Halo 4 Screwed Up Version
Epilogue
THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE HALO SCREWED UP SERIES (for now) STARTS NOW
John (Chief) is depressed and committed suicide.
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Just fucking kidding, Jesus people.
John is in debris field left of the Mantle's Approach, gradually coming into focus.
He is floating above Earth, not moving at all. (told ya he fucking died)
A searchlight shines on John's body, who looks up slowly to see an approaching Pelican. (dammit I thought he died)
The Pelican Pilot said, "Infinity, we found that green shit."
The Pelican's back door opens.
QUICK SCENE CHANGE!
Now aboard the Infinity, where SPARTAN-IVs and Marines stand in formation to await Master Chief.
They turn and salute as John steps out of the Pelican.
John got his middle fingers ready and flipped them all off.
Later, Chief is standing at a window, looking down at Earth below.
Thomas the Tank Engine Lasky comes from behind. (that sounded so wrong)
He's starts off, "Mind if I join you."
John (Chief) turns to see him and says, "Yeah sure...uh sir."
Lasky replies, "At ease, Chief. It feels kind of odd for you to call me Sir."
They both stand there in awkward silence. (yes I added the word awkward just for fun :3)
Lasky gets annoyed, "Okay, I'm sorry that Cortana died. Now get the fuck over it. Soldiers aren't machines, we are just people."
Lasky storms off.
Chief's final words for Halo 4 Screwed Up Version, "She said that to me once...about being a machine. JESUS H. FUCK! NEPTIN YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!"
Then I killed everyone because I'm a dick MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Holy shit they all survived?!
WTF?!
Since I don't want to write an explanation about New Phoenix and Didact speaking in the fucking backround, I'm going to skip to where they take off chief's helmet.
HE IS OLD AS FUUUUUUCK! *vomits up blood* *dies*
Okay that's is the end of Halo 4 Screwed Up version thank you so much for reading Plez leave a review and favorite and follow and I hope you enjoyed love ya :3