Rating: K+?

Characters: jake, dirk,jane, roxy

Pairings: idk

Summary: heheheehheehehehe

Your name is Jane Crocker, and you are /just/ peachy!

No really, you're way too peachy. But who cares? You're having fun! You giggle as you play with your pink cotton hair. Laughing loudly, you go on and on about how just /peachy/ you are to... Well anything really. The rocks, the clouds, to Jake.

Oh! Jake! What a coincidence, you wanted to talk to him!

He looks nervous... You pondered for a second on what you should do to fix this because you don't like seeing your friends nervous or unhappy. Suddenly, a great idea strikes you! Oooh, you should make him peachy too!

Going closer to Jake, he backed away in a nervous way. Oh, this won't do, you think. You tried getting close enough to kiss him, but it seems like he wasn't going to let that happen. Awh, you really wanted to do that! Oh well, you think. A kick in crotch should do you think! Oh he's going to be sooo happy!

After talking about making a zillion babies, you decide to spread the happiness to the others! Looking for Roxy, you giggle out her name. Ooo! You can have a zillion babies with her too! You're not really sure on how that would work, but who cares! Babies for everyone!

After finding Roxy, and engaging her in Trickster Mode, (fuck yeah) you search high and low for Dirk.

You tried confronting about Dirk to them, but it seems like they were too engrossed in the topic of a three way marriage! Nevermind, you think. Dirk can wait! A three way marriage with three zillion babies is interesting! Somehow, you're not sure how but you found yourself in Dirk's apartment. Interesting!

Roxy went to Dirk, and you shrug. You're way too sugar high to watch, so you turn your attention to Jake, and he seemed to have the same idea. Wonderful! You talk about having a four way marriage, and making even more babies while jumping up and down really energetically. You glance at Roxy's way for a second, and you catch a peek at Dirk's orange hair. Happily, you drag Jake to their way and discuss about the things you plan on doing.

Oh, the babies you will make.