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It appears that Shisui is winning so far~
Natsumi's Test and Fabulous Revenge
Today was the day of her genin test and Natsumi was bouncing in her seat. She couldn't wait. She had had to work extra hard on her bushin clones and eventually Anko sensei had given in and taught her the snake style as a reward. Natsumi thought the taijustu was awesome and the Anko shouldn't be ashamed of the style even if she had learned it from the Snake bastard. It would work quite well with her natural agility and she had started meshing it together with pieces she had seen from other styles. She had to read quite a bit in order to figure out how to add some of them, but it would be utterly priceless when she was finished. Her brother was a bit more of a brawler but maybe she could teach it to him and Anko-nee.
"NATSUMI!" Natsumi's head whipped around to face her sensei's irritated face. She awkwardly rubbed the back of her head. "I take it it's my turn?" The teacher sighed and shook his head. "Please head into the examination room for your jutsu portion of the exam."
"Hell yeah! I'm gonna ace this. Just you watch. Then anyone who tries anything with my brother shall face my wrath. Mwa ha ha ha!" With that said Natsumi charged into the room followed by the laughter of her classmates. She was the dead last, but that wasn't really her fault the teachers found out her connection to Naruto and tried to sabotage her because they realized Natsumi would teach it to him. It was only Anko who saved her from being incompetent so she pretended to be bad in order to beat the system. Hopefully the testers were fair and would judge based on her skills.
In the room was a bored looking man with a beard and Iruka. "Please state your name and any clan affiliations if you are to use a specialized clone from your clan." Natsumi made a face and Iruka laughed. "Asuma you might want to pay attention. Natsumi please substitute with something in the room then return to the front to perform the henge and clone technique of your choice." Asuma jerked up at the mention of her name with renewed interest. Natsumi narrowed her eyes.
"First I would like to state that if you test me without using a fair system I will make your life hell and there will be no place you can hide from my pranks….and I will tell the Hokage. I personally think my pranks are worse because I was practically raised by Anko Mitarashi and she is widely known for her sadistic streak. She says I have talent. Second Iruka I'm pretty sure Anko is going to tie you up in the basement for her personal enjoyment if you betray her trust. Let's get this test started." Natsumi switched with the chair behind them and walked back to the front. When she got there she promptly transformed in Anko. "Well hello there cuties," fake-Anko said winking at the two teachers while leaning down to show her cleavage. Iruka immediately turned red and refused to look down and Asuma was on the ground suffering blood loss. Natsumi turned back and began laughing. She politely waited for the senseis to calm down and prepare themselves before performing the clone technique. She of course succeeded.
"Congratulations, you graduate. Please step forward and take your headband. Remember team placements are next week," Iruka finished. Natsumi's smile was so wide that it practically split her face in two. "Whooo! Just watch I'm going to be an awesome ninja like Anko-nee and totally help Naru-chan be a great Hokage!" Natsumi shouted running out of the room ignoring the shocked Asuma muttering.
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"She wants to be like Anko," he whispered in shock while Iruka patted him on the back. "Yes she does. Be glad she hasn't given you the traditional test for interacting with Naruto. It was creepy and creative and I never knew that there were so many ways to hide a body in Konoha." Asuma looked startled and his mouth popped open. "There's a test?!" Iruka laughed at that. "Yup. I almost feel sorry for whoever ends up as Naruto's sensei. If they don't treat him right or fairly they probably will not be jonin for long. Natsumi y can probably convince the Hokage to cover it up. They're like his surrogate grandchildren." Asuma wasn't sure what he felt about hearing that. He hoped that Kakashi knew what he was doing when he requested Naruto being on his team in the future.
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Natsumi ran through the village proudly bearing her headband. She was going straight home to show her brother and Anko if she found her. Her journey home was interrupted by a green blur whizzing by her screaming about Youth. Natsumi swore she could hear a capital in there. 'Wait…Gai,' Natsumi thought, turning her head in a manner that has been seen in horror movies everywhere. Here was her chance. He would pay for his Youth. Never again would she suffer from his love of exercise. Natsumi crept along in the shadows following the epitome of Youth. 'He'll never know what hit him,' Natsumi thought a psycho smile on her face.
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The group of jonin were meeting at the Replacement Bar and Grill. It was a place that specialized in serving ninja. If you didn't have a headband or weren't know you weren't allowed in. Everyone was chatting with the exception of Kakashi who was reading his infamous book ignoring the occasional dagger like glare of Kurenai.
"HELLO MY YOUTHFUL COLLEGUES! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY?" Gai called cheerfully. When people looked at his though everything froze. "Gai is there any particular reason you have sparkly pink hair and are wearing a neon purple spandex suit?" Genma asked in shock. Gai flinched and his eyes had a far off look. "Your new student objects to me promoting my exercise regimen to Anko. I am not allowed to do it again."
Genma blinked. "My student?" Gai turned back into his normal smiling self. "Yes one of the Youthful new genin hopefuls. Iruka was so kind as to tell me her name on his way to the Missions Desk after he cut me out of the ninja wire I was strung up from. Her name is Natsumi Uzumaki and I recalled the name from the genin team placement," he finished with Nice Guy pose #64™.
Asuma blanched. "Looks like Anko's warning about the girl is very accurate. I am really glad she decided I had tested her fairly. I hate to think what she had in store for me if I had fallen from her expectations." Asuma shivered and shook his head to rid himself of the thoughts. From her place beside Kurenai Anko burst into rancorous laughter. "She is awesome. Her dream is to surpass me as a capable ninja and I'm like her older sister. I am quite proud of her devious pranking and trapping skills. I hope you're ready Genma. She won't let you slack off. She's survived training with me in the Forest of Death." Genma groaned and placed his head in his hands while others patted him on the back in sympathy.
TBC…
So I decided on Genma for a sensei at the last minute. I felt his good nature might be a balance for Natsumi after spending so much time with Anko. By the way the only reason Natsumi was capable of pranking Gai was the element of surprise and a clever use of a distraction. She is not skilled enough to take on a jonin. She got lucky.
I'm not sure about how much time I'm going to divide between Naruto and Natsumi, but there will probably be more focus on Natsumi as she is the main character of the fanfiction.