Rating: T for swearing I guess
Characters: Jane Crocker, Jake English
Pairings: JakeJane
Summary: where making it happen
Your name is Jane Crocker, and you are totally making it happen.
"Jane! Jesus kringlefucker! What in the dickens did you put in the cupcake!" Jake said, spewing out his pepper ridden cupcake. Instead of answering, you decide to put on an innocent face.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Mr. English... Unless you're claiming that I, a soon to be heiress did something to their own cupcake! What an accusation! I demand you give me the proof to back it up!" You say, and you stifle your laugh. Jake tried saying something,
but couldn't stop hiccuping.
"Water." He croaked out. You laugh your signature 'Hoo Hoo' before giving the water.
"I-" he hiccuped again "d-demand to know what you did!"
"Oh, I might've put a bit of pepper here and there." You say, and you laugh harder when you see Jake's eyes bulge out a bit.
"P-Pepper?!" He exclaims. You give yourself a mental pat on your back for remembering to set up secret cameras. This is a golden opportunity for blackmail.
"I-it feels like I bit the toe of Satan!" Jake says, before standing up and stumbling his way to the refrigerator.
"What are you doing?" You ask, as you watch Jake try to open the freezer.
"Need." Hiccup "Something colder." He sputters out, and grabs a random container. You grab a spoon from a drawer and offer it to Jake. You might be a prankster, but that doesn't mean you have to be cold. Opening the container, Jake grabbed the spoon and immediately went down on the ice cream.
"Oh my god." He sighs, "Holy fuck Jane, ice cream has never tasted this good." He says and you laugh.