Hey guys, it's Natflash here! Back for the next holiday oneshot!

First, The MaBill fanfic I've been talking about is finally up! It's called 'Reality's Dreams', so if you'd go support that, I'd be super happy!

Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Also, little note - I always see the Iva's voice like Trixie from MLP. IDK why, I just do.

But, besides that, DISCLAIMERS! DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUNNN!

I do not own Gravity Falls or MLP:FiM. They belong to their respective owners.

Title: Dryad-ing Around the Christmas Tree

Summary: When normal people shop for a Christmas tree, the results are as expected. When the TWINS go out to get one, chaos ensues.

Rating: K+

"That one!"

"Too thin."

"Ooh! That one!

"Too brittle."

"Wait wait wait! THAT one!"

"Too small."

"Come ON, Diiiiii-iiipeeeeer." Mabel whined at her brother, as they were currently shopping for a Christmas tree in a nearby forest. Mabel wanted to take everyone home, while Dipper was being extremely nitpicky.

Mabel had a scarf that was white with pink stripes that flapped in the slight breeze. Her pristine white jacket had a little small fluff on the hood and ends, while pink earmuffs protected her from the biting wind. Her gold boots tramped their way through the evergreens as she stared at all of them around her. "Maybe… that one!" She pointed to the one with her thick, fuzzy golden gloves as the prince inspected it.

"Hmmm… I don't know…"

He wore his tussled brown hair in a dark blue cap, his dark-and-light blue scarf made its way down his back. His parka was a dark navy – almost boarding on black. His silver gloves and boots matched.

"It's too… square."

"WHAT?!"

Both twins were startled to find the voice came from neither of them, but from someone else. The bark around the insulted tree began to ripple, before a girl stepped out.

She looked about twelve of thirteen, with long brown hair that was braided with leaves. Her dress looked soft and brown, as it turned to ombre green later down. Her shoes were like those of a ballerina, and her normally coffee colored face was red.

"I'm insulted!" She cried out as she pointed at Dipper. "How DARE you call me square! Such an outrage! A mockery! Ludicrous!"

"Who're you?" Mabel questioned the hot tempered female, trying hard to suppress a smile. The female whipped around, her long braid smacking Dipper as it soared, and stared Mabel down.

"Iva." She simply stated. "A forest fairy."

"Well, we're sorry, Iva." Dipper finally spoke. "We didn't mean to offend you."

"Didn't mean to offend me? Says the boy who said I was SQUARE! Here I was, living a peaceful life inside of my tree –"

"Your wha?" Mabel questioned, as Iva turned around again to talk to the Princess, and again slapping Dipper across the cheek, a red mark becoming more and more noticeable.

"My tree." The fairy calmly explained to Mabel, some of the red draining from her face. "All forest sprites – or as some people call us, dryads – we live in the trees surrounding you. Well, the ones without snow on the branches, that's us. So don't chop those down. As for –YOU!" She pulled a one-eighty and faced Dipper again. "I was living my life fine until YOU decided to call me square! It's a travesty! A TRAVESTY!"

"Ma'am, please, calm down!" Dipper tried to calm down the dramatic sprite, while Mabel was trying hard to break out smiling. "I didn't know you were living in that tree. I- I'm sorry."

The fairy seemed to relax a little at this and stared Dipper down. Uncomfortable under the searing gaze, Dipper tried to speak.

"Why're you staring at me like that?"

"Well, you are kinda cute… and hot..." She murmured as her cheeks became red. "Well, ya know, when you insult a magical creature, expect a grudge to be held. But, since I'm feeling sentimental, I'll let you slide on that one. In exchange for… a kiss."

Mabel nearly screamed from ecstasy. "Oooo, Dipper's got a fangirl!" She replied, trying to suppress the fit of giggles she was in.

"What?!" Dipper cried as he turned to the blushing fairy. "B-But there's no mistletoe!"

"Does it matter? You're cute when you stutter. Gimme some sap, baby!"

Dipper spread out his wings and took off in a flash at the sight of the approaching fairy.

"Oooh, he can fly? I like 'em fast and feisty anyway. Time for backup! GIRLS!"

Several girl dryads came out like – well, woodwork. They gathered around Iva and when she pointed out the flying Dipper above them, they giggled and blushed. Eventually, they all spread out their translucent, pure wings, and proceeded to chase after Dipper like an angry mob.

The sight of the dark blue streak in the sky getting chased around by the brown, green, and white blurb of fairies was too much for Mabel – her cheeks hurt from smiling and she was currently rolling around in the snow laughing insanely hard, and hearing comments she could only infer.

"Leave me alone!"

"NEVER!"

"Isn't there any other way?!"

"Nope! Come back here, my life force!"

"GAH! Get away from me!"

"For the name of love!"

Eventually, Dipper got too tired of flying, and had to hover to catch his breath, leaving enough time for the dryads to flock him. Two held him up as the other poked, prodded, kissed, and ran their fingers through his hair.

"His hair! It's so fluuuuufffffyyyyy~"

"His lips are so soft as well!"

Girls, girls, look at his eyes! They're like snowflakes!

"Oh, and his wings! They're like that of a bluebird's!

"Whoa, whoa, ladies! Getting a little too personal here!" Dipper struggled against the vice like grip of the forest fairy's as they tried to undo his pants.

"Oh isn't he so handsome, girls?"

"Handsome enough to be our husband!"

"WHAT?!" Dipper screamed as the girls looked at the fairy who suggested it. To his horror, they started agreeing to her.

"She's right! He IS handsome enough!"

"Acacia, you're the dryad Princess, right? Him marrying you makes him Prince!"

"Let's take him to the alter then!"

"YEAH!"

"NOOOOOOOOO! MAAAABEEEEELLLL!"

But Mabel was too busy laughing to see her brothers plight, and the fairy's started dragging him into the wilderness, while chanting "Wedding! Wedding! Wedding!". When she got up, she saw her brothers claw marks against the snow.

"Ahhh, that was funny. Welp, I better go save my brother from his… fangirls."

Mabel was still laughing as she followed the trail to save her brother.

The forest 'alter' would've been beautiful if Mabel's brother wasn't going to be married on it.

Two great oak trees, now covered in snow, entwined with each other with a dry spot underneath the large bark. The wooden steps lead up to a stone alter, as logs served as the benches. The two oaks, which would've once been full of leaves, now had dangling strings that held little ice crystals, reflecting the light and making the whole place look magical.

Dipper was fortunately on the alter, in totally different clothes. He had a pure white tunic on with a green sash that totally complimented his eyes. He wore brown, Greek sandals and his hat was replaced with a laurel wreath. He was currently shivering, as the outfit he wore was very thin and the air around him was turning more and more frigid.

"Mabel!" He called out as he saw his approaching sister. He flew down and quickly grabbed her by the shoulders and tried to pull her away. "Oh, thank goodness you came – these women are CA-RAZY! They're planning on making me their 'Forest King' whatever that is. Now I know how you feel when the whole gnome incident happened. We've got to escape now before they find out I'm gone!"

"Whoa, Dip, relax! Don't be afraid!"

"I'm getting forced married in a couple of minutes, Mabel, of course I'm not afraid. This isn't fear – THIS IS FULL BLOWN PANIC!" Dipper screamed as he practically throttled Mabel by the shoulders. "We have to go no-"

"Hubby, where are you going?"

"Come back to us!"

"The ceremony hasn't even started!"

"Oh boy." Dipper sighed. "I really didn't want to do this, cuz you girls are ladies, but you've forced my hand."

The Prince whipped out his silver amulet, and it glowed as he chanted.

"Vocavi vos, corvus. Exaudi me, et libera me! Transmutant in draconem!"

The rustle of a cool winter breeze was the only response the fairies heard for a while.

"What did our husband do?"

"I don't know. He started chanting some weird language."

"He's still our hubby though!"

"RIGHT!"

"Get him!"

Having a bunch of forest sprites charging at you is actually quite terrifying, as it led to a five minute chase around the alter. Dipper was finally too tired to run as the fairies surrounded him like guard dogs.

"You're outnumbered, our King! Marry us before we do something awful!"

Dipper was going to try and stall for time, but he didn't need to.

A sudden, reptilian like roar pierced the chilly air. The confused dryads looked this way and that, trying to pinpoint the sound, before a big, black shadow swooped overhead and landed in the center of the alter.

A twenty foot long dragon was roaring its dominance. Its shiny black scales caught the ice crystals light, and his eyes were a piercing green. The dragon spread its dark wings, which were also twenty feet across, and his head was adorned with great, silver horns.

The dryads stared at the beast for five long seconds, then screamed in fear and panic, as they began wildly running around. Some fainted like damsels, and some of the more dramatic ones were screaming things like

"DRAGON!"

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

"THIS WAS A REALLY BAD DAY TO WEAR MY NEW SNOWFLAKE PIN!"

The dragon breathed fire, a hot, green color, making the fairies yelp and writhe away from it as it torched the logs and melted the snow on the ground.

'Get on – hurry!' Dipper took Mabel's hands and practically threw themselves on its back, before the beast took off, waving its spiked silver tail around before flying off. It was silence for a moment, hearing nothing but the wind around them, their breath, the occasional snort of the dragon, and Dippers chattering teeth. The Prince finally spoke up.

"N-Nice to see you again, Orev."

"Wait wait wait, what?!" Mabel called out confusingly. "This super awesome dragon is your raven pet?"

The beast snorted loudly and Dipper translated it. "He d-doesn't app-p-preciate being called a pet, Mabel – and y-yes, this is Orev."

"But how?"

"When I got Orev and I b-became his m-m-master, I realized that even th-though Orev was nice, he n-needed an upgrade. I l-l-looked through the scrolls and f-found a spell that would t-turn him into a d-d-dragon. It's reversible." He chatted. The night was known for its coolness, and it wasn't helping the young boys' condition. Realizing this, Mabel got closer, and shared the warmth of the sun with her brother, which got him to calm down and not shiver as much.

"Thanks Mabel."

"You're welcome bro-bro." She smiled. She seemed to notice something, then start to snicker.

"What's so funny?" He demanded.

"Oh, nothing – except you have green lipstick all over your face and your hair looks like a rats nest – wait, that's how it always is!"

"MABEL!"

"Ha ha ha, your face is funny. How about when we get home, we sit by the fire and play the game with the little horsies?"

"You mean chess."

"Yeah, that one. Stan can make us some hot chocolate and cinnamon buns too. Maybe we can convince him to take care of the dryads for us when he gets a Christmas tree!" For once for the entire day, Dipper felt his face light up as he gave a real smile.

"I'd like that."

Awww, I feel bad for poor Dipster in this chapter – he puts up with so much, LOL.

So yeah. Dryads! The Dipper fangirls in the AU.

Anyway, hope you like this chapter! I actually didn't plan on the whole 'Dipper in a forced marriage' position like Mabel and the gnomes, that was just an idea, but when I started typing it, it just kinda snowballed. The same thing happened with Dragon Orev – which you can also see in the future.

And GAAAAAHHHHH! I'm STILL not back to my word count – I feel like trash.

Anyway, Challenge Tiii-iiime!

Anyone who can guess the actual Latin chanting Dipper speaks to summon Dragon Orev gets free Internet cookies and a limited edition Dragon Orev and Dryad Girl combo pack!

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