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Things Get Worse
Deleted Scene 25
The scene takes place at the Smith household. Francine is looking outside.
"Oh God, why are there so many people inside?" she wondered.
(Door knocked)
Francine opens the door and it reveals Mr. and Mrs. Wilson.
"We want answers! Let us in or else!" Mr. Wilson demanded as people surrounding cheered for him. She lets the couple inside.
"Thanks Francine and sorry about that. I wanted to keep you company. I know our daughter will be fine" Mrs. Wilson said in a positive mind.
"Thanks you guys, but what about the people outside?" Francine questioned.
"Don't worry; I'm a lawyer, remember?" Mr. Wilson asked.
Klaus comes in.
"Francine, my pizza bagels are undercooked so I was wondering…" the goldfish stopped for a moment.
"Oh no cops; help me!" Klaus tries to run away.
"Oh relax, we should be the ones scared, not you" Mrs. Wilson said.
"Who's this cute little guy?" Mr. Wilson asked with a smile.
"Guys, this is Klaus" Francine introduced the pet goldfish to Zoey's parents.
"Nice to meet you, ja?" Klaus said.
"Oh wow, he's German! That's so cool! I think we're going to be just fine!" Mrs. Wilson said as everyone smiled.
End of Deleted Scene 25
Deleted Scene 26
"We did it! We survived the poisonous fog! Now it's time to celebrate!" Jeff cheered.
"AND…cut!" director Alfonso Cuarón shouted as the cast took a moment to relax for a while.
"I'll be right back" Hayley said as she left the scene.
"Hayley, where are you going?" Jeff asked.
"I need to take care of some private business" she replied.
We see Hayley going into an airport. She goes through the security search as she puts her sandals on a box as she goes through. Later, with her sandals on, she is reading a magazine inside an airplane. Afterwards, she gets off and finds a taxi. Hayley goes inside and asks the driver to find an address. He complies and Hayley reaches her destination.
(Ding dong)
"Did you hear that? I didn't hear that!" I shouted as I'm typing this deleted scene.
"Go get the door!" my mom shouted as I…got up and finished typing. Let me guess, Hayley is pissed off for the poison fog scene and she's going to kick my ass.
End of Deleted Scene 26
Sinister S
Deleted Scene 27
Before this chapter happened, this is what happened.
We see Sinister S watching TV at someone's apartment.
"The Murder Games will commence in one week for tonight, so if you want to dethrone Team Smith, call right now!" the TV announced.
"Guys, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Shark Jaws asked.
"Let's go in and kick some ass!" Spider Killer exclaimed.
"And pick up some cute guys along the way" Snakeslut added as she smiled, but the guys frowned at her.
"Just get a boyfriend already, bitch!" Spider Killer complained.
"Trust me I will" Snakeslut added with a smile and she sticks out her snake tongue.
"Honey, did you pick up the laundry?" some lady asked, off-screen.
"Yes mom" Shark Jaws answered.
"Good" she added.
"Dude, when you are going to move out of your mom's room?" Snakeslut wondered.
"I can't help it. My house is contaminated with bug poison everywhere. It won't be long, relax. Are we competing or not?" Shark Jaws asked.
"Too late, I registered us" Spider Killer said.
End of Deleted Scene 27
Deleted Scene 28
Zoey and Snakeslut were fighting.
"What do you have against me? What did I ever do to you guys that made me deserved to be bullied?" Zoey asked.
"Nothing, we just like picking you for fun" Snakeslut answered.
"Watch this!" Zoey attacked her with her pistol sword.
"How many boyfriends do you have, one?" Snakeslut asked.
"One and only, unlike you, filled with every disease in the world for dating a million guys, you filthy whore!" Zoey shouted.
"You're dead!" Snakeslut shouted back.
"I know you are, but what am I?" Zoey taunted as the two continue to fight.
End of Deleted Scene 28
Oh No!
Deleted Scene 29
Team Smith is inside a shield from Hayley's locket.
"Babe, this is so cool!" Jeff exclaimed.
"We won't be here for long! However, this is cool while you think about it" Hayley answered with a smile.
"Is this how you guys met?" Zoey asked.
"Not really, why do you asked?" Hayley answered and wondered.
"Just wondering" Zoey said.
"This is more awesome than the time Zoey and I went mini-golfing!" Steve recalled.
Flashback
Steve and Zoey are golfing.
"Okay Zoey, so remember, the lowest points win! Remember that, okay?" Steve instructed his girlfriend as she swung her club at the ball.
"Like that?" Zoey asked as the ball went flying 100 miles per hour.
The ball touches…Cleveland's house…but this time, it bounces off the building.
"Ha ha, nice try pen!" Cleveland shouted, off-screen. The ball ends up at…Seth MacFarlane's mansion. However, the ball lands at the ground inside. The creator of Family Guy is walking normal and whistling. However, he did not see the ball and he slips as his foot touched it.
Cutaway
A newspaper reads "MacFarlane Receives Comeuppance: Video of Celebrity Slipping Gone Viral on YouTube".
Cutaway Ends
Flashback Ends
End of Deleted Scene 29
Deleted Scene 30
Francine is walking around the living room.
"Where are my babies?" she panicked, but paused for a moment. "Hmm, what's going on with Michael and Kat? What's taking them so long in the bathroom? Don't tell me they're…" Francine walks up to the bathroom…but there was nobody inside.
"Oh thank God! Michael and Kat, where are you?" Francine asked.
"Ocupado!" Kat shouted as we see her and her husband…doing paperwork at Stan and Francine's bedroom.
"Sorry, we needed to do some work. I have to defend a drug dealer tomorrow and there's nowhere else to go to" Mr. Wilson explained.
"Have fun" Francine leaves them alone.
"Okay she's gone!" Mrs. Wilson looked outside as the couple make out. They remove their shirts. Mrs. Wilson had a pink bra.
"Make sure we leave no evidence!" Mr. Wilson said.
"Shut up and kiss me!" Mrs. Wilson demanded as they continue to make out.
End of Deleted Scene 30
What Did They Do to You?
Deleted Scene 31
Deputy Watson had just captured Jeff.
"We did it. All we need to do is get Jeff to turn against his wife and we'll be good to go!" Watson instructed.
"Are you sure about that?" Officer Jones wondered.
"Hey it worked, didn't it?" Watson asked back.
"I should have stayed at my old job working at that store" Jones told himself.
Flashback
Officer Jones is working at…a Pokémart.
Brock suddenly shows up, along with Seto Kaiba.
"Can I help you?" he asked.
"You sound familiar!" Brock said.
"Where's Mokuba?!" Kaiba shouted. "And for the record, you sound just like me."
(A/E this is a bit ironic because the three characters are both voiced by Eric Stuart. Get it?)
*Cricket Sounds*
(A/E I don't like you guys! XD)
Flashback Ends
End of Deleted Scene 31
Deleted Scene 32
"I got it!" Hayley shouted as she…dropped her pants, exposing her white panties in front of her husband.
Cutaway 1
A bunch of people around the world reading this story had their eyes opened.
End of Cutaway 1
Cutaway 2
We see…Ned Flanders reading this story to Rod and Todd.
"Hayley Smith and all her superhero friends went straight to hell for breaking the fifth commandment and committing lust" Flanders told his kids.
"Yay!" the kids cheered.
"But first" Ned pepper sprays his kids' eyes.
(Screaming)
"Sorry kids, but this is the last time that inappropriate word, 'p-a-n-t-i-e-s', will ever be heard again" Flanders explained.
End of Cutaway 2
Cutaway 3
A bunch of guys who read this line smiled.
"Oh yeah!" they shouted loudly and high fived each other.
"Let's make some sexy art with Hayley and Zoey!" someone said.
"Let's do it!" he agreed.
Moments later, the scene with Hayley and her pants down in front of Jeff and Mockingbird is drawn and displayed multiple times on , along with sexy drawings of Zoey Wilson.
(A/E none of these exist, so please don't attempt to do it!)
End of Cutaway 3
Back at the scene, Hayley is set free.
"Pen123 is so dead meat!" Hayley shouted!
End of Deleted Scene 32