to give up on your dream Naru-Chan. How about this Hiruzen? What if you give Naruto a team to teach. He's more than ready to be an elite ninja. There's no reason to make him go to the academy.
''Hmm, I guess that's true. But, on one condition.'' Naruto perked up at that. ''I get to chose two of your teammates and you have to go to the academy for only a week.
''You got yourself a deal old man. Can I have an all girl team. He-he.'' Naruto grinned perversely, getting smacked upside the head by his mother.
''Well, if you conjure me up a few Icha Icha girls and we'll see.'' Hiruzen whispered to Naruto, then the both of them started to giggle like schoolgirls.
''What a bunch of perverts'' Yuki sweat dropped.
''Naruto! Pay attention!'' Iruka shouted, throwing chalk at his head.
''Ha-ha, sorry Iruka sensei.'' He grinned sheepishly
Iruka gave him a flat look. ''Sure you are.''
''So that's the boy that saved our clan. Tou-San wants me to marry him? He doesn't look like much.'' A raven haired girl stared at Naruto curiously.
''DDDiiiinnng.'' ''OK everyone it's time for lunch. See you at the arena after.'' Iruka got his things and left probably to get lunch.
''Food always taste better when you feed me Hinata-Chan.''
''Is that so?'' She asked shyly.
''Uzumaki, I challenge you to a fight.''
He turned around to see Sayuri pointing a her finger in his face haughtily. They stared off for a bit until. ''Lick.''
Sayuri pulled her finger back quickly and blushing. ''Wh-what are you doing licking me you perv?''
''Eh? I thought you wanted me to.'' He said, innocently
''Urusai! Fight me now!
He laid in Hinata's lap and waved her off lazily ''Nah, I think I'll just lay here.
''Are you saying I'm too weak? She bristled in anger.
Naruo looked at her weirdly. ''Um, that's not what I said.''
''I get it. I'm not worth your time. Is that right?
''Okay, now your twisting my words around.''
''I will get strong enough to be your bride one day! Just you wait.'' She said running off.
''That was weird. Right Hina-Chan? He looked to see Hinata's hair shadowing her eyes and a dark aura surrounding her. ''A-are you al-alright Hinata? Stuttering out as he got up and stepped away.
''What's this about having another bride Naruto-Kun?'' She said a little too sweetly, setting off his danger senses. She suddenly looked up with crazed eyes. ''I thought I was only one Naruto-Kun?''
''W-well, it wasn't m-my choice. But, you will always be my first Hinata-Chan.'' He said quickly, not noticing something shiny being pulled out of her yukata before she stopped her hand.
Her face changed to her sweet, shy self again. ''Naruto-Kun said I'm his first.'' She blushed, and started mumbling to herself.
''I think women are more dangerous than I thought?''
Before he knew it, his week was over at the academy. Between dodging dangerous situations with Hinata and the occasionally duels with Sayuri he had a pretty great time. Who knew Hinata was a yandere and Sayuri a tsundere. This guy did. After all, he had the pleasure and unpleasure of being the target of their affections. Although he did make some friends in the brash Kiba Inuzuka, the silent Shino Aburame, the friendly Choji Akimichi and the lazy Shikamura Nara. He actually met Kiba through his sister Hana, who he liked to call a potential harem mate. Shino, he met when he was spying on some female Aburame in their private hot springs. Choji and Shiamaru, he met them having a picnic with some of their clan on a random hill. That was the hill he used to spy on one Anko Mitarashi doing her daily warm ups and sending gust of wind to lift her miniskirt. She never figured it was him.
''So Naruto, how was the academy?'' Hiruzen asked, blowing out smoke from his pipe.
''Hectic to say the least, but I had fun.''
''That's good.'' But, before he could say more his secretary called on the intercom. ''Send them in''
The door opened and five people stepped in. The first was a woman with light brown, pupil-less eyes, and black hair which has a blue tint to it, which is styled in a short, spiky, fanned-ponytail. She is commonly seen wearing a tan overcoat with a purple in-seam, which has a pocket on both sides, and complete with a fitted mesh body suit that stretches from her neck down to her thighs. She wears a dark orange mini-skirt, as well as a forehead protector, a small pendant that looks like a snake fang on a thick cord rather than a chain to prevent it from being easily torn off in combat, a wrist watch, and pale grey shin guards. She also wears a dark blue belt around her waist that connects to her skirt that has an appendage-like sash. This was Anko Mitarashi.
The one next to her was Kuenai yuhi, a freshly minted jonin. Kurenai is a fair-skinned woman of slender build. She has long black untamed hair reaching her upper back, and very unique eyes that are red in colour, with an additional ring in them. She wears make-up consisting of red lipstick and purple eye shadow. Her regular outfit consists of a red mesh armour blouse with only the right sleeve visible. Overall, this is very broad material which resembles bandages with a pattern on it similar to those of rose thorns. Her hands and upper thighs are also wrapped in bandages and she wears the Konoha forehead protector and regular shinobi sandals.
Next to her was Asuma Sarutobi, the son of Hiruzen Sarutobi. Asuma is a tall man, with brown eyes, short, black spiky hair, and beard. Standing at 6ft,2in. His clothing consisted of the standard Konoha ninja uniform with the sleeves rolled up half way, flak jacket, regular shinobi sandals and forehead protector. He also wore a sash that had the kanji for "Fire" (火) marked on it around his waist, a pair of black bangles and bandages wrapped around the arms of his sleeves.
Standing beside him was Might Guy. Guy is a tall and well-built man with high cheek-bones, thick eyebrows and black hair cut in a bowl style. Guy wears a green jumpsuit, orange striped leg warmers and the standard Konoha flak jacket. His forehead protector, is on a red cloth and is worn around his waist, like a belt. When he was a genin, he wore the same style of clothing with bandages wrapped around his hand and a brown scarf tied around his neck.[21] His hair also had the shape of his signature bowl-style though a bit longer and shaggier, framing the side of his face.
The last man is Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi is a fit and relatively tall shinobi, with spiky silver hair, and has dark-coloured eyes. Kakashi donned the standard jōnin attire: a Konoha flack jacket, dark blue pants and a long-sleeve shirt with the addition of wearing shorter, fingerless gloves with metal plates on the backhand. He also wears a chain necklace.
''Everyone, meet Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.''
''Sup.'' Naruto coolly said to every ones shocked faces besides Kakashi who already knew.
Anko stepped forward. ''So you're saying this is the fourth's brat?
''Yes, Minato Namikaze is my father. Blah blah blah.''
''Why you little.'' Anko gained a tick mark and pulled out kunai.
''Now now, settle down.'' Anko put away her kunai. ''I brought you all here to test Naruto for the rank of jonin.''
Kurenai stepped forward seeming to disagree. ''Not to be rude Hokage-Sama. But, isn't he only 7?''
Hiruzen laughed in good nature. ''I assure you, Naruto can very well take care of himself. It is you that should be worried about your safety instead.''
''I don't care if you're 7 or whatever. I'm gonna teach you a lesson brat.''
''Let's make a bet then, shall we?'' Anko grinned in interest. ''If you beat me I'll buy you all the dango and sake you can eat. But, if I win.'' A predatory smirk appeared on his face, showing his unnaturally sharp teeth. ''You have to be one of my wives.'' Everyone looked shocked at his statement.
Kakashi approached Anko to try and change her mind. ''Uh, Anko? I don't think-
''You're on pipsqueak. I'll see you at training 56.'' She flashed away with a victory smirk.
''Anko has no idea of what she's done.'' Kakashi said, shaking his head.
''What do you mean? There is no way a 7 year old can beat Anko, who is a Tokubetsu Jonin.''
''Kurenai, on the night of the kyubi. Did you see and feel the earthquakes and erratic weather that happened?''
''Yes. It was after ''you know what''?
''Don't worry, I already know of the kyubi in me.'' Naruto reassured her.
''Well, that was Naruto who caused that as a baby. Now, imagine what a 7 year old could do with.''
''Shucks Kakashi. You're giving me too much credit.'' Naruto scratched his head sheepishly.
''There is no way he could be that powerful.'' Said a still non believing Kurenai.
''Sigh, you'll just have to see to believe then.''
Minutes later, everyone appeared at training ground 56 to see Anko already waiting.
Naruto walked a few feet in front of Anko.
Hiruzen stepped up to announce. ''Naruto Uzumaki, you will fight Anko Mitarashi in an all round match for the rank of genin and to be your wife. Are you ready?'' The two of them nodded.. ''Hajime!''
''Listen up babe, i'll give you the first hit. I'll only use my index finger to block and attack.''
''Don't get cocky kid. You'll be sorry you lost.''
Her only response was a come hither motion. She charged him, intent on finishing this battle. Jumping, she brought her left leg high , delivering an heel kick. Everyone watching was totally astonished when they saw his finger block it without so much as a budge.
''What?'' Asked a wide eyed Anko.
''These are some daring panties you got here. Black laced I see.'' Naruto nodded to himself.
Anko jumped back, still not believing her kick was blocked with one finger. By a seven year old at that! Before could think on it anymore she felt a breeze under her skirt. Realizing what it was she covered herself and glared at Naruto who had them on his face as a mask. ''I am the defender of maidens. Thief of panties. I am... Mask Du Pants!'' He said as his cape billowed in the wind. Everyone's, even Guy's eyes twitched at the ridiculous pose he stroke trying to look noble. It also looked cute in a way since he was seven.
An audience of women showed up to the side. Screaming things like, ''Take my panties,'' or ''We love you Mask Du Pants!''
Kakashi ran up to Naruto with Icha Icha in hand. ''You're my hero Mask Du Pants. Please sign my book?''
''Anything for a fan. To my number one fan, Kakashi Hatake. I'll see you around sometime. I have a match to finish.''
Asuma was the only one to ask the question. ''Where did those women come from?'' He got no answer.
Naruto pointed to the still glaring Anko. ''Surrender sweet maiden. I no longer wish to battle you in that state. For if I did, you shall be stripped of your clothes.''
''Never. I'm gonna kick your sorry ass then make you beg.''
Naruto looked somber at that. ''Forgive me then.'' Naruto charged at Anko in which she returned with a kunai. They swept passed each other with their arms out then just stood with their backs facing one another. In a blink of an eye Anko's clothes shredded away with her falling to her knees. But, before anything was revealed a cloak covered her modesty from the disappointed men in the audience. ''You've done well. But, it's time you've rested.''
''Alright Naruto, I think that's enough. Give Anko her clothes.'' Hiruzen patted Naruto who pouted.
''A deals a deal brat. I'll be your wife. But, just to be curious. How are able to do what you did?''
''Well, to be honest. I'm a new Kami.''
''NANI?''
AN: I am finished and to those of you that don't know about the name ''Mask Du Pants.'' I got it from an anime named ''Sora no Otoshimono''.
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