HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARU-CHAN

"I'm just one hell of a butler."

-Guess –hint hint-

"SASUKE! You must be purified water of your sins." Naruto swooped down and landed gracefully in front of the horrified Uchiha.

"N-Naruto! Is that you?" Sasuke was confused and angered. He had thought that he had left Naruto at the brink of death. What happened? And why did the dobe have wings! His wings seemed like a horrible representation of the blondes, some science experiment gone horribly wrong.

"Are you ready to be cleansed Uchiha Sasuke?" Naruto asked again in his monotone voice.

Sasuke trembled this didn't seem to be the usual happy go lucky dobe that he had left behind what the hell happened. But he would not back down he was an Uchiha for Kami' sake and Uchiha's don't tremble. Sasuke now stood firm on the ground, his onyx eyes locked with Naruto's clear blue ones hand no longer clutching his arm.

"Dobe. Didn't think you'd get up so soon," he gave a short chuckle. "Honestly I didn't think you'd get up at all. Tsk, that just won't do. I hope your ready for round 2." Sasuke new it was risky to try the curse seal again but he couldn't loose to Naruto of all people. I mean if he couldn't beat dead last what chance does he have against his prodigy of a brother.

He activated the seal his form began to change showing signs of a light purple hew, hair growth and the beginning of wings. It was not until he cried out in pain did his figure return to normal. He crouched down heaving as he clutched his seal. It was so… painful.

"Your in pain." It was more of a statement then a question but Sasuke would not let himself be pitied so on shaky legs he stood up and got into battle stance ready to end this fight using only his taijutsu.

"H-Hope your ready ustrakonichi I am not going easy."

"Be at ease raven, I come not to fight just to purify." Naruto's hand shot up to make a cross making a bright gold light in the shape of a heavenly crucifix to appear shooting out of the figure his intersected arms made. He chanted words that Sasuke didn't understand "Golel or minpeni choshech, choshech minpeni or," (Rolling away light before darkness, darkness before light) "Adonai ori v'yishi mi-mi irah?" (God is my light and salvation, whom shall I fear?) "And thou shall be washed of all evil in any way or form by the power of my hand wielded by the power of God, YOU SHALL BE PURIFIED!"

A bright flash in the shape of a cross-blinded Sasuke, as he felt pain coursed through his body as fell on the ground. The pain was terrible more so then when he had the curse seal placed on him.

"AHHHHHHHH!"

As soon as the pain came it went. Sasuke opened his eyes in time to see a dark cloud exit out of his body and into Naruto who gave only a slight groan in protest.

"Naruto," The blonde smiled at the raven before fainting on the ground. Sasuke rushed at the blonde forgetting about his pain and crouched down once again faced to face with the dobe.

The aura of purity and holiness was replaced with a familiar warm inviting aura. Sasuke found himself being slightly surprised but at the same time not so much about how much he cared for the blonde.

…

Naruto laid in the darkness no longer in the sewer that held the fox but a small meadow.

Bright trees and flowers sprouted everywhere as wild life danced freely from place to place either they went scared or didn't noticed an awed blonde.

Naruto look from place to place amazed at the beauty of everything he was going to approach a bunny not far from him when a voice called out him.

"Child,"

Fur ball, NI-chan. No it couldn't be both of those voices where slightly harsher the fox's more so than his brother. This voice was kinder gentler and held way more power.

"No child, I am God. And have come to ask you to assist me."

God? Why would you need me to assist you?

"You hold a great power within you."

But you are supposed all powerful and plus I wouldn't want to betray Aniki.

"Your brother would not feel betrayed in fact he knows of this request, I only ask you to help me when the time comes."

Naruto thought about before he nodded before he could say yes out loud the voice spoke again.

"I am glad, now you must awaken someone awaits you."

Though Naruto could not see it he just knew the voice was smiling so he smiled right back as he faded into consciousness.

…

"Dobe."

Naruto woke up to see Sasuke inches away from his face so he did what any normal teen would do blushed and looked away (THIS IS NOT A YAOI SCENE, HE IS JUST EMBARESSED)

Naruto took the time to look at his surroundings, noticing that they were in a small cave with a fire going on and that it was raining outside.

"What happened dobe? Why do have wings? What did you do to me? Why is the curse seal gone?" Sasuke had realized soon after he dragged the unconscious blonde into the cave that he no longer felt pain in his arm or neck and later found out his seal was gone.

"TEME! Slow down, I don't think you'll believe me." Naruto had thought about how would it sound if he told the Uchiha that his whole life was a lie and that he came from heaven and his brother was the devil. YUP! That would go so well.

Sasuke looked at the serious expression Naruto wore and was immediately worried He took looked Naruto straight in the eye and spoke loud and clear "Trust me."

Naruto grinned before spilling everything (He is that easy) And when he was done Sasuke had a bewildered look on his face (Not surprising) "That cant be true."

It couldn't be, Angeles, Gods, and Demons other than the biju what the hell?

"OF course its true."

A demonic voice came from the shadows and was creepy enough for the two Genins to jump from fright.

The figure that belonged to the voice stepped out revealing a man dressed in tattered hooded cloak that hid his face but revealed glowing red eyes.

"Who are you!" Sasuke was immediately ignored when the figure turned his attention towards the blonde demon (As far as he knows)

The cloaked man walked up to Naruto and bowed "Naruto-Sama I have come in behalf of your brother, King of the Night as he is called to be of your aid. My name is Sebastian but you may call me what you wish."

Naruto was shocked to say the least as was Sasuke "S-Sebastion?"

"Yes, Young Master?"

"W-What are you?"

Sebastian smirked under his cloak before pulling it off n one swift move revealing a clean black butlers outfit complete with white gloves (His smirk was now showable)

"Well I am just one hell of a butler."

At the end of this story I decided I wanted Sebastian and someone else* Cough Cough* to be in it so yes it's a cross over.

I was a little bit in a writer block but I am now over it review review review