Your name is Roxy Lalonde and you're happy you don't have anything exciting happening to you right now (unlike your friends).

I mean, literally, jesus kringlefucker, its like everyone decided to be a hormonal fuck and leave you out. Though, you guess its kinda sad and sorta lonely being the only one sane in your group of friends, but its got its perks.

It's quite tiring too, being the glue. They're like your little bear cubs, and you are mama bear. In which they'd often wonder off (their problems) and you'd find them and bring them back to the cave (back to being friends again), and once you come back, another cub would be gone. It's exhausting, but little moments that make them all smile makes you happy.

Also, you think you are thinking on this far too much and much too like Striders 'and their metaphors. Instead, you come back the the physical world (when did you ever leave? ;) and decide to pester Dirk. (It has been too long since you last talked to him anyways)

- TipsyGnostalgic [TG] began bothering TimeousTestified [TT] –-

TG: sp distri whats up?

TG: ik ur still ther mopin about mr wink and double pistols

TG: janey told me aaaalll bout it

TG: so spill the neans

TG: beans*

TG: are you okay?

You waited anxiously for his reply. After a minute though, a response was being typed.

TT: Yeah, I'm still alive. I'm okay.

TT: You know, as okay as a guy gets when his boyfriend ignores him.

TT: So Jake has time to talk to Jane, but apparently not me? Great.

You purse your lips. He seems kinda pissed. And you think you shouldn't have mentioned the janey part. Oh well, that can be fixed. You hope.

TG: psh

TG: jake doesnt know what hes missing

TG: hes missing striders hot ass

TG: his god shitty ass katanas

TG: maybe even those shityt santa clause figures

TT: I'll have you know that my katanas are not shitty.

TT: In fact, they are the opposite of shitty.

TT: They are so goddamn awesome, that even God bows down to it.

TT: Angels fucking sing for this kind of shit, Lalonde.

You think this is good, he's making metaphors again, or whatever they're called.

TG: c?

TG: jakes missing on that

TG: who soent want legendary pieces of shit?

You sniffle a laugh.

TT: Whatever. Still doesn't excuse him ignoring me. I've sent what feels like a thousand messages.

TT: One does not simply leave a Strider hanging.

TT: Jake hasn't heard of that sadly. I haven't seen a hide nor hair of him for weeks.

TT: Only way I ever get to hear if he's okay is from Jane or you.

TT: So thanks for that I guess.

TG: nooo problmem strider

TG: probelem*

TG: problem**

TG: oh wait brb janeys msging me

You switch your chat window with the flashing one.

- gutsyGumshoe [GG] began bothering TipsyGnostalgic [TG] –-

GG: Roxy! I am about to lose it!

GG: Mister fuckall has decided to be an ass once again!

GG: He's currently ranting to me right now about Mr. Strider and his thousands upon thousands messages!

GG: I haven't talked to him for days, and apparently all he cares about is his problems?

GG: Lordy, I don't know what I saw in him.

GG: Or sadly still see :B

TG: le siiighhh

TG: mr english still at it

TG: starp some attraction restriction on that dork

TG: erm strap*

TG: everyone's got some mad crushes on him

TG: no one should have this much power

TG: no one

GG: I agree with you there!

GG: It has certainly been driving me bonkers since day one.

TG: there there

TG: tell mama roxy all about it

GG: I'd rather not right now. I'm still quite upset over it. Maybe later.

GG: Though... I have been wondering, how /is/ Strider?

GG: I haven't talked to him since we entered the game.

GG: I'm certain he's slightly more upset than me given the messages he send.

TG: actuallt talking to him atm

TG: keepin him calm

TG: tendin to him like a nurse

GG: Was it not Mama Roxy and not Nurse Roxy? :B

TG: psh i can be both at the same time

TG: ive been tending to everyones ouchies like a pro

TG: it is me

GG: Hoo Hoo Hoo! :B

TG: hang on, stroder's chattin me up

TG: lol i mean strider

GG: Alright, I'll wait right here.

TT: Yo, Lalonde.

TT: I need some advice.

TT: I've been thinking of doing something kind of drastic.

TG: uh yeah im here

TG: watchu need help in

TG: mad haxxing skills at ur service

TT: No, I don't need those.

TT: I've been thinking of breaking up with Jake.

Woah.

TG: um

TG: thats some major news

TG: r u sure ur not overthinking

TT: Yes, pretty sure.

TT: In all honesty, I think I placed him on a high pedestal.

TT: I've been feeling pretty shitty on how I am around him.

TT: I'm pretty sure he feels terrible too, seeing as he doesn't respond to me.

TG: well its up to u rly

TG: but pls think again b4 u do anythin rash

TG: like breaking up

TT: I've been thinking with a straight head since yesterday.

TT: But I guess it's just food for thought right now.

TT: Thanks Rox.

- TimeousTestified [TT] ceased bothering TipsyGnostalgic [TG] –-

Hm, okay. That was unexpected news. You wonder if he's actually going to do it, and then maybe you could-

Oh, look, Jane's chat window's flashing again.

GG: So Roxy, how'd it go?

TG: im not sure

TG: ughhh sometiems i really want to just open some vodka

TG: being mama roxy is like

TG: uber hard

GG: I'm so sorry Roxy, but I promise to try and behave.

TG: yes plz

TG: but janey, no ur not the probelm here

TG: if that makes u feel better

GG: Whew, what a relief.

GG: :P

GG: Oh, bluh. Jake wants to talk to me again, hold on.

- gutsyGumshoe [GG] ceased bothering TipsyGnostalgic [TG] –-

You frown, you haven't talked to Jake for some time, and every time you try it seems it is when he is too busy or 'needs some space from everyone'.

You hope that what he's going through would be finished soon, because you feel like something big is going to happen soon.

You could only help but hope you can help your friends get together again before that happens.

lol, hope that was good. It took me a day or two to finish this. (See i take long in writing :((((( so yeah. Have a long chappie bc yay :D