Disclaimer: I own nothing, but Natsumi and the plot.

Pairing options for Natsumi are:

Shino

Shisui-1

Itachi-1

Haku-1

Kankuro

If I get three more suggestions I put up a poll. Sasuke, Naruto, or anyone older or younger by nine years is not permitted to be a possible love interest. Please vote in a review so far only three people have made a choice. Please review!

Natsumi's Day at the Academy

Natsumi was beyond irritated. The idiots of her class were acting up because the graduation exam was coming up. I mean seriously it is like they expect everything to be sunshine and roses when they became ninja. Not only that the fangirls were driving her up the wall. They also creeped her out. She swears that they will be dead in a week in the real world.

Sensei droned on and on. It made her want to pull a prank like Naruto would. Maybe she should skip the classes after lunch. It's not like they need her here until next week when the exams occurred. Yeah skipping sounded really nice right now. Lunch quickly came and she quickly snuck off. The people on the street kept giving her amused looks. They probably knew she was skipping, but she honestly couldn't help it. Class was so boring. She stopped when she saw one of the Uchiha's walking at a quick pace towards the compound.

She followed him with all of her stealth. Natsumi suspected he knew she was there and was humoring her. He was older than her with whispy hair that was sticking in every direction. He also had a headband. Eventually that ended up in a semi-secluded training ground.

"Itachi I know you're out here. You should help me get rid of the fangirl that is stalking me. She a lot better than the others though." 'Wait did he just call me one of those mindless bi#he$,' Natsumi thought before she was grabbed and tossed in front of the dude. "Ouch you a$$# le$. I am not one of those mindless drones. I was just curious to see were you were going. It's a lot more entertaining than listening to the sensei rehash everything we already know!"

Natsumi stood up to face the two boys. They were both obviously Uchihas. The second one that had thrown her was younger than the one she had followed. He had long hair pulled into a low ponytail and looked stressed. "So you were following Shisui because you were bored with your Academy class?" She gave the other boy, Itachi, a no duh face. Shisui burst into snickers at the face Itachi made and earned himself a glare for it.

"So what's your name, little girl?" Shisui asked, smiling down on her like she was five. He was promptly knocked on his butt by a punch to the face. "You are barely older than me so do not talk down to me. My name is Natsumi Uzumaki, sister of the future Hokage, and destroyer of egos. My hobbies are pranking, reading, and training with Anko-nee in the Forest of Death. I like my brother, sister, the Old Man, the ramen people, and ramen. I dislike those with attitude problems *coughUchihascough*, those that treat other with cruelty due to circumstance, and fangirls. My dream is to protect those precious to me and to see my brother become Hokage like he dreams. Now why don't you introduce yourselves~" The two boys stood there blinking for a while. "Well I'm waiting," Natsumi said, arms crossed with her foot tapping.

"My name is Shisui Uchiha. I like Itachi, dango, and the village. I dislike people who would destroy for their own power and those that would threaten the village. My dream is for there to be peace and that the village stands strong." Natsumi gave him a once over. "Acceptable for an Uchiha. What about you, girly boy?" Shisui began snickering again. "My name is Itachi Uchiha. I like my brother Sasuke, sometimes Shisui, dango and sweets. I dislike irritating nicknames, not getting to spend time with my brother, and threats to the village. My dream is for peace and for my brother to grow strong." Another once over. "Not quite as acceptable, but better than most Uchiha." Shisui probably wasn't going to live much longer if the look Itachi giving him was any indication, but he couldn't stop laughing. This girl was hilarious. She didn't care about the Uchiha clan and she certainly packed quite a punch, verbally and physically.

"Well it is nice to meet you, but me and Itachi have got to go see the Hokage. He has a mission for us." Shisui waved then vanished with Itachi in a swirl of leaves. 'Well that was an interesting first meeting. I wonder what mission the Old Man has for them,' Natsumi thought walking back into the village proper.

Natsumi quickly wished she had stayed in the training ground. Anko-nee saw her walking by the dango stand and dragged her off for training if she was going to skip school. She wasn't bored any more unfortunately.

Anko stood laughing over her lifeless body. She was never moving again. Apparently Anko-nee had been inspired by some man named Gai and if Natsumi ever found him she was going to prank him hard. There would be no escape or mercy for the maniac who inspired death by exercise.

POV CHANGE

Anko almost felt sorry for Gai. Natsumi was going to do something bad to him if the look on her face said anything. Maybe she should warn him about possibly homicidal red heads. He'd probably commend her youth after she told him and take it as a challenge.

Anko was a bit worried and spending time with Natsumi was just the thing she needed. She had to keep her busy so she didn't notice her preoccupation though. Anko was upset that she wouldn't get to train Natsumi when she became a genin. Apparently she was too close to the girl and would not be objective enough. She could only hope that she got a teacher that would treat the girl with respect and not treat Naruto wrong. She almost felt sorry if they did…almost.

TBC…

So a few Uchihas are going to live on, but in what capacity is questionable. Natsumi has met two of her possible beaus and made quite an impression on them. If she seemed borderline rude to anyone it is because she is a bit jaded and has been spending so much time with Anko. She has lost her trust in people until they prove themselves to her.