It's so late that dawn is almost breaking by the time April decides that, even though her wedding party was the best ever, so much so that she has barely been bored at all most of the night, and she loves Andy, and she's so happy they're married, and there were even some guests she doesn't completely hate, and she's happy they were here, there simply is a limit to how long she can stand being in a room full of people.
"Andy, they have to leave," she tells him, and then louder, to the whole room,"YOU HAVE TO LEAVE, NOW!"
No one hears her over the music blasting through the speakers that has been deafening everyone ever since Mouse Rat stopped singing hours ago. She grabs Andy's arm and repeats herself with a slightly whiny voice.
"Andy..."
He's been lost in thoughts, looking around him at the party from the couch where they've been cuddling for the best part of the night, his face a huge grin that just won't fade, but he turns to her when she pulls on the arm he has wrapped around her shoulders.
"Yeah, babe?"
"Andy, make them leave."
"Who?"
"Everyone. Party's over."
He stares at her for a few seconds before cracking an even bigger smile.
"Dude, say no more. I know what's going on."
"You do?"
"Totally! You are so going to have the best wedding night EVER in like five minutes, I promise!"
She actually just wanted everyone gone, but it is their wedding night, so they might as well spend it having sex all over the house. She gives him a look that she hopes he would understand means I'd better have the best wedding night ever or I'm gonna divorce you, and suddenly Andy is up and going, trotting from one person to the other, whispering to everybody what she thinks is probably either a very sweet and polite way to kindly ask them to leave using far too many words, or a very gross plea to let him get laid with his wife. Either way, the guests that are here end up leaving them alone and she doesn't even have to yell them out — she still does, just a little bit.
She turns the music off. No guests, no roommate, the house's all empty, save for the two of them, just her husband and her. A smile creeps onto her face unbidden, and she doesn't mind. She pops a few chips into her mouth right as Andy is waving the last guests goodbye, hums Sex Hair to herself and sits back on the couch, waiting for him.
Five minutes later, she's still alone on the couch, it's starting to get chilly (Andy didn't pay the bills again, which is fine by her, except it's always pretty cold in here, especially as winter is coming. The guests were their heating that night, and Andy her personal heater, but they're gone and she's all alone and freezing right now), she wants a night of amazingly weird sex with her husband and she's grumpy he's taking so long.
"Andy!"
No answer. She wraps a blanket around her shoulders, shivering, and walks up the door to find him chatting with his grandma as if he's completely forgotten that it's their wedding night. It's dark, a chilly wind is blowing, and April frowns.
"No, no, Grandma, I promise it's fine...", Andy is saying.
He's smiling like an idiot and she can't really be mad at him when he just looks so happy. Lifting his arm and wrapping it around her, she nestles herself against his side. Even in the cold night, he's still super hot and it's beyond her how he manages to not lose just about every exposed part of his body to frostbite.
"Andy, come back inside."
"Hey, babe, Grandma was just telling me she's sorry she didn't bring a gift, but I told her..."
Her teeth are chattering and she kind of tunes him out for a second. He's still all smile. The old woman takes April's hand into hers and squeezes it as old people do. April jerks it back, but Andy's grandma doesn't seem to take notice.
"I'm really sorry, I wish I had something nice for you and my boy, but I didn't know it was a wedding before tonight..."
"Yeah, yeah, great, goodbye," April says and tugs on Andy's arm and oh my god he's still wearing the Wayne jersey yet his skin is so hot, how is he not freezing?
"Bye, Grandma!" he shouts as April drags him back inside, "I love you!"
She slams the door shut before hearing the answer and grabs his neck to kiss him and very soon, the blanket falls off her shoulders and he makes her forget about ever being cold.